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Ski gods

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kami
Posts: 555 - Karma: 4,401
Post one or make up your own church/god

Meru- Hindi god of the mountains
Ullr- Norse god of skiing

Powder-day Saints
Jul 29 2022 10:08AM
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asparagus
Posts: 2476 - Karma: 28,189
church of the pretzel priest

Jul 29 2022 1:38PM
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SkiPigeon123
Posts: 350 - Karma: 2,964

Psychedelic Asian man
Jul 29 2022 3:44PM
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Farmville420
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 60,345
Aug 3 2022 1:08AM
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WunhungL0
Posts: 286 - Karma: 1,605
Allah akgnar- god of bangers
Aug 3 2022 4:58AM
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BigmoneyMatt
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 1,185
WunhungL0Allah akgnar- god of bangers


Ah yes summer NS. Just filled with blatant racism, you feel good about urself buddy? Xenophobic fucker.
Aug 3 2022 12:19PM
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MaimHelp
Posts: 1721 - Karma: 13,579
Reed


@beyonson
Aug 3 2022 12:38PM
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2pacSkier72
Posts: 9 - Karma: 75
My ski god wears a tall t productions one love shirt and smokes newports
Aug 3 2022 2:48PM
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WunhungL0
Posts: 286 - Karma: 1,605
ReformedBAh yes summer NS. Just filled with blatant racism, you feel good about urself buddy? Xenophobic fucker.


Dude don't take my sick ski god lightly or I'll have Grip W. Bindings bonk ya
Aug 4 2022 1:39AM
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johnoble
Posts: 272 - Karma: 2,627
asparaguschurch of the pretzel priest



Fun fact: once saw skisus christ on the horizon of lake huron while tripping
Aug 4 2022 9:36AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6960 - Karma: 60,852
Skadí is the real Norse ski god

Aug 4 2022 11:31AM
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