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Ideal Ski Soulmate

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WunhungL0
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Alright mountain madams and slope sirs whatchu got for your lowlife list of lit lifty love and pow pound preconceptions?
Jul 2 2022 6:19PM
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Jems
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she must ride jets and be able to 2p2 and nollie front 2 or else she’s not for me
Jul 2 2022 6:50PM
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Abomber22
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W for the alliteration..... well done
WunhungL0Alright mountain madams and slope sirs whatchu got for your lowlife list of lit lifty love and pow pound preconceptions?
Jul 2 2022 9:39PM
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SlitherySnake
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wemon

**This post was edited on Jul 2nd 2022 at 11:38:52pm
Jul 2 2022 11:38PM
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WunhungL0
Posts: 286 - Karma: 1,605
SlitherySnakewemon

**This post was edited on Jul 2nd 2022 at 11:38:52pm


I'm more of a womango kinda guy
Jul 3 2022 1:50AM
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WunhungL0
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Jemsshe must ride jets and be able to 2p2 and nollie front 2 or else she’s not for me


Don't forget an extra shaky shaky shifty off some absolutely organic side hits
Jul 3 2022 1:53AM
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WunhungL0
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Abomber22W for the alliteration..... well done


They call me Dirty Dr.Skuess
Jul 3 2022 1:55AM
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S.J.W
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Mingg, it will always be Mingg.
Jul 3 2022 5:22AM
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Abomber22
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Or sdot
S.J.WMingg, it will always be Mingg.
Jul 3 2022 7:26AM
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ski_salmon69
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eileen goose or whatever her name is
Jul 3 2022 9:34AM
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Jems
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Abomber22Or sdot

isn’t she married bro 😭😭😭
Jul 3 2022 9:45AM
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GayWolf420
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Very rude thread. Disrespectful of the ladies.

With that being said I'd say anything but an Alta girl for me
Jul 3 2022 10:17AM
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Rparr
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Shit man I'd be happy just to have a girl who would go skiing with me
Jul 3 2022 10:29AM
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yungona
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1045983/trim-B93FC8DB-F355-455F-BF90-62A6138AC4C3-MOV
Jul 3 2022 2:15PM
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WunhungL0
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As long as they got FTs all is well in the world
Jul 3 2022 5:48PM
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Abomber22
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Christ sake, jem..... don't wanna steal the lady
thought that person would be a ski mate..... guess I didn't concern myself with the*soul* part

Was trying to mention/ think of a cool older person so I wouldn't be accused of jail baiting...... can hardly comment on anything Jems, without onea you guys hammering me
Jemsisn’t she married bro 😭😭😭
Jul 3 2022 10:33PM
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Butterytips69
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Kfeds or gtfo
Jul 4 2022 12:04AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Jemsshe must ride jets and be able to 2p2 and nollie front 2 or else she’s not for me

God damn I would love a woman who can both do sick nose butters and fly an F-18
Jul 4 2022 12:57AM
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WunhungL0
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DeebieSkeebiesVery rude thread. Disrespectful of the ladies.

With that being said I'd say anything but an Alta girl for me


How inconsiderate. Do you even know what it's like to be an Alta Girl?
Cuz I sure don't but if they're rad then they can't be that bad.
Jul 4 2022 1:14AM
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Abomber22
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Wow....... pretty strong slap down.....* The powers that be*

Jul 4 2022 3:00AM
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WoFIowz
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DeebieSkeebiesVery rude thread. Disrespectful of the ladies.

How sexist of an assumption you made. Your subconscious has failed you young padawan. Op was all inclusive of both genders. Shame shame shame!
Jul 5 2022 4:47PM
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SavageBiff
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I’ve noticed that about your posts lately,😂 always gives me a chuckle. I was thinking that just now and bang I read your post acknowledging it… dude I think no matter what you say your getting a DV….. your gonna hafts to just ride the sluff for a while, it’ll probably run out eventually…..
Abomber22Christ sake, jem..... don't wanna steal the lady
thought that person would be a ski mate..... guess I didn't concern myself with the*soul* part

Was trying to mention/ think of a cool older person so I wouldn't be accused of jail baiting...... can hardly comment on anything Jems, without onea you guys hammering me
Jul 6 2022 4:08PM
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Abomber22
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Watcha guy gonna do?
Rio.........Ridin the Storm Out
SavageBiffI’ve noticed that about your posts lately,😂 always gives me a chuckle. I was thinking that just now and bang I read your post acknowledging it… dude I think no matter what you say your getting a DV….. your gonna hafts to just ride the sluff for a while, it’ll probably run out eventually…..
Jul 6 2022 4:17PM
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Abomber22
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the*eventually* might be a bit down the road....... plus grape hunter would have to go to his happy hunting grounds
SavageBiffI’ve noticed that about your posts lately,😂 always gives me a chuckle. I was thinking that just now and bang I read your post acknowledging it… dude I think no matter what you say your getting a DV….. your gonna hafts to just ride the sluff for a while, it’ll probably run out eventually…..
Jul 6 2022 4:19PM
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theabortionator
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I can ride casually on the spring days for some laps but I ain't waiting for him on a pow day. I would expect the same treatment.

No rules other than if they complain about rolling through the park it's probably not a match.
Jul 6 2022 5:15PM
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yungona
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Me when I downvote everything he says now because he complained about his karma once
Jul 6 2022 5:16PM
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shotvet
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I've crushed on Maude for awhile now. Even been practicing my French.

Oui. Une beguette s'il vous plait.
Jul 6 2022 6:51PM
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armchair_skier
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Her dad must make at least 5 mil a year so I can stay in the family slope side condo
Jul 6 2022 7:44PM
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Abomber22
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Completely understand......
......at least I didn't have to beg for mine
yungonaMe when I downvote everything he says now because he complained about his karma once
Jul 6 2022 8:41PM
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SavageBiff
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Do not judge one based on whether or not they need to beg, judge them based on whether or not they “do” beg…..
was that deep? Make any sense 🤷🏼‍♂️ It’s early and I’m high as shit 😁
g day folks
Abomber22Completely understand......
......at least I didn't have to beg for mine
Jul 7 2022 6:53AM
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Abomber22
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Wise words herbalist
SavageBiffDo not judge one based on whether or not they need to beg, judge them based on whether or not they “do” beg…..
was that deep? Make any sense 🤷🏼‍♂️ It’s early and I’m high as shit 😁
g day folks
Jul 7 2022 7:29AM
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MaimHelp
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All ski chicks disgusting
Jul 7 2022 1:36PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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SHES GOT FUCKING BOLTS ON PAL


Work on yourself king 👑
Jul 7 2022 9:32PM
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yungona
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TRVP_ANGELSHES GOT FUCKING BOLTS ON PAL


Work on yourself king 👑


Yup. If she has bolt ons you know for a fact she’s been screwed one too many times. Work on yourself 👑
Jul 7 2022 9:33PM
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Young_patty
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Ideal ski soulmate for me is:

- a cute girl with cool hobbies.
- doesn’t actually ski.
Jul 7 2022 9:33PM
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Momo.
Posts: 218 - Karma: 1,244
Romantic ski soulmate probably carries snacks, bevies, scopes urban spots with me and has knowledge of pow stashes at all times.
but...
Platonic ski soulmate is my fucking dawg. an absolute unit.

Jul 8 2022 3:22AM
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2pacSkier72
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Jul 9 2022 11:23AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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ReturnToMonkeyGod damn I would love a woman who can both do sick nose butters and fly an F-18


My ex was a pilot and a ripping skier, am not happy about letting her go.
Jul 9 2022 1:12PM
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WunhungL0
Posts: 286 - Karma: 1,605
Momo.Romantic ski soulmate probably carries snacks, bevies, scopes urban spots with me and has knowledge of pow stashes at all times.
but...
Platonic ski soulmate is my fucking dawg. an absolute unit.



Momo and Oppa the shred benders
Jul 9 2022 2:52PM
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ModMommy
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He sled skis but not on my sled since i hate doubling
Jul 9 2022 2:55PM
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arnie_grape
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best woman has her own hobby/sport she does while you're skiing
Jul 9 2022 4:12PM
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