Naw legit question. Maybe not shooting perpendicularly down at the topsheet, but let’s say a standard 9mm bullet fired at a ski parallel. Theoretically, with a super cambered ski, the projectile would have to travel through, let’s say, 175cm of material. A Vishnu ski may not save your life. Your 9 millimetered buddy will only have to travel through probably 110 cm of wood, fiberglass, and plastic. this brings another point up… longer skis are more bulletproof? At what angle-of-entry does your ski become bulletproof? Will ON3P beat all other planks?
someone who’s got old skis laying around who is smart enough to take advantage of 2A rights should try this and report back.