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Haven’t made a shit thread in a minute soooo crystal bitches. What the fuck is up with these girls cause I’m always falling for them and their absolutely fuckin physco but also the coolest mfers around
They just wish they were ski girls but aren't rad enough so they have an entire psyche breakdown where they create this false reality of rocks altering one's fate and cards that can preordain the future. Sadly most victims of this illness are attractive
Oh well, another joke poorly received by the community.
I thought the juxtaposition of the group googled vis a vis the actual*crystal girl* image would be a hit.
That a rock and a candle can evoke gleefulness amongst the tribe contributes to the notion of the unobtainable nature of the object of their desire.
skiermanDo your Depends adult diapers stick to the head of your shriveled dick after jacking it to HS cheerleaders?
**This post was edited on Jun 23rd 2022 at 9:47:40am
Abomber22Oh well, another joke poorly received by the community.
I thought the juxtaposition of the group googled vis a vis the actual*crystal girl* image would be a hit.
That a rock and a candle can evoke gleefulness amongst the tribe contributes to the notion of the unobtainable nature of the object of their desire.
**This post was edited on Jun 23rd 2022 at 9:47:40am
did he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
danbrowndid he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
Too bad he’s too much of a pussy to show up on his front doorstep with a gopro on his head
No danbrown i did not.
What I DID do is get inside skierman head
And now yours.
By even stating such, skierman knew you, or someone such as yourself, would rise to the bait like chum upon the waters
yerhooked
danbrowndid he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
danbrowndid he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
.... you appear to be breathless as you were writing....
thats hilarious, well played skierman. and youre right old timer, i did take the bait - dont flatter yourself though, despite what your strange and unfounded superiority complex leads you to believe, you're in nobodys head but your own
(side note: would be interested in a hint as to how i awakened he who is danbrown)
danbrownthats hilarious, well played skierman. and youre right old timer, i did take the bait - dont flatter yourself though, despite what your strange and unfounded superiority complex leads you to believe, you're in nobodys head but your own
Can relate, had a fling with a crystal girl who was the whole package, mad attractive, funny, big skier and outdoorsy person, it was easy. Then shit hit the bricks out of no where. We went camping with a large group, I drove her, let her drive my car around a bit (I don’t trust many people driving my car, she was 1 of like 4) then further into the night she became distant from me and hooks up with this other dude no one really knew. I was like yo wtf and she basically ended shit with me saying she’s not ready to have feelings for someone and just like couldn’t be in any type of relationship (she never had a boy friend prior and we had talked about all this shit and agreed we’d work together at helping her grow in that way). Fucking sucked and was stupid that instead of just saying that she hooked up with another dude before hand.
but yeah crystal girls be crazy, a bunch of my homies can relate too haha
dwt802Can relate, had a fling with a crystal girl who was the whole package, mad attractive, funny, big skier and outdoorsy person, it was easy. Then shit hit the bricks out of no where. We went camping with a large group, I drove her, let her drive my car around a bit (I don’t trust many people driving my car, she was 1 of like 4) then further into the night she became distant from me and hooks up with this other dude no one really knew. I was like yo wtf and she basically ended shit with me saying she’s not ready to have feelings for someone and just like couldn’t be in any type of relationship (she never had a boy friend prior and we had talked about all this shit and agreed we’d work together at helping her grow in that way). Fucking sucked and was stupid that instead of just saying that she hooked up with another dude before hand.
but yeah crystal girls be crazy, a bunch of my homies can relate too haha
Abomber22Oh well, another joke poorly received by the community.
I thought the juxtaposition of the group googled vis a vis the actual*crystal girl* image would be a hit.
That a rock and a candle can evoke gleefulness amongst the tribe contributes to the notion of the unobtainable nature of the object of their desire.
**This post was edited on Jun 23rd 2022 at 9:47:40am
I don’t think most of this app is smart enough to pull their pants down before they piss nevermind understand that
MaimHelpOne said I bonded souls with her cause I fucked her during a full moon
Pretty sure that was my 9th grade sex ed teacher minus the full moon part. She had people duct tape their hands together saying "once you have sex, you're forever carrying a bond and you are bonded to all the other people the other people have had sex with"
Wack ass way to try to get us not to have sex I guess?
danbrowndid he really figure out your phone number and call you from an anonymous number and leave you threatening voicemails? am I interpreting this correctly? what did the voicemails say?
Someone post skiermans number. We should all call him to appreciate his service.
I kinda figured it was you chasing my posts.
Saw many with 0+ and 1 negative....thaa fine, you do you
I'm just you guys 30+, or more later in life..... there's absolutely no reason for me to*hate* anyone here and likewise for anyone onNS to* hate* me or another...... says more about the hate ER than the hateE....
As to any positive karma I have? guess there aren't as many haters on NS as you might imagine
GrapeHunteri have absolutely zero idea how you have positive karma, i downvote every godamn thing you post and i know many others do to, and i hate you
