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Hey I've got an investment question.

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skierman
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 7,774
Should I like invest in the stock market or bitcoin?





HAHAHAHAHA, JUST KIDDING, FUCK YOU!


"DURRR I GOTS STOCKS AND HAVE MONEY!" - NS investor bros

*5 days later*

"The free ride is over, you freeloaders." - The Fed

"DUURRRR!? OH NO! WHERE DID ALL MY MONIES GO!?!?" - NS investor bros


HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 16 2022 5:57PM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,803
I don’t really care about this thread as I didn’t lose any money. More so I care about the fact that you understand the Federal Reserve can crash assets as they see fit and you don’t seem to care.
Jun 16 2022 6:00PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,251
Jun 16 2022 6:01PM
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,484
Jun 16 2022 6:12PM
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Jems
Posts: 7542 - Karma: 97,759
mobadis

LOLOLOLOLOLFUNNYLOLIL
Jun 16 2022 7:42PM
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TournevisRond
Posts: 458 - Karma: 5,169
Abomber22


You want him to eat your ass??
Jun 16 2022 7:44PM
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Professor-Modelo
Posts: 457 - Karma: 5,064
Skierman wants everyone to be an equal amount of poor
Jun 16 2022 8:08PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,439
Still 10000000000000000000x funnier than anything ever posted by @ChadThundercock or @yungona
Jun 16 2022 8:54PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,251
You're reading too much into it....or projecting
NeonGreenSharpieYou want him to eat your ass??
Jun 16 2022 10:26PM
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TournevisRond
Posts: 458 - Karma: 5,169
Abomber22You're reading too much into it....or projecting


Wouldn't you like to sit on his beautiful face?
Jun 16 2022 10:56PM
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jl4w
Posts: 122 - Karma: 879
NeonGreenSharpieYou want him to eat your ass??


i like where this is going
Jun 17 2022 12:40AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 830
TheMoostafianStill 10000000000000000000x funnier than anything ever posted by @ChadThundercock or @yungona

funny how I unloaded Bitcoin at 57k and popped all your stop losses cuck. I spent the month of May in Tahiti. U prolly spent that month beating off like a basement dweller
Jun 17 2022 2:12AM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,251
Is that you, jasper?
jl4wi like where this is going
Jun 17 2022 6:13AM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,803
ChadThundercockfunny how I unloaded Bitcoin at 57k and popped all your stop losses cuck. I spent the month of May in Tahiti. U prolly spent that month beating off like a basement dweller


BQQQQQQM!!
Jun 17 2022 7:51AM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 13,829
You also forget that you can still trade on the market no matter how low it is.
Jun 17 2022 12:25PM
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iH8pow
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Yes let’s make fun of the people who make $50k on a trade while riding the gondola on a ski day while you miss out on pow days working hourly cuz someone’s gotta service those tourists. Sucks to lose money but at least they have money to lose you seem to be celebrating the downfall of markets as if it doesnt also mean people cant feed their families. I’m against owning vacation homes in the mountains since it displaces the local work force, but buying whatever rental skierman is probably in just to get to personally evict would be the rather fabulous event that NS deserves
Jun 17 2022 12:46PM
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,484
JemsLOLOLOLOLOLFUNNYLOLIL


“I don’t understand anything so I’ll just make a stupid noise”
Jun 17 2022 6:39PM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,803
mobadis“I don’t understand anything so I’ll just make a stupid noise”


Yeah man that’s very esoteric knowledge you have
Jun 17 2022 8:36PM
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Jems
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mobadis“I don’t understand anything so I’ll just make a stupid noise”

go back to 4chan
Jun 17 2022 11:11PM
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,484
Jemsgo back to 4chan


I would urge you to put down the drugs that are only harming you and pick up a book instead. God I can only imagine what years of addiction combined with solidified neural pathways does to ones ability to think critically and challenge pre-conceived notions. For someone of your caliber I would recommend Propaganda by Edward Bernays.
Jun 17 2022 11:26PM
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WunhungL0
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mobadisI would urge you to put down the drugs that are only harming you and pick up a book instead. God I can only imagine what years of addiction combined with solidified neural pathways does to ones ability to think critically and challenge pre-conceived notions. For someone of your caliber I would recommend Propaganda by Edward Bernays.


Might check that out. Gotta finally make The List of books that provoke thought and almost usher despair
Jun 18 2022 12:41AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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You should invest in Put options contracts.

if you don’t know what that is - nevermind
Jun 19 2022 1:50AM
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,484
BradFiAusNzCoCaYou should invest in Put options contracts.

if you don’t know what that is - nevermind


short alt coins with leverage with a eu binance account for maximum profits
Jun 19 2022 1:55AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7088 - Karma: 62,176
If you’re in eu - okay. If you’re in USA - binance gets flagged. Also, as far as I can see - we can’t trade options on crypto in USA market
mobadisshort alt coins with leverage with a eu binance account for maximum profits
Jun 19 2022 2:09AM
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,484
BradFiAusNzCoCaIf you’re in eu - okay. If you’re in USA - binance gets flagged. Also, as far as I can see - we can’t trade options on crypto in USA market


Yea because the us government despises its own citizens get a vpn for eu

**This post was edited on Jun 19th 2022 at 5:11:07am
Jun 19 2022 5:09AM
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GayWolf420
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Skierman will you take me on some fun rides this summer? I want to watch the master do his thing in person.
Jun 19 2022 12:59PM
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VTshredder69
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i lost 20K in bitcoin and stocks and i still have more money than OP.

lol
Jun 22 2022 11:01AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 7088 - Karma: 62,176
It’s not that easy. You need bank accounts and stuff.
I had EU residency but it expired
mobadisYea because the us government despises its own citizens get a vpn for eu

**This post was edited on Jun 19th 2022 at 5:11:07am
Jun 22 2022 12:37PM
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Lonely
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VTshredder69i lost 20K in bitcoin and stocks and i still have more money than OP.

lol


Jun 22 2022 12:39PM
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skierman
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 7,774
VTshredder69i lost 20K in bitcoin and stocks and i still have more money than OP.

lol


Let me correct that for you...

"I lost 20k of my daddy's money on bitcoin and stocks and I still have more trust fund money than OP"
Jun 22 2022 4:01PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
skiermanLet me correct that for you...

"I lost 20k of my daddy's money on bitcoin and stocks and I still have more trust fund money than OP"


Could your karma go lower? Hahaha
Jun 22 2022 8:11PM
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VTshredder69
Posts: 3150 - Karma: -7,054
skiermanLet me correct that for you...

"I lost 20k of my daddy's money on bitcoin and stocks and I still have more trust fund money than OP"


nah sorry. i have a real degree and a real job. i'm not a fucking bootlicking bum like you.
Jun 23 2022 8:54AM
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Bumblesteeze
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I would long oil/energy stocks for the time being
Jun 23 2022 8:56AM
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,484
shorting the Canadian housing market has proven to be one of my best plays yet. Buy puts on EWC.
Jun 23 2022 1:27PM
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yungona
Posts: 2374 - Karma: -5,803
CraigskisCould your karma go lower? Hahaha

Not as low as mine. I’ll always be better than him
Jun 23 2022 1:38PM
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Lippamani
Posts: 1346 - Karma: 13,829
I agree yungona is actually funny not just a prick I only down vote because he literally asks us to
yungonaNot as low as mine. I’ll always be better than him
Jun 23 2022 1:40PM
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SavageBiff
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That’s like bragging that you shit your pants
VTshredder69i lost 20K in bitcoin and stocks and i still have more money than OP.

lol
Jun 23 2022 7:06PM
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VTshredder69
Posts: 3150 - Karma: -7,054
skiermanShould I like invest in the stock market or bitcoin?





HAHAHAHAHA, JUST KIDDING, FUCK YOU!


"DURRR I GOTS STOCKS AND HAVE MONEY!" - NS investor bros

*5 days later*

"The free ride is over, you freeloaders." - The Fed

"DUURRRR!? OH NO! WHERE DID ALL MY MONIES GO!?!?" - NS investor bros


HAHAHAHAHAHA


Whaaaaaa the poor democrat lib cries about people with money.

sOcIaLiSm iS eQuaLiTY
Jun 24 2022 10:28AM
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ajbski
Posts: 1310 - Karma: 5,379
skierman is clickbait.

nothing to see here.

Jun 24 2022 12:55PM
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