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I’m 32 and just had back to back heart attacks

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ChadThundercock
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Yeah I’ve been juicing but that’s not fuckin why this happened tbh it’s because of the boosters I’ve gotten. God I feel so stupid. So last Friday I had my 2nd heart attack after doing some blow at LIV in Miami - was carried out on a stretcher and honestly the girls still love me because of it.

Just because I like to get swole and do a couple nose beers shouldn’t mean the government decides what to put in my body and when to give me a heart attack
Jun 14 2022 3:59PM
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TournevisRond
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what a fucking beta
Jun 14 2022 4:14PM
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,484
ChadThundercockYeah I’ve been juicing but that’s not fuckin why this happened tbh it’s because of the boosters I’ve gotten. God I feel so stupid. So last Friday I had my 2nd heart attack after doing some blow at LIV in Miami - was carried out on a stretcher and honestly the girls still love me because of it.

Just because I like to get swole and do a couple nose beers shouldn’t mean the government decides what to put in my body and when to give me a heart attack


Sounds like long covid, hang in there and just imagine how much worse it would’ve been if you weren’t vaccinated!
Jun 14 2022 4:15PM
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Abomber22
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Could track down threads where you're pro vaxx, but not gonna
Jun 14 2022 4:30PM
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TheMoostafian
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Am I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.
Jun 14 2022 5:39PM
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mobadis
Posts: 406 - Karma: -3,484
TheMoostafianAm I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.


No refunds !
Jun 14 2022 6:00PM
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qazwsxedc34
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If you have a third heart attack and die just imagine what would have happened if you weren't boosted!
Jun 14 2022 7:35PM
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jl4w
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ChadThundercockGod I feel so stupid. So last Friday I had my 2nd heart attack.

good
Jun 14 2022 7:37PM
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HypeBeast
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Man I thought this was a real thread til I saw the name and content when I opened it. Well at least this hasn't happened to any one on NS yet (or openly) cuz they'd be fucked in terms of life expectancy. Felt bad. Now don't.
Jun 14 2022 7:52PM
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yungona
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TheMoostafianAm I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.


Like I give a fuck. I have 5 star reviews from multiple forum members.
Jun 14 2022 8:22PM
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ChadThundercock
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yungonaLike I give a fuck. I have 5 star reviews from multiple forum members.

@yungona for member of the month @eheath
Jun 15 2022 12:18AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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sanest drug abuser
Jun 15 2022 1:00AM
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Icant_kfed
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You didn’t have a heart attack, it was the cia, you know too much about the true intentions of the “vax”
Jun 15 2022 6:11AM
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Abomber22
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You are not alone.
TheMoostafianAm I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.
Jun 15 2022 7:00AM
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ChadThundercock
Posts: 3071 - Karma: 831
The vaccine has hurt our communities and collective health so much, I wish any of you cucks could just see it in your own life. It’s truly sad how self centered you all are
Jun 19 2022 1:06PM
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GayWolf420
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Yo if you're not A-FIBing then you're not trying hard enough
Jun 19 2022 1:10PM
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b0ss
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$10 @ChadThundercock is a 5ft4 72lbs virgin who thinks he’s doing cocaine but really just snorting meth.
Jun 19 2022 2:51PM
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Jems
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TheMoostafianAm I the only one who doesn't understand how this is even "trolling"? You and @yungona are so unfunny it gives me second-hand embarrassment when I think about how much of losers you must be in real life.

yungona is ripped as fuck, what are you?
Jun 19 2022 3:32PM
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Abomber22
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happens i know the moose..... not ripped prolly, but there's this thing called real life smarts, real life pain,etc..... one other one is real life strength.


He fuckin wrestles trees..... and wins.
10£ on the real real.
Jemsyungona is ripped as fuck, what are you?
Jun 19 2022 3:55PM
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Jems
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Abomber22happens i know the moose..... not ripped prolly, but there's this thing called real life smarts, real life pain,etc..... one other one is real life strength.


He fuckin wrestles trees..... and wins.
10£ on the real real.

you don’t drink monster
Jun 19 2022 4:07PM
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skierman
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Oh look, another weak thread with a fake ass story.
Jun 20 2022 8:58AM
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Abomber22
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i ain't rasslin neither.
10£ on the moose
Jemsyou don’t drink monster
Jun 20 2022 9:30AM
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