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I just ordered 5/5 on the spicy chart at the Indian restaurant

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HypeBeast
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Wish me luck
Jun 7 2022 7:04PM
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Abomber22
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spicy fart
Jun 7 2022 7:09PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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ur turds are gonna say fuck the authority and cause some absolute chaos
Jun 7 2022 7:14PM
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mountaindewgirl
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How was it??
Jun 7 2022 8:15PM
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Abomber22
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Pictures
Of the food, not....
Jun 7 2022 8:44PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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5/5 on the white person spicy scale. So you will probably get sriracha mayo
Jun 7 2022 10:20PM
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HypeBeast
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TRVP_ANGEL5/5 on the white person spicy scale. So you will probably get sriracha mayo

Yeah wasn't even that hot. They saw my name and knew I wasn't Indian. It's decently hot but goes away pretty quickly.
Jun 7 2022 11:17PM
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ChadThundercock
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ur a fuckin pussy, they see your white and dont even do anythin extra to it pussy bitch
Jun 8 2022 12:09AM
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yungona
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ChadThundercockur a fuckin pussy, they see your white and dont even do anythin extra to it pussy bitch


Fuck whitey!!!
Jun 8 2022 1:14AM
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Abomber22
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Lol, you're an idiot
yungonaFuck whitey!!!
Jun 8 2022 4:02AM
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iced
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Turd__AuthorityYeah wasn't even that hot. They saw my name and knew I wasn't Indian. It's decently hot but goes away pretty quickly.


u gotta do the accent when u order if u want the good shit
Jun 8 2022 8:53PM
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Lippamani
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Yeahhh that good shit
icedu gotta do the accent when u order if u want the good shit
Jun 8 2022 9:39PM
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WunhungL0
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Turd__AuthorityWish me luck


I went real low once and dipped the tip of a fry in Mad Dog's 357 shit sauce and it was a 36hr experience. I can't 9mil Scoville is spicy buuuuuuuut you do automatically execute the fetal position and feel your ears pressure up since your body is attempting to flush it out. The bathroom is where the real battle takes place after your stomach stings non-stop. THEN there's Indian/Thai cuisine where their sauces know martial arts and all the Karma Sutra shit. Hope you slam dunk dat shit afterwards
Jun 8 2022 10:03PM
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HypeBeast
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WunhungL0I went real low once and dipped the tip of a fry in Mad Dog's 357 shit sauce and it was a 36hr experience. I can't 9mil Scoville is spicy buuuuuuuut you do automatically execute the fetal position and feel your ears pressure up since your body is attempting to flush it out. The bathroom is where the real battle takes place after your stomach stings non-stop. THEN there's Indian/Thai cuisine where their sauces know martial arts and all the Karma Sutra shit. Hope you slam dunk dat shit afterwards

357 ain't that bad. I've had way worse.
Jun 9 2022 1:09AM
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WunhungL0
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Turd__Authority357 ain't that bad. I've had way worse.


Whoa is there something over 9 mil!?! I still regret giving in to the pressure of trying it
Jun 9 2022 2:38PM
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b_in_subtle
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Oh yeah? I order my Thai pepper steak extra hot every time
Jun 9 2022 3:15PM
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HypeBeast
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WunhungL0Whoa is there something over 9 mil!?! I still regret giving in to the pressure of trying it

Ohhh I'm thinking of mad dog original which is only 357,000.

Fuck this, that would be painful.

Jun 9 2022 4:48PM
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HypeBeast
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Update my poop was fluffy, green, and foul. The ports are empty and ready for new shipments
Jun 9 2022 8:55PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Indian food is a conspiracy.
Jun 10 2022 1:38AM
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WunhungL0
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Turd__AuthorityUpdate my poop was fluffy, green, and foul. The ports are empty and ready for new shipments


Load up anotha brotha hehe
Jun 12 2022 7:52PM
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theabortionator
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I do well with spices.

Not being able to order hot food places or them trying to fuck with you becUse they think you're yoloing is annoying though.

I get it. Business is business but it sucks when a place has something milder than tostinos for salsa.
Jun 13 2022 3:11AM
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HypeBeast
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theabortionatorI do well with spices.

Not being able to order hot food places or them trying to fuck with you becUse they think you're yoloing is annoying though.

I get it. Business is business but it sucks when a place has something milder than tostinos for salsa.

Ooooh yeah been to Mexican restaurants with weak ass salsa. Also been to some who's house salsa melts your face off.
Jun 13 2022 5:39AM
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PeppermillReno
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Sometimes my place goes overboard and I can barely eat it.

The people in there are very rude also unless you go with an Indian friend and then they do a 180 and are friendly.
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ReturnToMonkey
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My first big spice experience was hilarious! In freshman year Spanish we had a food day where people learned about and then brought dishes to class from around the Spanish-speaking world. My friend brought some various pepper sauces, powers, and salsa that he grew and made himself. I was sweating from the carolina reaper powder and went to wipe it off my forehead... Later more sweat carried some of that residue on my hand into my eyes and I spent the whole rest of class in the bathroom with my face under the faucet as if I got bear sprayed lmao.

Probably the most immediately spicy thing I've had was one of those Paqui carolina reaper + scorpion one chip challenge things. I was sweatin like crazy and had that head pressure... and a crazy adrenaline rush! But it went away after like 15 minutes and had no lasting effects until a mildly unpleasant poop later. God I love spicy things
Jun 13 2022 6:59PM
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jl4w
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Turd__AuthorityUpdate my poop was fluffy, green, and foul. The ports are empty and ready for new shipments


name checks out
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