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SchizoSkier
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It seems remarkable that in order to get our dreadnoughts running we have to travel all the way to the Persian Gulf ourselves. Frankly, it's bewildering that such a valuable resource should be buried in the bloody desert. That said, these Ottoman savages shouldn't be too hard to clear out. You know I'm half tempted to get stuck in the champagne already. But then, what would I have to look forward to in victory? Tea?
Jun 5 2022 10:59PM
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dognutz
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i farted
Jun 5 2022 11:04PM
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WunhungL0
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Get my guy Laurence, he'll turn the gulf into hockey
Jun 6 2022 12:30AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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I be fartin
Jun 6 2022 12:48AM
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SchizoSkier
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Whatever you think of these damn Turks, you cannot call them weaklings. Their army must have marched across the whole bloody desert in about 10 days—under this burning sun. Right now they occupy the far bank of our precious Canal. I can see them, watching us like wolves. Tomorrow we shall be upon them like the devil.
TRVP_ANGELI be fartin
Jun 6 2022 1:19AM
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Rparr
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username checks out
Jun 6 2022 6:04AM
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Abomber22
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Exceeded maximum helmet to helmet encounters
Jun 6 2022 7:10AM
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 11,591
Who’s your dealer bro you need to hook me up
Jun 6 2022 10:19AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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hmu for farts on the low
Jun 6 2022 10:36AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Easy Google to find that speech
Jun 6 2022 2:17PM
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SchizoSkier
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Not a speech it’s from a game I jus copy and pasted it
BradFiAusNzCoCaEasy Google to find that speech
Jun 6 2022 2:55PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
Well, there was NO assuming you wrote it
SchizoSkierNot a speech it’s from a game I jus copy and pasted it
Jun 6 2022 7:27PM
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r00kie
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I haven't pooped since Saturday.
Jun 6 2022 11:24PM
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Abomber22
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I knew you were full of shit.











omg, thanks, i had to, don't hate
r00kieI haven't pooped since Saturday.
Jun 7 2022 8:45PM
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Chunderface
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BF1 for life son
Jun 8 2022 12:26AM
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iced
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r00kieI haven't pooped since Saturday.


I only poop on Saturday
Jun 8 2022 8:56PM
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little1337
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Chunder_KhatBF1 for life son


"Theyre securing Butters!"
Jun 11 2022 6:40PM
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