Rainier Beer

The only way is to play a sasquatch in a game of slush and if you win, he will give you Parker White's address. You must then spend 1 year (no less) growing a mullet, cut it off and mail it to him. He will then send you 24 cans of sweet, sweet Vitamin R.

You should just drink Yeungling or something? Is rolling rock still around?

Idk find a big liquor store. We have them in CO, they’re next to the Keystones and dirty 30s

mystery3You should just drink Yeungling or something? Is rolling rock still around?

I mentioned two light beers and you mentioned the darkest beer you could think of

TheMoostafianThe only way is to play a sasquatch in a game of slush and if you win, he will give you Parker White's address. You must then spend 1 year (no less) growing a mullet, cut it off and mail it to him. He will then send you 24 cans of sweet, sweet Vitamin R.

Parker white has the best sponsor any skier could ever have. Ever.

Yeah it’s just another local water beer that is basically the equivalent of canned piss

wumboskisI mentioned two light beers and you mentioned the darkest beer you could think of

Yuengling is not dark at all

wumboskisSo I discovered the great Rainier light beer while at hood. Anybody know how to get them out of state? Currently located in PA. I will settle for Miller if it’s not possible but I’m sure this community knows some loopholes. Lmk.

Depends where ur at in PA. There's a really massive craft beer store (selection is massive) right across the PA border in Youngstown that would order it for you, if Ranier can ship there. Check out your local craft beer stores. Speak with a manager. You'd be surprised the lengths they go to to keep customers and would probably be delighted to order a product in for you if they are linked with the distributor or if you order enough. It all depends if Ranier distributes that far.


Also total wine sells it. I wonder if they could ship to a store near you.

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Imo no piss water is worth this level of effort though.

More of a 10 barrel brewing “pub beer” kinda guy tbh. Rainiers are regional to the west I think- like in and out burger.

if you’re really fiening though I’d try and ask employees at your local liquor store to do an order for ya, lotta places won’t mind placing a special order.

wumboskisI mentioned two light beers and you mentioned the darkest beer you could think of

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We’ve all seen you shotgun…

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Young_pattyMore of a 10 barrel brewing “pub beer” kinda guy tbh. Rainiers are regional to the west I think- like in and out burger.

if you’re really fiening though I’d try and ask employees at your local liquor store to do an order for ya, lotta places won’t mind placing a special order.

I’ll start asking around to see if it’s even possible appreciate it!!

mystery3You should just drink Yeungling or something? Is rolling rock still around?

Rolling rock is rough

To acquire said beer one must climb up rainier the 3rd week of spring. Explain to the mtn your purpose, that you seek knowledge and nourishment. You can only fill what you can carry.

wumboskisI’ll start asking around to see if it’s even possible appreciate it!!

Np. When I went through a Soju phase (flavored saki) my buddies and I would ask the owner of our local place to get specific flavors that they didn’t carry. We shopped there often and dude knew we’d buy it so he’d order it for us through his stores liquor distributor.

not all stores will hook it up though, best to try an independent locally run place where they do all their own orders.

theabortionatorTo acquire said beer one must climb up rainier the 3rd week of spring. Explain to the mtn your purpose, that you seek knowledge and nourishment. You can only fill what you can carry.

Knowledge and nourishment is what rainier needs to bless me with

The clash of cultures. East coast yinzer beer Miller Lite. Versus the west coast beer of beautiful lands, the frontier, Rainer. We need to see a Miller Lite vs. Rainer slvsh game tbh

mystery3You should just drink Yeungling or something? Is rolling rock still around?

call me Anakin Skywalker the way im killing these yeunglings

Gotta get your doses of Vitamin R in ya, you know?

nice try parker whiter

There’s a bar in my town that has rainier on tap. It’s kind of like I went from ashy to
classy.

I will say that people who drink and feel holier than though because you don't like certain beers or "enjoy flavor" or are craft Beer snobs, shut the fuck up dude. I love em too, don't get me wrong but You're playing yourself buddy because what are you evening drinking for? To get a bit of a buzz on right?

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wumboskisWe’ve all seen you shotgun…

**This post was edited on Jun 4th 2022 at 3:12:17pm

im not sure what that has to do with you thinking yingling is a dark beer

DeebieSkeebiesI will say that people who drink and feel holier than though because you don't like certain beers or "enjoy flavor" or are craft Beer snobs, shut the fuck up dude. I love em too, don't get me wrong but You're playing yourself buddy because what are you evening drinking for? To get a bit of a buzz on right?

**This post was edited on Jun 4th 2022 at 8:24:05pm

People that run 5ks, watch soccer on TV and have an expensive road bike that they wear a special outfit to ride. Super obnoxious

CaseyPeople that run 5ks, watch soccer on TV and have an expensive road bike that they wear a special outfit to ride. Super obnoxious

Its all good dude. Whatever beer you like to gas is fine by me cuz we all have ours.

wumboskisI mentioned two light beers and you mentioned the darkest beer you could think of

Yuengling light, also first time I've heard yuengling described as dark.

TOAST.Yuengling light, also first time I've heard yuengling described as dark.

I've never actually had it i just think it's the cheap local lager native to Pennsylvania as Rainier is to Washington?

mystery3I've never actually had it i just think it's the cheap local lager native to Pennsylvania as Rainier is to Washington?

You are correct. I'm just disappointed in the dude from PA thinking its dark.

mystery3I've never actually had it i just think it's the cheap local lager native to Pennsylvania as Rainier is to Washington?

Exactly what it is. I asked for a Miller lite at the two bars in Govy and both bartenders looked at me funny

TOAST.You are correct. I'm just disappointed in the dude from PA thinking its dark.

Just can’t compare a Miller lite/Rainer with a yuengling. They should be in completely different categories based on taste and looks…for all the yuengling diehards out there my apologies for saying it’s “dark”

wumboskisJust can’t compare a Miller lite/Rainer with a yuengling. They should be in completely different categories based on taste and looks…for all the yuengling diehards out there my apologies for saying it’s “dark”

All good, as I said I've never had Yeungling i only know of it. Also I never like MGD or Lite always lived the Highlife if Miller was involved.

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what's an Eheath?

wumboskisJust can’t compare a Miller lite/Rainer with a yuengling. They should be in completely different categories based on taste and looks…for all the yuengling diehards out there my apologies for saying it’s “dark”

Miller lite is actual asswater, highlife is the better comparison

I did a blind taste test between Olympia, Rainier, and PBR while I was in University in the PNW.

Essentially the same beer. All made in the same California brewery down the street from where they make Cock Sauce.



..I still hate that the old Olympia Tumwater brewery has been shut for 20 years. How has no big craft brewer purchased it and got it going again?

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