If you were to text your Ex what would you say?

lets snort cocaine and listen to cobain

OP, if you want to win your ex back, you can't text her. You have to figure out what places she likes to go around town and when she likes to go. Then you have to show up there with your arms around two big booty strippers. When your ex sees you with your new lady friends it will trigger her natural jealousy response in her lizard brain. When this happens SHE will be forced to approach YOU. Now for the important part: you must not acknowledge her presence when she comes. Instead, talk to the other girls about zootspace and whether they prefer to k-fed or lip on blind 2. When your ex inevitably interjects to tell you she likes the lip on blind 2 better (god help you if she likes k feds more) you will then have the opportunity to neg her. You will need to respond with something along the lines of "I wasn't aware you could even hit hand rails". Doing this will do two things: it will lower her self-esteem and it will put you in a position of dominance. By leading her to question her self worth on skis she will inevitably hit you up for a lesson in riding park (and dick). Once she does this you're in and you can resume texting her like the good ole days.

Thank you for your influence and impact on me in my younger years. I hope your life is going well and you’re happy.

Young_pattyUgh I know, it’s like just kiss already, they’re clearly perfect for each other.

Outdoor sports is hating on other people who are exactly like you lmao

i just got the toothiest bj and it made me think of u

Craw_DaddyOP, if you want to win your ex back, you can't text her. You have to figure out what places she likes to go around town and when she likes to go. Then you have to show up there with your arms around two big booty strippers. When your ex sees you with your new lady friends it will trigger her natural jealousy response in her lizard brain. When this happens SHE will be forced to approach YOU. Now for the important part: you must not acknowledge her presence when she comes. Instead, talk to the other girls about zootspace and whether they prefer to k-fed or lip on blind 2. When your ex inevitably interjects to tell you she likes the lip on blind 2 better (god help you if she likes k feds more) you will then have the opportunity to neg her. You will need to respond with something along the lines of "I wasn't aware you could even hit hand rails". Doing this will do two things: it will lower her self-esteem and it will put you in a position of dominance. By leading her to question her self worth on skis she will inevitably hit you up for a lesson in riding park (and dick). Once she does this you're in and you can resume texting her like the good ole days.

But bro what if you show up with the double trouble booty booby combo chicks instead to make an exhibit out of your erotic acrobatic prowess on a pow day where you get to be big daddy and give face shots as a soaked n yoked skier?

DTetzAnything related to “I don’t wanna see you” is the correct answer

I think you forgot the part where you then say "unless you don't have any clothes on" to complete it