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If you were to text your Ex what would you say?

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WunhungL0
Posts: 278 - Karma: 1,578
I'd be like, "lets resume the reps and skip the steps."
May 13 2022 12:57AM
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Woody.
Posts: 423 - Karma: 4,658
Nothing because texting your ex is a horrible idea.
May 13 2022 12:59AM
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WunhungL0
Posts: 278 - Karma: 1,578
NoahsArkNothing because texting your ex is a horrible idea.


The trick is not to have an ex
May 13 2022 1:04AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9788 - Karma: 72,404
NoahsArkNothing because texting your ex is a horrible idea.


@tutipups 🤔💡😲😒😮‍💨😪😥😢😤😤😤
May 13 2022 1:45AM
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weastcoat
Posts: 6317 - Karma: 72,684
Can’t text your ex if you don’t have one 😈
May 13 2022 1:53AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51491 - Karma: 160,646
Hopefully a friend will forcibly remove your phone from your possession.

There's exceptions to every rule but I feel this goes south 9/10.
May 13 2022 3:25AM
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 1274 - Karma: 11,517
Ask her why she looks like Sid from ice age
May 13 2022 7:43AM
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GrandThings
Posts: 3052 - Karma: 30,548
Ask your homie to change her contact name to another person in your phone that you never text.

Ive been down bad before, and sometimes drastic steps are necessary....those damn crystal girls man...
May 13 2022 9:07AM
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yungona
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Icant_kfedAsk her why she looks like Sid from ice age


Why you dated a girl who lookin like Sid from Ice Age tho?
May 13 2022 9:36AM
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Schoess
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 24,719
I live with my ex girlfriend and text her all the time...

She's also my wife but that's beside the point.
May 13 2022 12:34PM
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Icant_kfed
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yungonaWhy you dated a girl who lookin like Sid from Ice Age tho?


When the only people that think your good looking are distant friends moms you take what you can get
May 13 2022 12:52PM
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Tamas
Posts: 550 - Karma: 842
Icant_kfedWhen the only people that think your good looking are distant friends moms you take what you can get


Just like? Don't be ugly then?
May 13 2022 2:11PM
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skierman
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SchoessI live with my ex girlfriend and text her all the time...

She's also my wife but that's beside the point.


Yeah man, I'm happy to hear you were able to get back together and reconcile after finding out I came in her asshole when you were out grabbing late night carbs at the Pie with your homies.
May 13 2022 2:13PM
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yungona
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skiermanYeah man, I'm happy to hear you were able to get back together and reconcile after finding out I came in her asshole when you were out grabbing late night carbs at the Pie with your homies.



May 13 2022 2:19PM
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yungona
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Icant_kfedWhen the only people that think your good looking are distant friends moms you take what you can get


Fuck it bro it’s your life
May 13 2022 2:20PM
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GayWolf420
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idk I don't have their numbers anymore (and thank god)

that's like opening a time capsule of bad vibes and demons. Fuck that shit. Live and let live.
May 13 2022 2:54PM
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 1274 - Karma: 11,517
TamasJust like? Don't be ugly then?


I’m not ugly my hair just decided to go to the same place as ihatepedophiles and ublomes parents
May 13 2022 4:05PM
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ModMommy
Posts: 10791 - Karma: 56,746
I asked him how the fishing was
May 13 2022 4:57PM
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Lonely
Posts: 6690 - Karma: 60,728
Don't

Unless you are just chilling and being friendly and have no interest getting back together.

Still good friends with one of my exes, because of a text and some hang outs with no motive to date behind it
May 13 2022 5:17PM
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Schoess
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skiermanYeah man, I'm happy to hear you were able to get back together and reconcile after finding out I came in her asshole when you were out grabbing late night carbs at the Pie with your homies.


At your age, the most impressive thing is being able to even get one up man. Proud of you. Keep shining king!
May 13 2022 7:01PM
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yungona
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She didn’t reply I think she died prolly
May 13 2022 8:32PM
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skierman
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SchoessAt your age, the most impressive thing is being able to even get one up man. Proud of you. Keep shining king!


Oh look, a pathetic attempt at copying my impotence joke where I insulted your disgusting obesity in an earlier thread. Fucking pathetic.
May 13 2022 8:36PM
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GayWolf420
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wow color me shocked that some 30-something year old washed up ski bros killed the vibe of yet another thread.
May 13 2022 8:41PM
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yungona
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DeebieSkeebieswow color me shocked that some 30-something year old washed up ski bros killed the vibe of yet another thread.


As much as I hate to say it, I’m rooting for skierman on this one. Other guy is a bitch.
May 13 2022 8:46PM
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GayWolf420
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yungonaAs much as I hate to say it, I’m rooting for skierman on this one. Other guy is a bitch.


They both look the same too which is crazy so its like a big bro/little bro lovers quarrel.
May 13 2022 8:54PM
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iH8pow
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Just ask how her career, and dog are doing. She sold out, was supposed to get a job and live somewhere sweet in the mountains in CO/UT but she followed her career path down in bible belt. She’s been with same company though and if you can stay steadily employed in oil for so long, you’re doin well
May 13 2022 10:53PM
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Schoess
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skiermanOh look, a pathetic attempt at copying my impotence joke where I insulted your disgusting obesity in an earlier thread. Fucking pathetic.


You know Scott, you're not very original I must say. It's really disappointing.
May 14 2022 10:10AM
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PacificRimJob
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I wouldnt.
May 14 2022 10:25AM
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WoFlowz
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1. Don’t text ex
2. find a even better girl who is 1000times cooler, better looking, and more fun to be around
May 14 2022 11:04AM
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weastcoat
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WoFlowz2. find a even better girl who is 1000times cooler, better looking, and more fun to be around

Yeah OKAY that’s the EASIEST thing ever.
May 14 2022 12:44PM
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MaimHelp
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weastcoatYeah OKAY that’s the EASIEST thing ever.



May 14 2022 1:24PM
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WoFlowz
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weastcoatYeah OKAY that’s the EASIEST thing ever.


Been there done that
May 14 2022 1:26PM
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weastcoat
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MaimHelp


Something tells me he’s hungry
May 14 2022 1:41PM
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twinkle_toes
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Lol my ex texted me out of nowhere and asked if I was free this week so he could “get something off his chest”

Man fuck this guy. Dude broke up with me on my birthday. And also shit talked me for the longest time and was the biggest douchebag after our breakup. I was nothing but nice to him and tried to be friends but he obviously couldn’t handle it

so yea… OP maybe don’t text ur ex if you ended on bad terms hahaha
May 19 2022 1:25AM
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yungona
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twinkle_toesLol my ex texted me out of nowhere and asked if I was free this week so he could “get something off his chest”

Man fuck this guy. Dude broke up with me on my birthday. And also shit talked me for the longest time and was the biggest douchebag after our breakup. I was nothing but nice to him and tried to be friends but he obviously couldn’t handle it

so yea… OP maybe don’t text ur ex if you ended on bad terms hahaha

Guy sounds like a chad. He’s gonna meet up with you to shit talk you more. Based.
May 19 2022 1:26AM
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maaattt
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May 19 2022 2:19AM
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skierman
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twinkle_toesLol my ex texted me out of nowhere and asked if I was free this week so he could “get something off his chest”

Man fuck this guy. Dude broke up with me on my birthday. And also shit talked me for the longest time and was the biggest douchebag after our breakup. I was nothing but nice to him and tried to be friends but he obviously couldn’t handle it

so yea… OP maybe don’t text ur ex if you ended on bad terms hahaha


Ask him for a dick pic first and when he sends it, threaten to send it to his family, co-workers, etc. if he reaches out to you again.
May 19 2022 5:45AM
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yungona
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skiermanAsk him for a dick pic first and when he sends it, threaten to send it to his family, co-workers, etc. if he reaches out to you again.

You’re like 30+ plus talking to a minor about screenshotting her ex’ dick pic. Get a grip man.
May 19 2022 9:17AM
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Angioedema
Posts: 390 - Karma: 1,780
Anything related to “I don’t wanna see you” is the correct answer
May 21 2022 5:07PM
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VTshredder69
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I work with my ex and she's pregnant with her husbands child that might actually be mine. So we still talk in case the baby looks like me.
May 23 2022 10:35AM
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swag_chic
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you got way too attached sir
May 23 2022 1:47PM
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VTshredder69
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yungonaYou’re like 30+ plus talking to a minor about screenshotting her ex’ dick pic. Get a grip man.


Bahahaha
May 23 2022 2:38PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Just that I hope she's doing well and is enjoying her life. We don't really talk anymore, but we were madly in love for a good while there and it was nice. Still would take the early stages of that relationship over Lisa Z.
May 23 2022 3:11PM
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yungona
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BigPurpleSkiSuitJust that I hope she's doing well and is enjoying her life. We don't really talk anymore, but we were madly in love for a good while there and it was nice. Still would take the early stages of that relationship over Lisa Z.


Fr
May 23 2022 4:19PM
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WunhungL0
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weastcoatCan’t text your ex if you don’t have one 😈


But that means you have to get one so you can make them an ex in order to text:(
May 31 2022 8:50PM
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tutipups
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Turd__Authority@tutipups 🤔💡😲😒😮‍💨😪😥😢😤😤😤

how did i not see this post
Jun 1 2022 12:03AM
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tutipups
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dude i cant believe it took me like 20 days to see this post, anyways fuck that girl and the literal 900 dudes she was snapping now i got my arsenic beanie so ima get all the bitches
Jun 1 2022 12:04AM
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Juviticus
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I'm going to commit tax fraud
Jun 1 2022 12:57AM
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WoFIowz
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tutipupshow did i not see this post

I mean you were blind enough to text your ex. It's not out of the realm of possibilities
Jun 1 2022 4:59AM
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WunhungL0
Posts: 278 - Karma: 1,578
Now what if the ex texted YOU
Jun 5 2022 9:52PM
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Young_patty
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DeebieSkeebieswow color me shocked that some 30-something year old washed up ski bros killed the vibe of yet another thread.


Ugh I know, it’s like just kiss already, they’re clearly perfect for each other.
Jun 6 2022 2:47AM
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