sleeping

ummmmmmmm NO!


Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because I'm a bitch

yeah one of my ex girlfriends sleeps like that.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

yah my sister used to do that aye, when she was little, doesn't anymore though

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'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
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Yeah, my roomate did that.
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-Dan

Try to keep clear from that hate and spite
So I keep my mind still, like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system we should unite

i have twin brothers, one sleeps like that and the other one sleeps with one eye open. its pretty crazy.

I knew a girl who would randomly stop breathing for about a min while sleeping...it was scary as hell!!


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Lesbians are made by putting whores in the closet with a bottle of fish food!

yea my friend does that and his eyes are like squinty all the time so i thought he was awake and just not moving or talking for like hour and a half a couple days ago
rastafarians believe ronald reagan was the anti-christ

my cusin sleeps with one eye open and one eye clossed.. kinda weird
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honestly guys i tried so hard the other ngiht to sleep with my eyes opens its soooo hard i hate it...
it really pissed me off that i couldnt do ti
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The ill urban jibs is what we do

A guy from the camp I worked at slept liek that too! So creepy! And one of the guys on my hockey team did it too, we thought he was an alien for the longest time because of it.




Why was the cookie crying?
Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?
Because he had a little boogy in him.



What is the color of a mirror?

That's creepy. I think it's crocodiles that have brains that sleep one side at a time. One eye closes and that side of the brain sleeps while the other side keeps watch for predators. Then the brain switches sides. Cool shit.

It's been recorded in sleep institutes that some people can actually stop breathing for 15 minutes or more.

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Learning a new trick is like swimming in the ocean. When you feel the water it's cold and uncomfortable, but once you're in, how sweet it is.

ya my cuz does too and it was scaring the shit out of me this one time

Being able to sleep on command for a predetermined amount of time would be awesome. I guess I kinda do that now, when I go to sleep in my bed I'm asleep in 5 min tops. The same with driving. On chairlifts, a 5 min nap would be cool. Or maybe just sit down at work for a few and have a kip.
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-Dan

Try to keep clear from that hate and spite
So I keep my mind still, like the still of night
Now who in the world do you want to fight
It's against the system we should unite

yea that would be cool like you could only sleep for an exact amount of time. one side of the brain at a time would be better though
rastafarians believe ronald reagan was the anti-christ

I looooove sleeping.
but this guy i knew would always sleep on our way back from the mtn in like gr 10 and he would sleep w/ his eyes part way open, and it bugged me so i'd hit him and made him wake up. jeesh.



leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??

Yeah, Brooke does that all the time... I mean, usually we're not sleeping, but... you know. ;)

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison

yea a guy I kno slept with his eyes wide open on the way back from a race one time, I was sitting next to him in the truck and he was all snoring and shit, I thought he was being pocessed by a spirit or something, and his dad's like.. nope thats just how he sleeps... scary...


'Don't like hesh - Don't like rap - kicked ol' sally cos she fat - I'm a jerk I'm a punk took a shower cos I stunk - smoked a bong killed a cat - had my nuts attacked by rats dad got nude - I wore a thong - for a hobby I make bombs' Tom DeLounge

The Power of Self Hypnosis: The Key to Confidence

and sleeping well.

That's the book i'm reading right now...interresting stuff, though none of it has worked for me yet (i've only been trying for 2 days) anyways, someone said they wanted to learn to sleep on command and i'm here to teach yah. You can also program yourself to wake up at a certain time too.

This the counting method to self-hypnosis, directly from the book. You also have to be a highly suggestive person for this to work (supposedly).

Relax, in bed, in a dark room. Tell yourself silently that, at the count of thirty, you will go to sleep. Start to count, in your mind, with you eyes closed and your body completely relaxed from one to thirty, slowly in measured silent tones. If it does not work at first, start the count again. If you are still unsuccessful in inducing sleep quickly, do the same thing the following night. Very soon you will find your subconscious mind retaining and accepting the idea that by the time you reach the count of thirty you WILL drop off to sleep.

It says that for some people, it may take over a month of doing this every night for this to work.

There are other counting methods too, where after you do a count the first time, you can fall into a bit of a trance, and tell yourself things like 'I will wake up tomorrow very happy and content' 'i will not be afraid of that 90ft table top' 'i will not be gay tomorrow' and eventually have yourself believing that.

weird stuff...

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Learning a new trick is like swimming in the ocean. When you feel the water it's cold and uncomfortable, but once you're in, how sweet it is.

uhhh i just close my eyes or pass out or whatever lol
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KAMI! haha what is that comment?! i sleep normal and the only person who'se bed i sleep in is tylers.
*brooke*


denise: brooke, i think you're a really really really skanky ho.
brooke:haha well i gotta win competitions some how, huh? cause we all know its not my skiing
denise: me neither. i like to ho around. wait wait... i ho down, instead of throw down.

What can I say? It's all in the signature. ;)

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison

i once fell asleep with my eyes open, i was really tired and i havent done it before or since


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Go Red Sox

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10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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