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Give me your best insults

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ViolentSkiBlade
Posts: 114 - Karma: 576
In my short time on NS over the last 3 years, I have seen some incredibly creative disses. The latest being "you smooth brained insect" I forget who said it but it killed me. So, I thought why not put the creative dissing minds of NS up to this challenge! Shoot em out
Mar 15 2022 12:14AM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2403 - Karma: 8,704
this is ban bait for me and many others
Mar 15 2022 12:42AM
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broby
Posts: 40 - Karma: 98
that's a lot of smack coming from someone with a flammable house
Mar 15 2022 12:43AM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,969
i love you
Mar 15 2022 2:42AM
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GreezyBastard
Posts: 492 - Karma: 1,967
Best insults are intuitive and need to be on the spot
Mar 15 2022 7:14AM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,580
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
Mar 15 2022 9:52AM
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dognutz
Posts: 2314 - Karma: 30,114
r00kieYour mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

i fart in your general direction
Mar 15 2022 11:32AM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6203 - Karma: 62,990
Your such a skierman
Mar 15 2022 11:51AM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 22,314
You look like the kind of guy that asks for extra mayo on your chipotle burrito.
Mar 15 2022 12:21PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,688
that one word that starts with an f
Mar 15 2022 12:29PM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 22,314
arnie_grapethat one word that starts with an f

Teehee. *snicker snicker*





Fartface
Mar 15 2022 12:33PM
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tri_photo
Posts: 1530 - Karma: 7,195
I must have Alzheimer's because I don't remember asking
Mar 15 2022 12:38PM
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Jems
Posts: 7522 - Karma: 97,375
luke votaw is cool
Mar 15 2022 12:40PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
You mistake me for someone who gives a shit
Mar 15 2022 6:37PM
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 11,591
You smell like nickels
Mar 15 2022 7:14PM
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arnie_grape
Posts: 3451 - Karma: 11,688
Mar 15 2022 7:17PM
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kevinok
Posts: 20 - Karma: 137
you reek of doo doo
Mar 15 2022 7:38PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,976
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits. Around. The house
Mar 15 2022 7:58PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7933 - Karma: 64,119
Idk but one of the 4 year olds I coach told me I was a poop head for helping him get on the lift as it was leaving the ramp so he wouldn’t fall and get domed in the head by the chair, then told me I cry to my mommy.
Mar 15 2022 8:05PM
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skierman
Posts: 8369 - Karma: 7,572
Hey man, insulting others isn't cool. Why are NS mods promoting this kind of awful behavior?
Mar 15 2022 8:51PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
You cry to your mommy.
skiermanHey man, insulting others isn't cool. Why are NS mods promoting this kind of awful behavior?
Mar 15 2022 8:55PM
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StoinkyDoinky
Posts: 60 - Karma: 564
you the mf who too scared to ask for ketchup at mcdonald's
Mar 15 2022 9:39PM
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sexyjulian
Posts: 873 - Karma: 11,220
You smell like you farted (farted)
Harded (harded)
A B honor roll all F's you retarded
Mar 16 2022 2:28AM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
Posts: 831 - Karma: 7,772
sexyjulianYou smell like you farted (farted)
Harded (harded)
A B honor roll all F's you retarded


Where the problem at, spinning off the perc like a laundry mat
Mar 16 2022 8:57AM
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