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How can I make my baggy pants look good?

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FranklinTheSkier
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so I bought super baggy windbreaker pants of Amazon (because I wasn’t tryna break the bank) and I wore them today and the looked dope except for the fact that they became suctioned to my legs when I went fast (because of the wind). They basically shrink wrapped around my legs and made me look like I was wearing long underwear and nothing else which is the exact opposite of the ultra baggy look I’m going for. I’m not tryna buy another pair of pants but I’m also not tryna look like 1960s Superman so does anyone know how to fix this?
Mar 13 2022 7:32PM
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snowmonk
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Pack your shit up with copious amounts of cotton balls. Works like a charm.
Mar 13 2022 7:45PM
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Treegrabber
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Get sum with a heavier fabric or
if u can find something cheap with a liner that would probably solve ur problem
Mar 13 2022 7:54PM
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FranklinTheSkier
Posts: 138 - Karma: 380
snowmonkPack your shit up with copious amounts of cotton balls. Works like a charm.


Is this supposed to be sarcastic or is this a legit strat?
Mar 13 2022 7:56PM
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pizzaslush
Posts: 119 - Karma: 1,000
FranklinTheSkierIs this supposed to be sarcastic or is this a legit strat?


I do this trick too, saves the pocket sammie also
Mar 13 2022 8:43PM
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asparagus
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No easy solution, you are now superman (it probably looks less bad than you think)
Mar 13 2022 9:37PM
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KCoCM
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asparagusNo easy solution, you are now superman (it probably looks less bad than you think)


or it might just look way worse, less superman, more shrink wrapped testicles
Mar 13 2022 9:50PM
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dognutz
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boner
Mar 13 2022 10:31PM
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qazwsxedc34
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If you have pixy stick legs it is vital you wear at least two pants underneath, preferably polyester or wool. Then poll them up to bottom of knees and push under high wearing socks. This will automatically make you look like you do leg days everyday and stop the suction cup action. The only downside is you will sweat from your ass really bad and there's the possibility it will look like you soiled yourself.
Mar 13 2022 10:47PM
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FranklinTheSkier
Posts: 138 - Karma: 380
pizzaslushI do this trick too, saves the pocket sammie also


So basically I just stuff the inside of the lining with a ton of cotton balls?
Mar 14 2022 12:12AM
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pizzaslush
Posts: 119 - Karma: 1,000
FranklinTheSkierSo basically I just stuff the inside of the lining with a ton of cotton balls?


Yes, exactly
Mar 14 2022 3:20AM
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yungspliffy
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I don't know whats going on here, but I really wanna see this guy skiing with cotton balls in his pants
Mar 14 2022 5:07AM
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mynameisgiovanni
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OP man that’s funny as hell, top post!
Mar 14 2022 6:40AM
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Butterytips69
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Just get really fast so you fill the pants out
Mar 14 2022 8:04AM
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Butterytips69
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Butterytips69Just get really fast so you fill the pants out

*fat fuck me
Mar 14 2022 8:04AM
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kylersucks
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ride switch so they look like balloons when you look down
Mar 14 2022 8:54AM
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FranklinTheSkier
Posts: 138 - Karma: 380
kylersucksride switch so they look like balloons when you look down


Except my butt cheeks will become shrink wrapped
Mar 14 2022 10:16AM
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kylersucks
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FranklinTheSkierExcept my butt cheeks will become shrink wrapped


even better
Mar 14 2022 10:29AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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I wonder if the XXL Adidas pants I ordered from postmark will do the same

to be honest its kinda cool, I love seeing the pants flap in the wind
Mar 14 2022 11:40AM
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 1993 - Karma: 22,323
Probably not that much you can do about it unfortunately, maybe try wearing thick sweatpants underneath and see if that helps
Mar 14 2022 6:40PM
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FranklinTheSkier
Posts: 138 - Karma: 380
Thank you for all your help! I finally fixed it and now I dont look like a stick figure that got vacuum sealed in pants.
Mar 16 2022 6:18PM
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Treegrabber
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FranklinTheSkierThank you for all your help! I finally fixed it and now I dont look like a stick figure that got vacuum sealed in pants.

Cotton ball method I’m guessing

**This post was edited on Mar 17th 2022 at 2:33:23am
Mar 17 2022 2:33AM
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FruitBootPro
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It's because they're windbreaker/rain pants, not actual snowpants. The pants that are made by Soldier, R3valuate, Anytides, etc etc are so expensive because they are handmade insulated snowpants with some actual weight to them. The solution is to get those, or try and find 2-3XL snowpants on sale at an online shop
Mar 17 2022 10:58PM
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