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Summit at Snoqualmie Slopestyle Saturday the 22nd!!!
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They just moved the slopestyle comp from March 16th, to next Saturday the 22nd! My guess is that they realize they're probably going to loose all their snow pretty quick, so they want at least a few things out of the way, so yeah. Looks like you'll need a raincoat or poncho or ten ribbed condoms for your fingers...hm, oh....what? stop it. here's the details kiddies:
22nd Feb. 2003 The Summit Series - Slopestyle - Summit West
The first event in our series sponsored by Snowboard Connection, Lib Tech/GNU, Burton, K2 Snowboarding, Atomic Snowboards, Sessions and Smith. Registration is in Rosita's Cafe at Summit West from 8am to 9:30am the morning of the event. Contestants must have a helmet and a parent/legal guardian signed release (if under 18 years of age) to compete.
Men's Categories
1.Juniors 12-15
2.Intermediate - All Ages
3.Advanced - All Ages
4.Masters 30+
Women's Categories
1.Juniors 12-15
2.Intermediate - All Ages
3.Advanced - All Ages
Unisex
1.Groms 5-11
For more info, call (425) 434-6729.
''You should be more considerate of the level of beginners.''
''Haha, are you kidding me? You should be more respectful of the level of experts, chica.''
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ok, sorry...didn't notice baker whores previous post, but mine is better and so am i, so fuck them...also i think the Harbor Skier X is on Saturday as well? Hm, good thing skierz x is dumb as so is tyler forman.
''You should be more considerate of the level of beginners.''
''Haha, are you kidding me? You should be more respectful of the level of experts, chica.''
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yes tyler is gay
do you know if they're gonna have the course up by friday so we can practice
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FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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its probly whats up now is what im guessing...
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i sure hope not, what's up now has no flow at all
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FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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Your gayness cannot be quantified Erich.
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does it cost anything to enter?????
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it used to, and it most likely does...i think an email is in order...
Drop beats, not bombs.
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Sickness. . i'll be up Saturday, but i'm not competing
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i need to arrange that little 'accident' for andy so i can win
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FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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he will win in a wheel chair if it comes to that.
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skeepimp is so modest for how good he is
Drop beats, not bombs.
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ya theres a lot of people you need to injure if you plan on winning.
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ya theres a lot of people you need to injure if you plan on winning.
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chris doesn't need to be modest. hes just sooo damn good. and you all know its true!!!!!
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im gonna enter. but i suck... it will be fun though.
yea son
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i was gonna, but I don't want to pay for a lift ticket cause i'm a cheap asshole.
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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
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uh sean, why would you have to pay for a lift ticket if you have a pass?
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FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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cause he and i are gay and have expanded passes so they aren't good till 4 pm on sats.
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yeah what kevin said (useless post by sean!)
weeeeeeeeee!
i'm working for kevin so HE can enter a competition he's not gonna win. he hurt himself and sucks anyways.
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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
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hey kevin! i got a great idea so that you wont have to pay for a ticket.........
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FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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hey chris! great idea! do it for me!!!
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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
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aaahahahahahahahaha word
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should i compete? or go to whislter?
yea son
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i'd say compete, but seeing as I HAVE TO WORK FOR KEVIN SO KEVIN CAN GO UP AND WUSS OUT AND NOT EVEN ENTER i say go to whistler. what?
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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
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whistler will be much more fun, and it wont be raining up there
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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.
proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater
FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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yeah, i just heard ont he radio that there is a winter storm warning in effect for the cascades and they're expecting 1-2 feet by friday....but then i realised that the snow levels' gonna be up around 4500 ft. here comes the rain!!!!!
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brit's rymes r poop o ya/ brits rymes r poop o ya
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ahh shit now i gotta re think all this
yea son
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bu it will drop, so snoqualmiemight get like rain then snow... bt stevens, at least up to will get only sow, yay for slushy pow
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*Fuck El Niño*
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well i was gonna compete, but i don't wanna pay $70 to do it. so im gonna work instead.
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The snow level at Baker is expected to be around 2500 feet. It'll top out on Thurs at 4k, which is pretty much the base, and then nuke 12-24inches by Friday afternoon, according to the NOAA website. Fuck slopestyle and skiercross, I'm skiing some pow-pow!
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same with me, i as gonna do skierx and mybe the slopestyl, but with possible pow, thats all out the window... howeve, if it turns to crap or doesnt snow oo much, the i do them, but thats ulikely, wooooooo
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*Fuck El Niño*
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it's not 70 dollars kevin, it's 30, so compete you bastard!!!
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yea i think im gonna enter and ski friday to get used to it and then compete sat, so look for me, orange skogens with new oakley wisdoms that aer black.
yea son
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yeah $30 for the comp and $40 for a lift ticket since i only have an expanded pass, i would have to buy a lift ticket.
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hey what can all you snoqualmie guys throw? i'll see you saturday with the rest of the gorilla killaz. stevens pass represent!
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everyone bring your rain ponchos and cut out garbage bags, cuz its gonna suck ass!
''You've seen my work,
You know my steeze,
There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
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ill suck your ass
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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.
proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater
FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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i dont know where you're getting your info from erich but weather.com says partly cloudy
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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.
proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater
FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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all the news says snow
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the skiing pow is just an excuse becuz ur to afraid to compete u sorry bastartds.
gorilla Wat biches...
d-lite is entering in grom
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You're right, I mean, with all the rad pow days we've had this year, why would anybody want to ski it anymore? So how is Summit Central doing? Oh wait, it's pretty much closed.
Fuck all y'all, Baker has a 145 inch base, and 3 feet of new this week, with another coming tonight, AND IT'S ALL OPEN.
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65 feet of pure booterness... looks like a good jump for tomorrow.
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how many rales r they gunna hav in the comp and how many kiks
'Gorilla Killaz'
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i dont know, there switchin it all around tonight... but the booter looks beastly.. its perdy big
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well, good luck to everybody competing. i'd be there, but $70 is $70. and chris, if you represent the LSKP in a poor fashion and don't WIN, we're kicking you out. have fun!
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hey sean, id like to see you represent for the lskp competing against ben, andy, tyler, jeff, and the list goes on
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founding member and official jedi master of the erich's penis fan club.
proud to be an equal oppurtunity hater
FUCK the police
my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.
~mommy~
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sounds like loser talk to me boy
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im leaving to the mtn, black oakley wisdome
yea son
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well fuck you, you and you, him, him and him...i've been sick as shit all week, but thought i would be over it, but ohhhh no...woke up at 7 to go up there this morning feeling fine, but then boom...sick as shit again. I might have fuckin mono, fuck you all.
''You've seen my work,
You know my steeze,
There's a slim chance I'm gonna hesitate to squeeze, please.''
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poor erich. im stuck at work. ya got the squerts?
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