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American Dialect Quiz

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PacificRimJob
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So, NYT put out this online quiz some years ago and it's actually a pretty fun party game to play, and see where everyone's dialect really comes from.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/dialect-quiz-map.html



I consistently get pinpointed exactly where I am from. It's surprisingly accurate. Santa Rosa, Stockton, and Sacramento are all equidistant to where I was born and raised, and the hot spot around Northern California and Northern Nevada makes a ton of sense, given that's where Ive spent most of my life.




It also shows you where you're least similar. Southerners, and Philadelphians, I talk nothing like you.





Take the quiz, and screenshot your dialect.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/upshot/dialect-quiz-map.html
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TOAST.
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Red area in PA checks out
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PacificRimJob
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TOAST.Red area in PA checks out


People in the California Central Valley sound like they're from PA anyway.
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oldmanski
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I guess home is where the heart is,lol.
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corona
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As someone with an Ottawa Valley dialect it doesn't seem to be able to put me in any single area, although the darkest red is upstate NY/Vermont which makes sense. Any Brits or Aussies here? Would be curious to see what the results are.

Most similar cities:
Honolulu
Newark (NJ)
Pembroke Pines (FL)

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_IRRELEVANT_
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Mine doesn’t seem to have a very broad reach and being from nh it was pretty close
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mountaindewgirl
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Western as all hell


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mountaindewgirl
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I am a creature of the Continental Divide.

In nature,
Powerful as an eagle!
Graceful as a swan!

Surrounded by 4 walls,
A honking, shit-covered mess.





**This post was edited on Mar 9th 2022 at 10:52:10am
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Abomber22
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larilinesignI am a creature of the Continental Divide.

In nature,
Powerful as an eagle!
Graceful as a swan!

Surrounded by 4 walls,
A honking, shit-covered mess.





**This post was edited on Mar 9th 2022 at 10:52:10am
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HypeBeast
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Pretty accurate considering I'm from NE Ohio.
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Kevinb5
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This makes total sense because I lived in Southern California/ Irvine until a couple years ago. I now live in the south and talk differently than everyone else here.
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Jems
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guessed pretty good for the mpls area
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0sum
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coronaAs someone with an Ottawa Valley dialect it doesn't seem to be able to put me in any single area, although the darkest red is upstate NY/Vermont which makes sense. Any Brits or Aussies here? Would be curious to see what the results are.

Most similar cities:
Honolulu
Newark (NJ)
Pembroke Pines (FL)



British here just did it. Guess I got the most international places? Questions were interesting though loads of terms for things I just never thought of before. Rubbernecking, the area between pavement and road, the so many different terms for raining in the sun and weird names for roundabouts. Do people actually give the night before Halloween a name?


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PacificRimJob
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HypeBeast

Pretty accurate considering I'm from NE Ohio.


That Akron 'A'

'Can I get yew some Snyaks?'
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IHatePedophiles
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EST STOCKTON FOO OXNARD REPRESENT 🎱🎭🎭📍
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Sdot.
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Well that’s very specific.
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Rparr
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DingoSeanThat Akron 'A'

'Can I get yew some Snyaks?'


Holy fuck I grew up like 20 min from akron and this just clicked for me for the first time


akron is a disgusting shithole btw
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OregonDead
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the rural west. I wonder what the smallest towns are that are on the list for most similar. I'm not surprised it picked Spokane and Santa Rosa over Portland or Seattle
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switchlip2
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I’ve been told I don’t talk like a skier
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Sdot.
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It’s worth noting I was being serious. I was born in Alaska, have lived in Anchorage most of my life, and my mom is from Napa, CA, so it makes sense. Nebraska is interesting, though.
Sdot.Well that’s very specific.
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PacificRimJob
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Sdot.Well that’s very specific.


It nailed you on Anchorage.
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PacificRimJob
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Did anyone else get the question where 'The Devil is Beating his Wife' is a legitimate answer for when the sun is out while it's raining?

Only in the fucking South would that be even remotely appropro...
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ReturnToMonkey
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Denver and Aurora, it's got me pretty pinned 😂
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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never been to Arizona but all of my family are from Idaho and I lived in western CO for while so ig it balances out and makes sense
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swherity
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it put me in california and nevada but i live in spokane washington although most of my life has been on the coast so id say its pretty solid
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PacificRimJob
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SimonWherityit put me in california and nevada but i live in spokane washington although most of my life has been on the coast so id say its pretty solid


Take it again. If it gives you the 'large wild cat' question, answer 'cougar' and it will probably change you to Washington real quickly. It doesn't give you all the questions every time, there's at least a few dozen that it doesnt give in every test.
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Casey
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Not sure where SLC came from but otherwise they got me pinned down
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PacificRimJob
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CaseyNot sure where SLC came from but otherwise they got me pinned down


My cousin from Olympia got this same thing. I think it's if you call a roly-poly a potato bug...
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Squirtle
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Oh, you betcha!


From Duluth, MN
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ModMommy
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yeah i was born in Il, spent elementary school in WI, and then went to college in MT. Never lost my Midwest accent while living in NV and it has back stronger the longer I’ve been in MT. Apparently I sound like an Albertan these days.
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dognutsdogfart
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I am Canadian but apparently i talk like pretty much all of the us
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Biffbarf
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ReturnToMonkey
Denver and Aurora, it's got me pretty pinned 😂


Same, cept got some springs in there too idk how it's different lol
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Sdot.
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You mean millipedes?
DingoSeanMy cousin from Olympia got this same thing. I think it's if you call a roly-poly a potato bug...
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PacificRimJob
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Sdot.You mean millipedes?


Negative. Those are very different. This is what they were talking about.



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Casey
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DingoSeanNegative. Those are very different. This is what they were talking about.





Kids play with potato bugs, I think millipedes are poisonous 😂
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ReturnToMonkey
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Millipedes emit an irritating fluid which some people are allergic to, but it's not really poisonous. Those people get lasting rashes or blisters but it's uncommon. Basically just don't touch your face after handling one and wash your hands. Centipedes, on the other hand, have venomous bites that seem to be similar to mild-moderate spider bites
CaseyKids play with potato bugs, I think millipedes are poisonous 😂
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Casey
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ReturnToMonkeyMillipedes emit an irritating fluid which some people are allergic to, but it's not really poisonous. Those people get lasting rashes or blisters but it's uncommon. Basically just don't touch your face after handling one and wash your hands. Centipedes, on the other hand, have venomous bites that seem to be similar to mild-moderate spider bites


I thought one produced cyanide in their bites. Either way they are scary AF and I don’t mess around
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Sdot.
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I've never seen them up here, but I've definitely seen them in CA and NC. We have a ton of centipedes up here, which I absolutely hate.
DingoSeanNegative. Those are very different. This is what they were talking about.



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WoFlowz
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Dark red in the Midwest and western NY/Pa checks out
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GrapeHunter
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my map is different wtf did they just want my SSN?
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Abomber22
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I'm an hour south of Buffalo... I drive through Des Moines to hunt.
So ya.
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r00kie
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Had me absolutely pegged lol.
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johnoble
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coronaAs someone with an Ottawa Valley dialect it doesn't seem to be able to put me in any single area, although the darkest red is upstate NY/Vermont which makes sense. Any Brits or Aussies here? Would be curious to see what the results are.

Most similar cities:
Honolulu
Newark (NJ)
Pembroke Pines (FL)



As a central ontarian(peterborough), i got put solidly in arizona as my most similar cities, though lots of red in the midwest too
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Abomber22
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Cuz it's English, not Canlish
johnobleAs a central ontarian(peterborough), i got put solidly in arizona as my most similar cities, though lots of red in the midwest too
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corona
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DingoSeanNegative. Those are very different. This is what they were talking about.





Those are woodlice or slaters to me.
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asparagus
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coronaAs someone with an Ottawa Valley dialect it doesn't seem to be able to put me in any single area, although the darkest red is upstate NY/Vermont which makes sense. Any Brits or Aussies here? Would be curious to see what the results are.

Most similar cities:
Honolulu
Newark (NJ)
Pembroke Pines (FL)



also from ottawa and got pembroke, miami and boston
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maaattt
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Lived in southeast Alaska, northern Nevada, and northern California in order of time spent


Dads family is from deep Missouri

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Slowbro
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I'm Albertan, but apparently my dialect is 100% Florida?
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BrandoComando
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Lol I spent the first 17 years of my life in Sacramento and the last 7 in Reno. It checks out
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