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jompcockLyft is a far superior way to start the day. I usually buy the regular freeze x strong but my favorite flavor is called tokyo zing which is like lemon and ginger or something. Not always in stock cause it's seasonal I think.
I either make eggs and toast or a smoothie. For the smoothie I use one apple, a frozen banana, a scoop of whey powder, a few chocolate chips, a glob of peanut butter and some oat milk. Fucking slaps and I can drink it while driving to work.
For eggs and toast I do regular sunnyside with homemade toast from my bread maker, strawberry rhubarb jam that my mom makes and some butter.
Also have a Breville espresso machine. Always make an iced espresso with some oat milk regardless of weather. Tastes damn good and is a lot faster to make than coffee.
sexyjulianI live in the American Gardens building on West 81st Street, on the 11th floor.
My name is Patrick Bateman.
I'm 27 years old.
I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine.
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches.
I can do a thousand now.
After I remove the icepack, I use a deep-pore cleanser lotion.
In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser.
Then a honey-almond bodyscrub.
And on the face, an exfoliating gel-scrub.
Then I apply an herb mint facial masque,
which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.
I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol,
because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older.
Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman.
Some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me.
Only an entity-- something illusory.
And though I can hide my cold gaze...
and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours...
and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable,
I simply am not there.
Abomber22Oatmeal w/ pepitas, cinnamon, honey, and berries. coffee.
techdeckjuul
swag_chicfrosted flakes but with lean instead of milk plus Adderall and RedBull
elcheapoBacon, yellow onion, jalapeños, green onion, cream cheese, olives, peppercini, cheddar omelets topped with spicy guacamole
elcheapoBacon, yellow onion, jalapeños, green onion, cream cheese, olives, peppercini, cheddar omelets topped with spicy guacamole
ReturnToMonkey
ReturnToMonkey
No.QuarterI rush out the door with a cup of coffee and convince myself I can wait until lunch because I oversleep and have unhealthy eating habits. I think it's a pretty good system but my doctor and therapist say otherwise
No.QuarterI rush out the door with a cup of coffee and convince myself I can wait until lunch because I oversleep and have unhealthy eating habits. I think it's a pretty good system but my doctor and therapist say otherwise
swag_chicfrosted flakes but with lean instead of milk plus Adderall and RedBull
TreyDudskiBreakfast?
.frenchyzyns
jompcockLyft is a far superior way to start the day. I usually buy the regular freeze x strong but my favorite flavor is called tokyo zing which is like lemon and ginger or something. Not always in stock cause it's seasonal I think.
I either make eggs and toast or a smoothie. For the smoothie I use one apple, a frozen banana, a scoop of whey powder, a few chocolate chips, a glob of peanut butter and some oat milk. Fucking slaps and I can drink it while driving to work.
For eggs and toast I do regular sunnyside with homemade toast from my bread maker, strawberry rhubarb jam that my mom makes and some butter.
Also have a Breville espresso machine. Always make an iced espresso with some oat milk regardless of weather. Tastes damn good and is a lot faster to make than coffee.
elcheapoThe better breakfast blend
sexyjuliansmoke cigarettes. Be a man