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Fixing the olympics

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dognuttz
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everyone knows the olympics are lame now and no one cares about them, so i purpose a solution.

mandatory doping
Feb 21 2022 2:46PM
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little1337
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mandatory zero spins
Feb 21 2022 2:55PM
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eheath
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Just like lil wayne said "If i were president, I would let MLB players take steroids, I love home runs"
Feb 21 2022 3:02PM
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CatdickBojangles
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I mean Russia already dopes their athletes
Feb 21 2022 5:21PM
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0sum
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The UCI strategy. You're only doping if you get caught
Feb 21 2022 5:30PM
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elcheapo
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Disappointed, thought this was about the other fixing
Feb 21 2022 5:36PM
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dognuttz
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hey im down for that to
ShingangbangDisappointed, thought this was about the other fixing
Feb 21 2022 8:25PM
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PsychicMigration
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Did anyone watch men’s short track 500m where the China man got gold of a “illegal pass” there was no contact at all and then in the semis he won because apparently the Italian guy leaned in to much and basically cleanly beat him. Talk about just clearly stealing an event because you need more golds for your country.
Feb 22 2022 4:29PM
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SmokedGouda
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All ski events should now involve pvp ski pole sword fighting with a mix of slalom and freestyle in the same event. Time for AHall to carve and Mikaela to cork!
Feb 22 2022 6:41PM
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jompcock
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DummyBearsDid anyone watch men’s short track 500m where the China man got gold of a “illegal pass” there was no contact at all and then in the semis he won because apparently the Italian guy leaned in to much and basically cleanly beat him. Talk about just clearly stealing an event because you need more golds for your country.


Didn't Russia play some sketchy shit in 2014 with skeleton or something? I remember part of a run disappearing from footage and suddenly a time that was faster than the pace he'd been setting.
Feb 22 2022 11:00PM
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PsychicMigration
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jompcockDidn't Russia play some sketchy shit in 2014 with skeleton or something? I remember part of a run disappearing from footage and suddenly a time that was faster than the pace he'd been setting.


I don’t remember it but I wouldn’t doubt it honestly.
Feb 22 2022 11:12PM
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