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Best pickup lines on NS

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StoinkyDoinky
Posts: 60 - Karma: 564
ill go first

roses are red
grass is greener
when i think of you
i play with my weiner
Feb 20 2022 10:25PM
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ASSholebomber22
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 69,840
Wanna come to my place and watch porn on my mirror?
Feb 20 2022 10:27PM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,975
Come on chicky baby, don't be stuck uuuup, lol
Feb 20 2022 10:59PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
Posts: 831 - Karma: 7,765
You like mug rootbeer??
Oh you do?
Your my girlfriend
Feb 20 2022 11:30PM
18 1
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 22,118
Roses are red
Dolan is banned
do you mind if I hold your hand?
Feb 21 2022 6:52AM
14 0
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oldmanski
Posts: 3306 - Karma: 23,750
I got Full Tilts
Feb 21 2022 8:42AM
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Deez_Mcskis
Posts: 382 - Karma: 3,790
You're like sego big horns, you make me big and horny
Feb 21 2022 10:34PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6394 - Karma: 69,424
Are you a halfpipe because I sure could slam my face into your lips
Feb 22 2022 12:29AM
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JackMeHoffXD
Posts: 259 - Karma: -3,141
Are u from china? cuz im china fuck
Feb 22 2022 1:05AM
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IHatePedophiles
Posts: 708 - Karma: -6,903
Are you a pedophile because I hate you
Feb 22 2022 1:11AM
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CantThinkOfaName
Posts: 415 - Karma: -961
are you a shin cause I don't wanna bang you 😬
Feb 22 2022 1:47AM
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elcheapo
Posts: 3449 - Karma: 13,975
Ya wanna ski a run?
Feb 22 2022 2:38AM
8 2
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IHatePedophiles
Posts: 708 - Karma: -6,903
ShingangbangYa wanna ski a run?


😬😬😬😬😬😬
Feb 22 2022 2:41AM
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Angioedema
Posts: 394 - Karma: 1,804
I’ll lipslide your grind box if you jib my donkey ;)
Feb 22 2022 3:38PM
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CantThinkOfaName
Posts: 415 - Karma: -961
I'll jump on your hump if you rattle my lump while taking a dump in my slump
Feb 22 2022 3:43PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
Don't say anything, just stick out my tongue
Feb 22 2022 4:28PM
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kylerstephan
Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,494
These all suck.
Feb 22 2022 7:44PM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1436 - Karma: 22,118
kylerstephanThese all suck.


Feb 22 2022 7:48PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2476 - Karma: 28,189
youre so fine I'd suck your dads dick to get a taste of the recipe
Feb 22 2022 8:31PM
8 1
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kylerstephan
Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,494
MichiganCatFart

I'm speechless.
Feb 22 2022 9:27PM
0 1
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,127
“Let’s have sex”
Feb 23 2022 1:07AM
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 1274 - Karma: 11,538
Zootspace and chill? Credit to whoever said this first
Feb 23 2022 6:02AM
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kylerstephan
Posts: 248 - Karma: 2,494
I take it back a couple are good.
Feb 23 2022 6:10AM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
Kid didn't know we had the goods
kylerstephanI take it back a couple are good.
Feb 23 2022 9:07AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1803 - Karma: 16,312
AlexHallsEyebrowYou like mug rootbeer??
Oh you do?
Your my girlfriend



Feb 26 2022 3:02AM
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