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eheathFull hockey gear isn't gonna stop you from breaking your neck, just saying.
BLandzDudes on NS will bitch about comp skiing all day saying “they have no sty” and “its the same shit over and over again” and what you fucktards don’t realize is that you have had this shit backwards all along. The solution isn't to get people to do more sick shit, in fact, its the total opposite. The solution… is hockey equipment. Get these motherfuckers kitted out in full hockey gear and watch them full send quint corks to the flats everytime. If you wanna watch some steezy shit, go watch a video part. If you wanna watch comp skiing, go watch a dude in full hockey gear boost a dub 12 double buick grab swap from the first uprail to the next rail section. Now thats what comp skiing is all about.
BLandzDudes on NS will bitch about comp skiing all day saying “they have no sty” and “its the same shit over and over again” and what you fucktards don’t realize is that you have had this shit backwards all along. The solution isn't to get people to do more sick shit, in fact, its the total opposite. The solution… is hockey equipment. Get these motherfuckers kitted out in full hockey gear and watch them full send quint corks to the flats everytime. If you wanna watch some steezy shit, go watch a video part. If you wanna watch comp skiing, go watch a dude in full hockey gear boost a dub 12 double buick grab swap from the first uprail to the next rail section. Now thats what comp skiing is all about.
SirSponkerJohnWhen I’m about to die ima strap myself inside of one of those ski jumping In run things and do as much backies as I can, that’s how I’m going to die
Farmville420They should have a course lined with wrecking balls that swing asynchronously and if you get hit and die you lose.
Rparrsomebody's been watching MXC. I would love to see an MXC inspired skiing course
Farmville420Dude I have been saying this. Comps should be full entertainment with hints of the sport. They should do an event where skiers fly off a jump over a flaming lake of lava into a human-sized dartboard and slam their skull headfirst into it and the first skier to hit a bullseye wins.
Every x games should just have a massive QP and everyone should try and Simon dumont themselves out of it while Drake raps on the deck.
They should have a course lined with wrecking balls that swing asynchronously and if you get hit and die you lose.
Give me something xtreme, every good comp jock 12 year old can already triple if the 12 year olds are doing it it’s simply not ducking xtreme
GrandThingsThey all do their run at the same time. That would spice things up
Farmville420Dude I have been saying this. Comps should be full entertainment with hints of the sport. They should do an event where skiers fly off a jump over a flaming lake of lava into a human-sized dartboard and slam their skull headfirst into it and the first skier to hit a bullseye wins.
Every x games should just have a massive QP and everyone should try and Simon dumont themselves out of it while Drake raps on the deck.
They should have a course lined with wrecking balls that swing asynchronously and if you get hit and die you lose.
Give me something xtreme, every good comp jock 12 year old can already triple if the 12 year olds are doing it it’s simply not ducking xtreme
GrandThingsThey all do their run at the same time. That would spice things up
mattm7They should all equip full plate rune armour, I think it has better defence than hockey gear.
GrandThingsThey all do their run at the same time. That would spice things up
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Farmville420Every x games should just have a massive QP and everyone should try and Simon dumont themselves out of it while Drake raps on the deck.
patskis22comp skiing in 2040 the athletes skis are going to have sensors to tell judges how long they held the grab for u heard it here first
Goretex_VidalThis was how the OG Air & Styles were except they were German-language rappers. Events were sick
BradFiAusNzCoCaOG air & styles were so sick. I remember seeing clips from them back in the day. Like legit ideal contest with super sick style. Weren’t they mostly in Austria?
I remember there was one at Munich Olympic stadium
**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2022 at 4:22:33am
BradFiAusNzCoCaCan you imagine if two people were in the pipe at the same time on opposing walls staggered? That shit would be BANANAS*
*don’t tell T Hall I said that, I can’t afford to pay him royalties
DominatorJacqueshttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/903901/Tanner---s-Bananas
BradFiAusNzCoCaIs this when he got his palisades pass pulled?