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Bing Dwen Dwen Panda-monium

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mountaindewgirl
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Omg I love the little Olympics panda mascot and his little special ice suit!







https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1032243/Embed-Code
Feb 15 2022 12:34PM
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eheath
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I heard people line up days in advance to buy this mascot... and we thought the USA consumerism was bad, its even worse in China.
Feb 15 2022 12:36PM
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ajbski
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why is it wearing a condom?

edit: Bing Dwen Dwen's full-body “shell”, which helps the panda to skate, snowboard and ski alongside the Olympic athletes, is a tribute to embracing new technologies for a future with infinite possibilities.

**This post was edited on Feb 15th 2022 at 12:42:19pm
Feb 15 2022 12:38PM
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mountaindewgirl
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eheathI heard people line up days in advance to buy this mascot... and we thought the USA consumerism was bad, its even worse in China.


How could you resist him? 🥰👐🐼




**This post was edited on Feb 15th 2022 at 12:43:53pm
Feb 15 2022 12:43PM
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CatdickBojangles
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I hear if you stare into it’s eyes long enough you get brain washed.
Feb 15 2022 12:44PM
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mountaindewgirl
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ajbskiwhy is it wearing a condom?

edit: Bing Dwen Dwen's full-body “shell”, which helps the panda to skate, snowboard and ski alongside the Olympic athletes, is a tribute to embracing new technologies for a future with infinite possibilities.

**This post was edited on Feb 15th 2022 at 12:42:19pm



Feb 15 2022 12:47PM
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mountaindewgirl
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CatdickBojanglesI hear if you stare into it’s eyes long enough you get brain washed.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1032251/Embed-CodeIt travels through your phone 😵‍💫
Feb 15 2022 12:49PM
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ASSholebomber22
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The lack of snout/jaw features makes it look like it has down syndrome. I'm not trynna shid on your love for the little guy just really had to get it off my chest

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mountaindewgirl
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BiffbarfThe lack of snout/jaw features makes it look like it has down syndrome. I'm not trynna shid on your love for the little guy just really had to get it off my chest

**This post was edited on Feb 15th 2022 at 12:50:21pm


You're mistaking him with the Paralympics mascot, Shuey Rhon Rhon

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1032252/Embed-Code
Feb 15 2022 12:51PM
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CatdickBojangles
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BiffbarfThe lack of snout/jaw features makes it look like it has down syndrome. I'm not trynna shid on your love for the little guy just really had to get it off my chest

**This post was edited on Feb 15th 2022 at 12:50:21pm


不要批评bing dwen dwen，否则您将失去社会信用积分！
Feb 15 2022 12:52PM
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mountaindewgirl
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CatdickBojangles不要批评bing dwen dwen，否则您将失去社会信用积分！


🤣🤣🤣🤣
Feb 15 2022 12:55PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Not even Bing Dwen Dwen is safe from controversy

https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3166998/winter-olympics-backlash-china-after-popular
Feb 15 2022 12:57PM
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ajbski
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larilinesignNot even Bing Dwen Dwen is safe from controversy

https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3166998/winter-olympics-backlash-china-after-popular


at least hes safe from stds
Feb 15 2022 1:01PM
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mountaindewgirl
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mountaindewgirl
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ajbskiat least hes safe from stds



Feb 15 2022 1:03PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Feb 15 2022 1:06PM
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ajbski
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i see what youre doing...


Feb 15 2022 1:08PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Who made Bing Dwen Dwen?

https://manilastandard.net/sports/314206512/panda-craze-surprises-mascot-designer.html
Feb 15 2022 1:09PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Feb 15 2022 1:12PM
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mountaindewgirl
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mountaindewgirl
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mountaindewgirl
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Feb 15 2022 1:15PM
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mountaindewgirl
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There was a summoning ritual for Bing Dwen Dwen


Feb 15 2022 1:17PM
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johnoble
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larilinesignThere was a summoning ritual for Bing Dwen Dwen




am i hearing that if we get enough newschoolers together we can summon our own mascot?
Feb 15 2022 1:26PM
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mountaindewgirl
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johnobleam i hearing that if we get enough newschoolers together we can summon our own mascot?


Yes all we need are a bunch of panda suits.

Maybe at the next Newschoolers Awards Ceremony @Dr.Zorko ?
Feb 15 2022 1:28PM
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mountaindewgirl
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For your viewing pleasure, all the Olympic mascots:

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1032272/Embed-Code
Feb 15 2022 1:36PM
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corona
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Rumour has it the eyes are actually made of the real eyeballs of Uyghurs.
Feb 15 2022 1:47PM
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mountaindewgirl
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coronaRumour has it the eyes are actually made of the real eyeballs of Uyghurs.



Feb 15 2022 2:23PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Feb 15 2022 2:24PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Mathilde loves her Bing Dwen Dwen!


Feb 15 2022 2:29PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Birk and Colby love their Bing Dwen Dwens!

Henrik is Wu Tang 4 ever lol


Feb 15 2022 2:33PM
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mountaindewgirl
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The biathalon dudes are FUCKING STOKED on their Bing Dwen Dwens!


Feb 15 2022 2:36PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Tangerine Bing Dwen Dwen!
Feb 15 2022 2:37PM
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mountaindewgirl
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A group of Bing Dwen Dwen panda bears is called a sleuth!


Feb 15 2022 2:48PM
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mountaindewgirl
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mountaindewgirl
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Bing Dwen Dwen statue in Beijing


Feb 15 2022 2:50PM
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mountaindewgirl
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The International Olympic Committee loves Bing Dwen Dwen!

They were there for the summoning ritual lol
Feb 15 2022 2:53PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Bing Dwen Dwen, hero to the agender community!


Feb 15 2022 3:10PM
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mountaindewgirl
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Bing Dwen Dwen for everyone!





Feb 15 2022 3:13PM
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mountaindewgirl
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mountaindewgirl
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GrandThings
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I shoot for Bwen Bwen
Feb 15 2022 3:21PM
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Dr.Zorko
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larilinesignYes all we need are a bunch of panda suits.

Maybe at the next Newschoolers Awards Ceremony @Dr.Zorko ?


panda suits, or llama suits?
Feb 15 2022 5:28PM
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Jems
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eheathI heard people line up days in advance to buy this mascot... and we thought the USA consumerism was bad, its even worse in China.


even worse is an understatement
Feb 15 2022 5:53PM
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@mountaindewgirl
that was impressive girl
Feb 15 2022 7:44PM
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mountaindewgirl
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GrandThingsI shoot for Bwen Bwen



Feb 16 2022 11:52AM
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mountaindewgirl
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Dr.Zorkopanda suits, or llama suits?


Whichever one we can get more of lol
Feb 16 2022 11:53AM
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mountaindewgirl
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Jemseven worse is an understatement





Snowman Bing Dwen Dwen!
Feb 16 2022 11:53AM
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mountaindewgirl
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Abomber22@mountaindewgirl
that was impressive girl


The panda-monium ain't over yet!
Feb 16 2022 11:54AM
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mountaindewgirl
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Bing Dwen Dwen under the stars
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Coloring book Bing Dwen Dwen!
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