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Make the mountain your canvas

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Thegenericskier
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https://www.nordica.com/usa/en/unleashed

the new NS meme has arrived out with the playgrounds and into the art studio
Feb 1 2022 2:10PM
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shinbangclan
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i feel like there's not many ways to market skis these days
Feb 1 2022 2:29PM
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pissnu_skis
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They don’t have em in 183 or 189 smh
Feb 1 2022 3:44PM
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FruitBootPro
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shinbangclani feel like there's not many ways to market skis these days


There actually are a ton of ways but for some reason companies keep recycling the same jargon that has basically lost its meaning at this point
Feb 1 2022 3:56PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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They steered clear of canvas for awhile because people kept saying, "It's like a blank canvas!" in movies forever.
Feb 1 2022 4:02PM
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Thegenericskier
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Playgrounds here I come
Feb 1 2022 4:13PM
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Deez_Mcskis
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This is overwhelmingly french, next thing you know we're gonna start hearing about making the mountain your professional kitchen or vineyard.
Feb 1 2022 4:13PM
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armchair_skier
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Deez_McskisThis is overwhelmingly french, next thing you know we're gonna start hearing about making the mountain your professional kitchen or vineyard.


Vineyard has potential ngl
Feb 1 2022 4:26PM
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Abomber22
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all relative when it comes to a canvas

Feb 1 2022 4:51PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Nordica is Italian
Deez_McskisThis is overwhelmingly french, next thing you know we're gonna start hearing about making the mountain your professional kitchen or vineyard.
Feb 1 2022 5:50PM
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Icant_kfed
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pissnu_skisThey don’t have em in 183 or 189 smh


And no onion topsheet
Feb 1 2022 5:50PM
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sexyjulian
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UNLEASHED. UNLEASH YOUR CREATIVITY
Feb 1 2022 6:00PM
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clindblomskier
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All jokes aside these seem like pretty sick skis
Feb 1 2022 6:08PM
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Thegenericskier
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clindblomskierAll jokes aside these seem like pretty sick skis


Yeah dude! Got mine today, best skis I’ve ridden
Feb 1 2022 6:11PM
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Chrischi69
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FruitBootProThere actually are a ton of ways but for some reason companies keep recycling the same jargon that has basically lost its meaning at this point


They gotta start saying "this ski fucks"
Feb 1 2022 6:55PM
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elm.
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Ski graphics have gotten so boring goddamn
Feb 1 2022 8:30PM
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pissnu_skis
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armchair_skierVineyard has potential ngl


Meeks on Nordica???
Feb 1 2022 8:31PM
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halfwatt
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new brand idea: ‘Architect Skis’

make the mountain your construction zone
Feb 1 2022 10:02PM
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Abomber22
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technically architects don't construct, so...na
halfwattnew brand idea: ‘Architect Skis’

make the mountain your construction zone
Feb 1 2022 10:21PM
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halfwatt
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Abomber22technically architects don't construct, so...na


make the mountain your blueprint, tracing paper, google doc, AutoCad file…


I’ll see myself out
Feb 1 2022 11:36PM
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FruitBootPro
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elm.Ski graphics have gotten so boring goddamn


I know right
Feb 2 2022 12:07AM
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FruitBootPro
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halfwattmake the mountain your blueprint, tracing paper, google doc, AutoCad file…


I’ll see myself out


make the mountain your Photoshop
Feb 2 2022 12:07AM
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Abomber22
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Au contraire, mon ami
theOP link of Atomic led to reading the phrase:
*terrain specific metal* sheet while touting the:
* all terrain* capabilities

So basically sit in an office, throw words around until someone says *terrain specific metal* and go home for the day
shinbangclani feel like there's not many ways to market skis these days
Feb 2 2022 6:55AM
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mattm7
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Abomber22Au contraire, mon ami
theOP link of Atomic led to reading the phrase:
*terrain specific metal* sheet while touting the:
* all terrain* capabilities

So basically sit in an office, throw words around until someone says *terrain specific metal* and go home for the day


Atomic? do you mean Nordica? or are they both using the same marketing material?
Feb 2 2022 5:20PM
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Abomber22
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Thank you.nord indeed
mattm7Atomic? do you mean Nordica? or are they both using the same marketing material?
Feb 2 2022 5:22PM
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IsaacNW82
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Deez_McskisThis is overwhelmingly french, next thing you know we're gonna start hearing about making the mountain your professional kitchen or vineyard.


Now we need Volkl to advertise a ski that makes the mountain your productive manufacturing plant or bureaucratic bundestag
Feb 4 2022 12:05AM
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