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Don’t Go To Deer Valley Tomorrow

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CrowbarJones
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I shit in the lobster bisque at deer valley /claim
3 years ago
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weastcoat
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Ok
3 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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/claim
3 years ago
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skierman
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Reported to the mods for being TOO FUCKING AWESOME!
3 years ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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when I'm teaching ski lessons to kids I tell them that the yellow snow is lemonade flavored and keep a straight face so they may take me seriously
3 years ago
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Andi_G
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big if true
3 years ago
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eheath
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why would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??
3 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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As long as its half off ill be fine
3 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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TRVP_ANGELAs long as its half off ill be fine


Only $59.99 a bowl now.
3 years ago
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CrowbarJones
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eheathwhy would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??


The turkey chili is next 😈
3 years ago
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eheath
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CrowbarJonesThe turkey chili is next 😈


idc what you do to it, its too good to not have.
3 years ago
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iced
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lmao me too
3 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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why would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??
3 years ago
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byubound
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??


To shit in the lobster bisque apparently
3 years ago
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SuspiciousFish
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3 years ago
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eheath
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??


Clearly you've never skied there, best groomers in Utah and a surprising amount of fun off piste terrain, plus you don't have to drive up BCC or LCC.
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broto
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??


#1 destination for drinking beer and skiing in denim in Utah
3 years ago
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skierman
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eheathClearly you've never skied there, best groomers in Utah and a surprising amount of fun off piste terrain, plus you don't have to drive up BCC or LCC.


And hardly any lift lines because they're all too busy in the spa jacking each other off with $100 bills.
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GayWolf420
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

to use my wasatch benefit ticket and to gas a ton of beers on a nice midweek day with the boys
3 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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DeebieSkeebiesto use my wasatch benefit ticket and to gas a ton of beers on a nice midweek day with the boys


okay, I'm sold, down to go
3 years ago
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eheath
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BigPurpleSkiSuitokay, I'm sold, down to go


DV is dope, I would ski there instead of PC if the pass wasn't $2900

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2022 at 3:13:48pm
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GayWolf420
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BigPurpleSkiSuitokay, I'm sold, down to go


eheathDV is dope, I would ski there instead of PC if the pass wasn't $2900

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2022 at 3:13:48pm

There were some cool places to work at there too that allowed for a fun job, great schedule, decent money, and lots of skiing too. I enjoyed my time doing stuff up there at Empire.
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eheath
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DeebieSkeebiesThere were some cool places to work at there too that allowed for a fun job, great schedule, decent money, and lots of skiing too. I enjoyed my time doing stuff up there at Empire.


Yeah that's an option for sure, nobody I knows has a pass at DV tho so I'd stick with my $600 epic pass and homies haha
3 years ago
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Dilldoes
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BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??

It's fun if it's not your money kind of place.
3 years ago
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SkiBum.
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Because it’s the best resort in Utah? Yeah, I said it.
BigPurpleSkiSuitwhy would anyone willingly go to DV in the first place??
3 years ago
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XC
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I've been waiting for this hero for a LONG time
3 years ago
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pissnu_skis
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Fight club vibes
3 years ago
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Canis_lupus
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eheathwhy would one even consider the bisque over deer valley turkey chili??


eheath I know you ate shit and spilled beer at the corner store
3 years ago
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eheath
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Canis_lupuseheath I know you ate shit and spilled beer at the corner store


and?
3 years ago
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Canis_lupus
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eheathand?


That's it, just wanted you to know that I'm in your walls
3 years ago
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eheath
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Canis_lupusThat's it, just wanted you to know that I'm in your walls


come hang sometime we're always having a good time
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