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TreegrabberDid a three and ate shit under the lift then as I was laying there got pissed on
Prince_PolloDid you at least open your mouth?
GrandThingsLost my lighter at Loon once. Ski over to the top of Sunset (probably the most basic/popular blue trail) to find someone who had one. Go up to this group of guys/girls probably in their early 30s and ask if they have one I can borrow. Girl says yep and I light up my spliff at the top of the trail. One of the guy goes "you gunna smoke that one the way down" which I hadn't really thought of/wasn't planning on but I toss him back the lighter go "yep" and immediately straight-line the whole thing spliff in hand/mouth.
Waiting in the lift line at the bottom and one of them comes up to me and goes "that was the most badass thing I've ever seen"
and I felt great.
SchoessShane Mcfalls told me on the way to the airport a few years ago that My HUMAN BEING videos were the only ski videos he watched. I immediately soiled my diaper.
TreegrabberDid a three and ate shit under the lift then as I was laying there got pissed on
Prince_PolloHow much of your spliff did you share with the wind?
700billionwhen im the best skier on the mountain ripping the liftline. everyone from the lift is screaming. girls are taking off their shirts and throwing their bras at me as I send a 40 foot backflip. a twelve year old boy pees himself in awe. the ski patrol is yelling at me to "slow the fuck down you asshole!" a 23 year old kid with a backcountry backpack and touring setup decked out in full neon green black diamond kit tells his homie on the lift, "psh I could do that..."
Prince_PolloDid you at least open your mouth?
AwelteregoEvery time a skimom asks me if I forgot my belt
ajbskiyall havent left the resort and it shows. ego is the number one reason people get injured or die.
you will hear this over and over again, the mountains dont give two shits about you or what you think of yourself...
MichiganCatFartWhen I beat my older brother arm wrestling.
MichiganCatFartWhen I beat my older brother arm wrestling.
r00kieDownvoted.
nolliebackflipA kid asked me if I was Elias Syrjä😤
ajbskiyall havent left the resort and it shows. ego is the number one reason people get injured or die.
you will hear this over and over again, the mountains dont give two shits about you or what you think of yourself...
SchoessOk, I grew up on 150ft vertical hill. Now what?
SteezMaster68The mountains might not care about your ego but the hills do
r00kieThat one time I got a compliment three years ago about my shoes. Really hits home ya know?