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throwback to this gem. Anyway… https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/777799/Fuck-newschoolers you must understand that when times are tough I must return to this website for advice. This is some shit I wouldn’t tell anyone. Viewer Discretion advised.
me n this girl have been having a lil bit of fun lately. She’s hot and very sweet and understanding. However I keep fucking up. First time we tried to fuck my dumbass drank half a bottle of fireball and surprise, got whiskey dick. The second time was much more recently, it was 11pm and I was chillin at the homies place. We had been taking chops and shooting tequila all night. Needless to say these activities did not have me in top condition. so ofc I get the “wyd you up” text and freak tf out, start drinking water and beating my dick in the bathroom trying to see if it’s possible to get hard, trying to think of how to buy some time. anyway I determine it’s at least 50% functional so I end up heading over. Off the bat things were going well. She did her thing and my soldier was following orders. Then I ate the 😺 like a starving North Korean for like 15 minutes. But by now too much time had passed and my shit was back down to 50% at BEST. She hopped on top and did her best to make it work. Just picture sitting down on one of those twisty balloons. She was tight and I simply lacked the rigidity. It was late and we only had a couple hours to sleep so she said “next time” Nd we gave up. At this point I almost died. Theres probably nothing worse than hearing “I want you to fuck me so bad” and thinkin in ur mind “sorry baby that ain’t happenin” - I guess if she hits me up again after all this she must really like me 🙃 cause I have been UNRELIABLE dick for her. Hopefully I can put the pipe down next time bc she deserves it by this point.
I’m actually considering stopping drinking bc of this. Chops probably don’t help either. However weed alone seems to enhance performance. She’s been so patient with me and I just want to give her what she wants. I’ve seen plenty of advice on how not to cum fast but none on how to stay hard while heavily intoxicated. NS you are my last hope cause ain’t nobody else I’m admitting this to - ☮️✌️
