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mc36000All of my best ski friends that are core take a dump almost immediately upon arrival at the mountain, and I feel like a beater because I poop at home. What do you think NS, do you shred the toilet before shredding the mountain?
mystery3Not pooping is core, are you just going to flush all those nutrients down the toilet? Ask @X_ANKILLA he'll set you straight.
FruitBootProI hypothesize that this is because your friends drink coffee/energy drinks in the car on the way to the mountain.
So, is caffeine core?
Ankilla would say it's not
mc36000All of my best ski friends that are core take a dump almost immediately upon arrival at the mountain, and I feel like a beater because I poop at home. What do you think NS, do you shred the toilet before shredding the mountain?
SmokedGoudaI go the night before constipated or not or sometime the day before. My schedule can be anywhere from once a day to once every 3 days. Longest was 4-5 ish. I shouldn’t of said this, but feelin good while skiing is core and if you’re constipated, drink a beer or coffee.
DominatorJacquesCould this be TMI, or good information? 3 days! Ouch.
BTW, could you be eating too much Gouda?
**This post was edited on Jan 8th 2022 at 6:28:13pm
SmokedGoudaIt’s useful information. Idk for who, but it is. I just have poor digestive health. Had my gallbladder removed when I was 18 which is very very rare and it sucks for a multitude of reasons. Long term has ruined my skiing because of weight gain and it’s much harder to lose than in the past. This summer I’ll really need to focus on getting in the best shape of my life. That’s my goal because it’s not needed but necessary.
DominatorJacquesPooping is core. Being "regular" is core, and good for your body.
It is said the best time to "poop" is soon after you wake up each day.
A cat can teach you that, and my cat is core as all get out!
If you have to do it at the Mt. I feel sorry for you. I had to do it maybe three times in over 40 years, and it sucked. My body was out of tune from some abuse or bad food etc.
nmwninjartI agree with this being regular is good!
I feel so much better and don't feel rushed when i go at home. Drinking water before bed and upon waking are helpful along with a couple cups of coffee. Its possible the resort poopers wake up later so things haven't gotten stimulated yet. I notice this with some of my coworkers that go at work. I know they wake up later than I do.
I don't recall a time where I've ever pooped at the resort. Its already a pain in the ass to use the bathroom as a female when you have all your ski gear on.
DeadBI have a big rip in my bibs so I can poop in the trees with ease. The snow works surprisingly well as a wipe. I would skip the disgusting toilets and really lose yourself in the nature, it feels so good to be closer and more intimate with the mountains.
nmwninjartI agree with this being regular is good!
I feel so much better and don't feel rushed when i go at home. Drinking water before bed and upon waking are helpful along with a couple cups of coffee. Its possible the resort poopers wake up later so things haven't gotten stimulated yet. I notice this with some of my coworkers that go at work. I know they wake up later than I do.
I don't recall a time where I've ever pooped at the resort. Its already a pain in the ass to use the bathroom as a female when you have all your ski gear on.
SavageBiffI bet the mountain don’t feel that way, and just remember, when it shits back…..
DominatorJacquesDude, sorry to hear that. I don't know what to say about that. Must be tough. Gallbladder important. Best health to you.
SchoessFYI your coworkers probably poop at work to get a free 15 minutes on the clock. Don't ask me why I would know that...
joogI was on hydrocodone for a lil while and went a week without pooping, I feel like that's gotta count for something
nmwninjartWe have a guy that spends at least 20 minutes minimum in there. We joke that he needs some more fiber in his diet.
Two of my close coworkers easily get that 15minute poop in. one plays a word game on his phone and when he emerges we joke with him asking if he solved his puzzle. I cant handle spending more than just a few minutes in the work bathrooms, they're a gross petrie dish of rona outbreak waiting to happen.
partyandBSI wear bibs and hoodies so pooping while on the mountain takes me a minimum of 3 hours which is not core lol
SmokedGoudaMost doctors will forget to prescribe those on opiates, a stool softener because of the constipation they cause. Something has me to believe that the pain from constipation is what keeps people hooked…. Probably not but you never know.
snomasterI love my bidet at home. next best is the snow bidet.
marvin69how core is a pivot bodet?
TRVP_ANGELYou poop to regulate your body.
I poop to vandalize ski resorts.
We are not the same.
Ski_TrousersI mean everybody poops
