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Funniest thing u ever did

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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
what is the funniest thing u ever did bro?
Jan 8 2022 5:08AM
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teabag
Posts: 691 - Karma: 4,972
ban
Jan 8 2022 5:57AM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
teabagban


what did u ban?
Jan 8 2022 6:06AM
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teabag
Posts: 691 - Karma: 4,972
b00mSkiswhat did u ban?


I would like you to be banned
Jan 8 2022 7:03AM
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r00kie
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 59,580
I made a big horn joke on ns. Funniest moment of my life.
Jan 8 2022 7:49AM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 22,316
One time some dude on the lift next to me said "I'm cold". I responded "hi cold, I'm MichiganCatFart"
herher hardy harharhar
Jan 8 2022 1:37PM
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,753
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MichiganCatFartOne time some dude on the lift next to me said "I'm cold". I responded "hi cold, I'm MichiganCatFart"
herher hardy harharhar
Jan 8 2022 3:43PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
Joined NS
My bad.... thought you said the funnest
Jan 8 2022 8:49PM
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SlitherySnake
Posts: 1168 - Karma: 8,614
ate a can of black beans
Jan 8 2022 10:14PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13106 - Karma: 18,906
I insulted skierman
Jan 8 2022 10:50PM
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1061 - Karma: 5,844
Elementary school. I was the crazy kid. idk what happened to that me. I kinda miss it.
Jan 8 2022 10:57PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,969
i banged a clown
Jan 8 2022 11:42PM
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SavageBiff
Posts: 3483 - Karma: 14,753
Did you press the flower button and make it squirt? Did it squeak with each penetration?
icedi banged a clown
Jan 9 2022 5:58AM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6203 - Karma: 62,989
Yelled “yard sale” from the chair when some guy wrecked and double ejected.
Jan 9 2022 8:58AM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2403 - Karma: 8,693
held down a little kid while somebody beef stewed him
Jan 9 2022 1:47PM
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b00mSkis
Posts: 240 - Karma: -816
CatdickBojanglesYelled “yard sale” from the chair when some guy wrecked and double ejected.


haha thats epic dude
Jan 9 2022 5:24PM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,102
I pissed off a lift
Jan 10 2022 11:20AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3632 - Karma: 29,546
r00kieI made a big horn joke on ns. Funniest moment of my life.


same, absolutely exhilarating
Jan 10 2022 11:51AM
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Deez_Mcskis
Posts: 382 - Karma: 3,791
Nickelback karaoke during Apres at heavenly.



Just kidding
Probably accidently cutting off the whole freeride team to a jump and then ejecting and tomahawking while they watched.
Jan 10 2022 12:01PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3632 - Karma: 29,546
I made a fake twitter account for my school district when I was a sophomore and tried to cancel school for a snow storm that was coming in the next day, it was all fine and good and got 300 followers in a day until I spelled canceled wrong and people got sus and I got called out as a fake lmaooo. I then wiped the account before I could get in trouble for it
Jan 10 2022 1:01PM
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BedBugDoug
Posts: 590 - Karma: 2,253
CrunnchyPissFartI made a fake twitter account for my school district when I was a sophomore and tried to cancel school for a snow storm that was coming in the next day, it was all fine and good and got 300 followers in a day until I spelled canceled wrong and people got sus and I got called out as a fake lmaooo. I then wiped the account before I could get in trouble for it


Prime comedy from start to finish, this embodies the absolute peak of highschool
Jan 10 2022 1:06PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
Posts: 3004 - Karma: 22,966
My junior year of high school one of my classes had this long counter top that ran along a wall from the front to the back of class.

Used to always move this massive heavy duty pencil sharpener to the very edge of that counter so the smallest disturbance would sent it over the edge. When it falls, it made this loud bang, ejecting it’s parts and shavings everywhere.

Almost everyday we’d set this up and somebody would always bump into the counter or throw their backpack on it resulting in a huge mess and class stopping. The noise would startle the class and the angrier she got the funnier it was.

Better yet, it was always triggered accidentally by an innocent student she couldn’t blame. Just somebody placing their books on the counter and BAM! Down it went for the 80th time.

The class was stacked with all the right people for stuff like this, we’d die laughing. She never caught on.
Jan 20 2022 12:26AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37512 - Karma: 121,355
i called the vice principal of my HS a bitch in front of the boys at lunch and it almost caused me to not graduate. But its always worth it for the boys, you know?
Jan 20 2022 12:41AM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3321 - Karma: 23,922
Traded my skis for a snowboard in the mid 90's
Jan 20 2022 6:15AM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,261
I once blew a fart!
Jan 20 2022 12:10PM
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