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These skis make me horny and i don't know why

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lil.Boye
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saw the Anttu Oikkonen Air carving video a couple weeks ago, and i can't get it out of my mind. the ski just slaps so hard. facepunching color, fuckin' useless swallowtail and a carving radius shorter than my penis. it speaks to me in ways i have never been spoken to before. why does this ski do this? have anyone experienced a similar feeling?



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1018099/Air-Carving-Vol-2---Anttu-Oikkonen---The-Mirus-Cor
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Dec 29 2021 6:05PM
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Biffbarf
Posts: 7111 - Karma: 75,118
It's not just the skis, Anttu Oikkonen's as smooth as it gets.
Dec 29 2021 6:27PM
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MaimHelp
Posts: 1747 - Karma: 13,814
We all know who had the original orange bases
Dec 29 2021 7:54PM
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willpenguin6
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might be a stupid question but what does a split tail like that do to a ski
Dec 31 2021 12:34AM
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muffMan.
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black crow said it does nothing
willpenguin6might be a stupid question but what does a split tail like that do to a ski
Dec 31 2021 12:42AM
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FruitBootPro
Posts: 3167 - Karma: 14,475
Haha wtf I was just looking at these skis while browsing skis. Yeah these are sexy af, idk if they're down my alley as a park ski but I'd love to at least give them a try.
Dec 31 2021 2:06AM
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piss.boy
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willpenguin6might be a stupid question but what does a split tail like that do to a ski


Sprays snow and makes you look cool
Dec 31 2021 3:38PM
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FruitBootPro
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The referenced post has been removed.


If you read the review/overview that's literally the point. The guy who designed the ski believes that swallowtails on skis are functionally useless and only serve aesthetic purposes, so he just made this one to match the look of the ski
Dec 31 2021 6:57PM
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