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Looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential"

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mountaindewgirl
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Hey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.
It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).
I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks
4 years ago
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Simkiwinki
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Blizzard Bodacious
4 years ago
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anders_a
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mantra 102, 191cm
dynastar m pro rider aka m pro 105 192cm
4 years ago
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rolfrobin
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larilinesignHey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.
It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).
I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks

Dynastar cham 107
4 years ago
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LOOK_at_me
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189 Vishnu Wet.
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9652 - Karma: 71,827
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/947052/--McConkey---Machete--
4 years ago
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quagsire
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Praxis Protest.
4 years ago
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animator
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This is some S-Tier shitposting I love it
4 years ago
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Kaidenpeterson
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Vishnu wet 177
4 years ago
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skiP.E.I.
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The Volant Machete is the only choice here.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/947052/--McConkey---Machete--
4 years ago
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skiP.E.I.
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BigPurpleSkiSuithttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/947052/--McConkey---Machete--


Lol beat me to it
4 years ago
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No.Quarter
Posts: 5257 - Karma: 16,966
192 Wrenegades. Or really any long burly ski with a bird of prey on the topsheets.
Maybe something custom in the range of 210cm length, 110mm width, long sidecut, damp, metal, heavy, with all metal race bindings. Put a lil hood ornament of a serpent or some shit on each tip. Keep your edges at a 0.5° base bevel and 3° side bevel and hone the edge every other run, better to kill than maim if you do end up mowing down anyone. Get red topsheets to hide any blood stains and radioactive neon bases that add a nice underglow effect.
4 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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OG katanas, volkl collabed with the military industrial complex to basically flatten a Patriot cruise missile into the shape of a ski
4 years ago
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1M_peaches
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4 years ago
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bradwalters
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Mindbender 108ti - 193cm.
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Hahaha its Jazzy
1M_peaches
4 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The Mindbender: Murder Ski Edition

From K2
bradwaltersMindbender 108ti - 193cm.
4 years ago
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mc36000
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Get some 192 Armada Declivity X's. Slide a box after mowing down some beaters to leave a trail of blood as a warning to future beaters
4 years ago
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bradwalters
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BigPurpleSkiSuitThe Mindbender: Murder Ski Edition

From K2


aka hellbents
4 years ago
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Jacobthesadskier
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Atomic redsters, the blood will blend in.
4 years ago
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a_pla5tic_bag
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You'll have to find K2 hellbents.
4 years ago
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ComesDotes
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larilinesignHey guys, a little bit about me, I'm like 6'8, 290 lbs, type 3++ skier.

I'm looking for a ski with maximum "Kill Potential" for mowing down Jerrys and little kids.
It's not that I *necessarily* want to murder them, I just need to eliminate any and all threats to my party.

They'll be replacing my fine Ukrainian-built Fisher Ranger 107 Ti Alpines (189cm).
I can't seem to get the blood stains off them, so I'm ready for something new... something deadly.

Thanks



4 years ago
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S.C
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Line Pescados. Mounted backwards.
4 years ago
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skiP.E.I.
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ComesDotes

These had 0 kill potential. Foam core, 79 mm waist. Snapped like a corn flake.
4 years ago
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dognutsdogfart
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there really is no other answer
4 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2317 - Karma: 21,132
I AM ROBOCOP


4 years ago
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aflightlessbird
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Stokli Stormriders Scott Schmidt Pro 186

If they don't devour you first, Jerry's will sing songs of their horror for generations
4 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
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aflightlessbirdStokli Stormriders Scott Schmidt Pro 186

If they don't devour you first, Jerry's will sing songs of their horror for generations


💖 my stormriders 🥰


4 years ago
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aflightlessbird
Posts: 516 - Karma: 518
My shins bleed just by glancing at their unholy image.
signtime💖 my stormriders 🥰


2 years ago
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mikem
Posts: 968 - Karma: 9,915

These, but grind off the tip so it slices them up correctly. Due to their typically small waist width. You can combine two of them with west systems gflex, one facing forward one backwards for tail rocker/slicer.
2 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2317 - Karma: 21,132
aflightlessbirdMy shins bleed just by glancing at their unholy image.









2 years ago
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mountaindewgirl
Posts: 2317 - Karma: 21,132
mikem

These, but grind off the tip so it slices them up correctly. Due to their typically small waist width. You can combine two of them with west systems gflex, one facing forward one backwards for tail rocker/slicer.


Very good reach on em!
2 years ago
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