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Eileen Gu is so hot

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Skiblade420
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She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.

After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.
Dec 23 2021 12:52AM
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snomaster
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Why carry backpacks of snacks when you could just set up blood transfusions and be a total meat sack?
Dec 23 2021 1:09AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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Simpblade420
Dec 23 2021 1:10AM
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sarc
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I hear you.
Dec 23 2021 1:56AM
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The_Dude_
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This happened to my buddy eric
Dec 23 2021 2:33AM
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skierman
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Oh fantastic, more NS pedophiles.
Dec 23 2021 10:13AM
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PrunedLankly
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skiermanOh fantastic, more NS pedophiles.


She’s 18 bossman - go back to Wuhan u commie simp
Dec 23 2021 10:17AM
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skierman
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PrunedLanklyShe’s 18 bossman - go back to Wuhan u commie simp


Using the law to justify sexual attraction to young girls, sounding a lot like Dolan there, buddy.
Dec 23 2021 10:23AM
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PrunedLankly
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skiermanUsing the law to justify sexual attraction to young girls, sounding a lot like Dolan there, buddy.

Take a second to reread that and realize how fucking dumb u sound
Dec 23 2021 10:47AM
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teabag
Posts: 691 - Karma: 4,973
skiermanUsing the law to justify sexual attraction to young girls, sounding a lot like Dolan there, buddy.


I’m pretty sure skiblade is like 10, 12 max
Dec 23 2021 11:29AM
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Professor-Modelo
Posts: 457 - Karma: 5,062
Just because you’re 35+ and still on this site daily doesn’t mean everyone else is..
skiermanOh fantastic, more NS pedophiles.


**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2021 at 11:33:38am
Dec 23 2021 11:32AM
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isaacwrong
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idk i'd take stephanie stepp any day
Dec 23 2021 12:02PM
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Skiblade420
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skiermanUsing the law to justify sexual attraction to young girls, sounding a lot like Dolan there, buddy.



Yeah it would be creepy as hell if your old cave man lookin ass made a move on a 18 year old
Dec 23 2021 12:07PM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,474
I’ll say a 18 year old hot and not feel weird, cuz it’s not. I legit thought she was like mid to later 20s tho


Dec 23 2021 12:10PM
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Skiblade420
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Dec 23 2021 12:11PM
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KilaTsunami
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Can’t believe it took NS this long to get weird about Eileen lol Prada u boys
Dec 23 2021 12:21PM
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Icant_kfed
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The referenced post has been removed.

Go for it you’ve got this
Dec 23 2021 12:57PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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2022 MOTY-tier shit right here
Dec 23 2021 1:10PM
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hdubs
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KilaTsunamiCan’t believe it took NS this long to get weird about Eileen lol Prada u boys

woah who said we didn’t? I was saying this a few months ago
Dec 23 2021 1:24PM
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CalumSKI
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@ColoradoDogfart wheres ur thread about kelly?
Dec 23 2021 2:35PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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ReturnToMonkeySimpblade420
teabagI’m pretty sure skiblade is like 10, 12 max

Hilarious, no regrets diving into this thread
Dec 23 2021 2:39PM
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keagan.karstens
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He is so hot! I even told my parents about SkiBlade420. I even know what I’m going to say to him when I meet him :) “SkiBlade420? More like SkiBlade be my honey ;)”. I know that he will laugh because SkiBlade420 has a good sense of humor since he is so Handsome.

After SkiBlade420 is my boyfriend I’m going to be his ski slave. I’m going to ski besides him, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison he looks like he has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case he gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when he gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case he gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.

**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2021 at 3:14:02pm
Dec 23 2021 3:13PM
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Christian_Bale
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if you're not in your early twenties or younger and you're referring to an 18 year old as "hot" then that's pedo behaviour. She was 17 less than a year ago
Dec 23 2021 3:17PM
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Chunderface
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Christian_Baleif you're not in your early twenties or younger and you're referring to an 18 year old as "hot" then that's pedo behaviour. She was 17 less than a year ago


I don't think the word "pedo" means what you think it means.
Dec 23 2021 3:26PM
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The_Dude_
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skiermanOh fantastic, more NS pedophiles.



Uhhhhh. Funny that you’re the one commenting this. Take a seat Scott
Dec 23 2021 3:28PM
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The_Dude_
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Skiblade420
Yeah it would be creepy as hell if your old cave man lookin ass made a move on a 18 year old

This might be more beautiful than Eileen Gu. Scott really be doin the most with maintaining himself🤤
Dec 23 2021 3:31PM
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Skiblade420
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 16,474
Christian_Baleif you're not in your early twenties or younger and you're referring to an 18 year old as "hot" then that's pedo behaviour. She was 17 less than a year ago


The chick is 18 and looks like a damn woman. It’s creepy for much older guys to perv on her but to find her attractive isn’t pedophilic in any way. She is a woman and looks like one. Not a child
Dec 23 2021 3:33PM
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The_Dude_
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I would give her 10 of the finest sheep from my herd
Dec 23 2021 3:38PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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The dude has spoken
The_Dude_I would give her 10 of the finest sheep from my herd
Dec 23 2021 3:50PM
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Christian_Bale
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 21,440
skeirmanI don't think the word "pedo" means what you think it means.

Alright I guess I should've said "predatory" but my point still stands
Dec 23 2021 5:17PM
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MiIfHunter
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Skiblade420I’ll say a 18 year old hot and not feel weird, cuz it’s not. I legit thought she was like mid to later 20s tho




That’s a clit stimulator!!!!!
Dec 23 2021 5:21PM
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rockhard_ankles
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Skiblade420

Become her theragun, drink enough purified Red Bull to tenderize even tho toughest muscles, anything for my queen
Dec 23 2021 5:22PM
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MiIfHunter
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rockhard_anklesBecome her theragun, drink enough purified Red Bull to tenderize even tho toughest muscles, anything for my queen


it’s a clit STIMULATOR!!! She is promoting sex toys

**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2021 at 5:32:57pm
Dec 23 2021 5:30PM
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rockhard_ankles
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MiIfHunterit’s a clit STIMULATOR!!! She is promoting sex toys

**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2021 at 5:32:57pm


Oh I know bud why do ya think I purchased one for myself
Dec 23 2021 5:41PM
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hoodratz47
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Attacked
Professor-ModeloJust because you’re 35+ and still on this site daily doesn’t mean everyone else is..


**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2021 at 11:33:38am
Dec 23 2021 6:14PM
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willpenguin6
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Skiblade420She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.

After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.


go to sleep bro
Dec 23 2021 6:29PM
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sindreplassen
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hoodratz47Attacked

You’re the homie tho🤝
Dec 23 2021 6:57PM
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BrightFrog
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coline ballet-baz is still the steeziest
Dec 23 2021 7:03PM
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Bronk
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Imma be straight up, you a fucking simp no way around it
Dec 23 2021 7:09PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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CalumSKI@ColoradoDogfart wheres ur thread about kelly?


OUR thread
Dec 23 2021 8:29PM
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rolfrobin
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The_Dude_I would give her 10 of the finest sheep from my herd

I will outbid you with one and 1/3 of a camel
Dec 23 2021 8:30PM
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dvx100
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eileen guboton
Dec 23 2021 8:35PM
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hoodratz47
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Too kind
sindreplassenYou’re the homie tho🤝
Dec 23 2021 8:35PM
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alpineplease
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Guschoolers.com
Dec 23 2021 9:50PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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BrightFrogcoline ballet-baz is still the steeziest

Steeziest and one of the cutest fs
Dec 23 2021 9:55PM
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sexyjulian
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Skiblade420She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.

After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.


Ha.. he doesn’t know she’s already taken…


by me.
Dec 23 2021 9:57PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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sexyjulianHa.. he doesn’t know she’s already taken…


by me.


Goddamnit stupid sexy julian
Dec 23 2021 10:59PM
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mrk127
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TRVP_ANGEL2022 MOTY-tier shit right here


That’s what I’m sayin
Dec 24 2021 12:24AM
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theabortionator
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Decent read
Dec 24 2021 12:25AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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This is why @Skiblade420 deserved moty, honestly even a worthy candidate for member of all time. Thank you mr ski blade you have blessed me once again with a truly inspiring and mind boggling read
Dec 24 2021 12:38AM
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