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Non-conspiracy theories to make you freak out

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Darth_Veeder
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π, follows through, specific digits of pie (in case super computers created an edit to scramble this around)

Here's a list:
1. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is sometimes a vampire
2. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, and former presidents Barack Obama, and Donald Trumps signatures combine to make a penis shape
3. Time Travels real you just never got told about it.
4. Humans ate Jupiter with nanites to gain more resources, its why the moon is so often in a different position.
5. Corona virus was absolutely made by China
6. At one point, before good time travelers made rules to help ban people from being kidnapped as babies, every baby past 1989 was being raped and then teleported back into hospital beds
7. Some people on newschoolers know all of this
8. Jehova is evil, the question, what is your favorite moment of all time, Jesus being hung on the cross, or Mark Veeder being encouraged to read a book after being raped as a baby is both (what good god needs to be asked, lead us not into temptation?)
9. When it comes to Jehova and Yahweh, one is a snake and the other is a spider.
10. AskiernamesJaymz should verify prophecy's set up by the LDS church, or at least the ones that explain why women are bad at skiing
11. Andy Parry, Will Wesson, what is the song Lately I've been on my back about? And what is the entire album setting the paces about? And why did it turn me into a human centipede in some timelines?
12. Will Wesson, how about that suicide rail, huh?
13. Hopefully Bobby Brown will get on to verify some stuff
14. Ray Kurzweil is the Alien from Alien versus predator (although he's actually a predator) and Google and Facebook are willing to lie to you, check your own posts on both to see if they've been edited. I know this because I posted a song, and the lyrics changed.

**This thread was edited on Dec 20th 2021 at 3:51:50pm
Dec 20 2021 3:49PM
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armchair_skier
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Dec 20 2021 4:07PM
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Kevinb5
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I would like to What caused this person to post this after 8 years of being inactive
Dec 20 2021 4:37PM
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OregonDead
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Darth_Veeder13. Hopefully Bobby Brown will get on to verify some stuff


this is something we can all agree on
Dec 20 2021 5:06PM
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TOAST.
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I feel like there isn't a brain out there that can make sense of this post.
Dec 20 2021 5:23PM
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HypeBeast
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I'd pay to see this guy, Dolan, ankilla, milfy, and Chadthundercock in a room together.
Dec 20 2021 5:26PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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for an actual non conspiracy, the fucking vegas shooting still not having a motive or anything is kind of weird.
Dec 21 2021 1:56AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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OP time traveled from 2009 to tell us this horse shit
Dec 21 2021 2:56AM
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r00kie
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BigPurpleSkiSuitfor an actual non conspiracy, the fucking vegas shooting still not having a motive or anything is kind of weird.


That got out of the news suspiciously quick for how big of an event that was.
Dec 21 2021 7:58AM
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Butterytips69
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Anyone have pics of the signatures that combine into a dick?
Dec 21 2021 11:30AM
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HypeBeast
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I thought this thread was satire. I have since been proven wrong. Good grief.
Dec 21 2021 11:37AM
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T.L.
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pic of OP
Dec 21 2021 8:57PM
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Lonely
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obamna
Dec 21 2021 9:04PM
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The_Dude_
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The trap is set. Now we just wait for Dolan to comment and see what crazy things he has to say
Dec 21 2021 9:05PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Have you ever just woken up and thought... why are we here... why?

The answer is more simple than you think.
Dec 21 2021 9:54PM
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Biffbarf
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qazwsxedc34Have you ever just woken up and thought... why are we here... why?

The answer is more simple than you think.


It's boobies isn't it. I knew it.
Dec 22 2021 12:31AM
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PimpChimpin
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Kevinb5I would like to What caused this person to post this after 8 years of being inactive


No worries guys he just forgot his password
Dec 22 2021 2:33AM
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jompcock
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BigPurpleSkiSuitfor an actual non conspiracy, the fucking vegas shooting still not having a motive or anything is kind of weird.



Dec 23 2021 12:58AM
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kami
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I hopped in an Uber and a guy was playing a podcast on the 5th one and had handfuls of crystals in his side doors
Dec 23 2021 7:10AM
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HypeBeast
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qazwsxedc34Have you ever just woken up and thought... why are we here... why?

The answer is more simple than you think.

Yeah because chemistry
Dec 23 2021 7:49AM
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qazwsxedc34
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jompcock

Paddock's brother was arrested on child porn charges and his other brother is a character straight out of GTA. His interviews makes no sense and he goes from saying his brother could never have done this and didn't have these kinds of guns to "of course he did it, because he was a kind of guy that would do this..."

https://www.bitchute.com/embed/gk0Ts1dL8thC/

**This post was edited on Dec 23rd 2021 at 2:55:19pm
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tempdarth_veeder
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Well my original account got hacked/password got changed, so I had to make a temporary account using a temporary email service. Here's the thing, I cant get online because I'm in a test sim with a bunch of people to prove arguments so other people could save face.

I looked up a picture of Donald Trump's signature, and 1. looks terrible, 2. is entirely different than I remember, so out goes that argument. Also I misspoke, I should have said a dick with a cape.


https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1024033/Karate---The-State-I-m-In--aka--Goode-Buy-From-Cobbs-Creek-Park

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**This post was edited on Dec 27th 2021 at 2:23:01pm
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VTshredder69
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I discovered Silk Road on this website. Now that was on kick ass website.
Dec 27 2021 3:42PM
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ChadThundercock
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Love how ray kurzweil made it into this
Dec 27 2021 7:56PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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Ah yes truly a mug moment
Dec 27 2021 11:14PM
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deadhead420
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The_Dude_The trap is set. Now we just wait for Dolan to comment and see what crazy things he has to say


If only... I miss Dolan
Dec 28 2021 12:08PM
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PimpChimpin
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AlexHallsEyebrowAh yes truly a mug moment


MUG
Dec 28 2021 12:14PM
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_Garagely_
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Feds involved in January 6th (the guy shouting that they needed to go into the capital among others) and the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot. It makes you wonder about the prevalence of and motive behind false flag events.
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qazwsxedc34
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_Garagely_Feds involved in January 6th (the guy shouting that they needed to go into the capital among others) and the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot. It makes you wonder about the prevalence of and motive behind false flag events.

Noblis was involved, managing director is Michael Chertoff.
Dec 29 2021 7:12PM
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T.L.
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_Garagely_Feds involved in January 6th (the guy shouting that they needed to go into the capital among others) and the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping plot. It makes you wonder about the prevalence of and motive behind false flag events.


Ray Epps. Still on FBI wanted posters. Living comfortably on his ranch at this very moment. The dude's glow can be seen from orbit. 100% a fed.
Dec 29 2021 8:30PM
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Casey
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_IRRELEVANT_
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I can see Obama’s







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darth_veeder2
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Back again, with a new update.

Ask yourself, in the words of Algernon Cadwallader, am I right or are we regular?

Here's a clip of a band named boat that got featured on line travelling circus, it originally said if you want to be a human centipede just clap your hands, or maybe I just forgot, either I'm right or we're regular.
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1025489/-Do-The--Magic-Centipede
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