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HypeBeast
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Guys I fucked up. I fucked up bad. For the first time in EVER I fell getting off the lift. I tried to cut a bit too sharp behind the person on the chair with me and I just fell over lol. Didn't stop the chair but embarrassing. Fml

Where do I turn in my skis?
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theabortionator
Posts: 52707 - Karma: 175,234
You say you can ski? but you can't turn? Now you want a dis track for a burn, but how else will you learn then the simple shame, don't ski the same, that whack ass unload technique ain't even plain, you're giving this website a bad name, go fast take chances brapp.
4 years ago
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PissWizard69
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,120
Okay Jerry
4 years ago
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2406 - Karma: 8,779
you can start snowboarding with me if u like
4 years ago
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Granby_killdozer
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I took my mom skiing once and she got scared to get off the lift so she jumped late and tore her acl and mcl right there at the bottom of the ramp. that was a fuckin shit show... so even though you're a jerry at least you're not a jerry with a fucked up knee like my mom.
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r00kie
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Craw_DaddyI took my mom skiing once and she got scared to get off the lift so she jumped late and tore her acl and mcl right there at the bottom of the ramp. that was a fuckin shit show... so even though you're a jerry at least you're not a jerry with a fucked up knee like my mom.


I will never underatand the beginners instinct if NOT standing up and getting off the chair. Even on really flat ramps and slow chairs. And yet they all want to use the friggin rope tow....
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keagan.karstens
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theabortionatorYou say you can ski? but you can't turn? Now you want a dis track for a burn, but how else will you learn then the simple shame, don't ski the same, that whack ass unload technique ain't even plain, you're giving this website a bad name, go fast take chances brapp.


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freestyler540
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Next time get some footage
4 years ago
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PimpChimpin
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Time to retire the baggy pants
4 years ago
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Coop69420
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Stay on the greens until you learn some respect rookie
4 years ago
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deadhead420
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Me and my homies always look like idiots getting off the chair pushing eachother and shit. kinda cringe to make a random dude crash tho
4 years ago
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muffMan.
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Magic carpet for you
4 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Coleg55Magic carpet for you


This is a really weird and coincidental post cuz I just had a dream I was on a magic carpet and haven't seen one of those in over a decade.
4 years ago
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skierman
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Wait, you're meaning to tell me a gaper fell getting off a lift!?

Unbelievable.
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HypeBeast
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skiermanWait, you're meaning to tell me a gaper fell getting off a lift!?

Unbelievable.


You ever stop and lean over too far and then just fall over? Probably not but that's basically what I did. Shameful and I suck at skiing.
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skierman
Posts: 8612 - Karma: 9,570
HypeBeastYou ever stop and lean over too far and then just fall over? Probably not but that's basically what I did. Shameful and I suck at skiing.


I think the only solution now is the final solution, if you catch my drift.
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Snowcaine_-
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Im sure theres a stomp it tutorial for this.

Love that guy
4 years ago
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SofaKingSick
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this is why your dad is so cold to you
4 years ago
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CalumSKI
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Feel free to turn your skis in to me, I’ll take it from here
4 years ago
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Bronk
Posts: 20 - Karma: -106
Go back to the bunny hill bruh respectively

also learn how to get off a chairlift too
4 years ago
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HypeBeast
Posts: 10097 - Karma: 76,790
BronkGo back to the bunny hill bruh respectively

also learn how to get off a chairlift too

I am still cringing thinking about this. I've never fallen off the lift, even when learning as a kid. I've had too many times where everyone on the chair wipes out getting on or off and tries to take me with them and I didn't fall. It's literally the one thing I could do right lol until yesterday. The only solace is I didn't lose my skis and the lift didn't stop. If I had stopped the lift (literally my biggest gripe when it happens)....

Anyway continue the shaming. I deserve it.
4 years ago
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TRVP_ANGEL
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No one cares if you fell off the magic carpet lift. That's what theyre designed for.
4 years ago
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DirtYStylE
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Time to get some snow blades. The big kid skis are too much for you
4 years ago
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Abomber22
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"don't let it go to your head"

[URL]https://youtu.be/8GkUu0xp3z[/URL]A
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nelsenderson
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brah your problem is the lack of fulltilts... the fuck you think skill comes from? talent? hard work? you need center-mounted on3p's
4 years ago
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nelsenderson
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i bet you were using poles too
4 years ago
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nelsenderson
Posts: 102 - Karma: 678
goretex? brah. track pants.
4 years ago
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HypeBeast
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nelsendersoni bet you were using poles too


God no. Anyone who uses poles to get off a lift is a noob
4 years ago
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Mingg
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You oughta be banned for such a jerry move, OP.
4 years ago
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eheath
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MinggYou oughta be banned for such a jerry move, OP.


4 years ago
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The_Dude_
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Let’s have Dolan choose your punishment for you actions
4 years ago
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Hoffhound
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Once I forgot to grab my poles from under my leg and ate shit off the lift. Broke em in half
4 years ago
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SNOW_WHITING
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Prolly wasn’t even wearing a tall t
4 years ago
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-skian-
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theabortionatorYou say you can ski? but you can't turn? Now you want a dis track for a burn, but how else will you learn then the simple shame, don't ski the same, that whack ass unload technique ain't even plain, you're giving this website a bad name, go fast take chances brapp.


This has 69 likes and I did not want to wreck that, so I am posting to say this was gold. Thumbs up.
4 years ago
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SHROG_THE_GOAT
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I feel u the other day i forgot to grab my poles from between my legs and fell forwards hanging from what looked like my nutsack from viewers perspective. It was hilarious, u shouldn't feel ashamed about that shit its core af to be a goober. Like look at game of gnar, totally trevor, and traveling circus. They’re popular because they’re hilarious not cuz they’re the best skiers.
4 years ago
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Skiblade420
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You must hump dogs or something too. Sicko
4 years ago
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BakerRider
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Yea I got off a lift with a guy and he broke his wrist trying to cut across the back of my skis. Serves him right for cuttin my topsheet bad
4 years ago
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pofwel
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HypeBeastGuys I fucked up. I fucked up bad. For the first time in EVER I fell getting off the lift. I tried to cut a bit too sharp behind the person on the chair with me and I just fell over lol. Didn't stop the chair but embarrassing. Fml

Where do I turn in my skis?


time to get the jeans out
4 years ago
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HypeBeast
Posts: 10097 - Karma: 76,790
pofweltime to get the jeans out


Lmaoooo this should be punishment. Wear jeans, cowboy hat, and full camber frontside skis and ski for a day but the caveat is you're only allowed to pizza.
4 years ago
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sarc
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HypeBeastThe only solace is I didn't lose my skis and the lift didn't stop.


Sounds like you still have more to learn grasshopper. You may not turn in your skis until you have released your encumbrances and stopped time. Return to your practice.
4 years ago
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tri_photo
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All I picture is a freeze frame of right where you started to fall over, with the Seinfeld music playing haha
4 years ago
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Abomber22
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Where's the Hype.

4 years ago
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_IRRELEVANT_
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Turned my ski into a bow one day couple seconds after I got on the lift, chair swung caught my ski tip but I didnt fall off my ski did do a C tho
4 years ago
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betz
Posts: 250 - Karma: 2,041
Just yesterday I was getting off a lift and was stuck between two snowboarders (one of them my girlfriend). Both of them funneled me so I couldn't go anywhere and my edge started catching on my left ski so I instinctually picked that bitch up and stomped it back down and made my girlfriend fall lmao. Didn't fall though.

Anyways moral of the story, don't fall
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