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Why do climber bros get all the women?

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RH406
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I often encounter women spraying about their boyfriends who climb a lot and have straight up seen girls on tinder like “If you don’t climb, don’t talk to me”.

How is the use of ropes more sexy than scrambling a class 5 route with nothing but my huge balls?? Is skiing too played out in the dating scene? Asking for a friend.
Dec 16 2021 9:05AM
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freestyler540
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Asking for a friend? Really? Does your friend really care about your balls while on hikes?
Dec 16 2021 10:05AM
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RH406
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freestyler540Asking for a friend? Really? Does your friend really care about your balls while on hikes?

I would hope so
Dec 16 2021 11:14AM
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GayWolf420
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what if a lot of good climber bros happen to be good skier bros
Dec 16 2021 11:43AM
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Abomber22
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Hot chicks know climber bros aren't going to expect said girl to learn climbing.
Hot chicks know skier bro IS going to bug her to join him

Hot chicks don't exert, but they do other things really well.
Dec 16 2021 12:21PM
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Granby_killdozer
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they like their strong fingers
Dec 16 2021 12:43PM
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r00kie
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Must be the pseudointellectualism all climbers seem to have.
Dec 16 2021 1:41PM
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Momo.
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Most climbers I've met are super wholesome, and do not smell as bad as the ski boot liners fermenting by the skier bros heater.

Now if you said boulder bro, that's is a different category completely :/
Dec 16 2021 2:01PM
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RH406
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Abomber22Hot chicks don't exert, but they do other things really well.

My hot, toxic ex was terrible in bed because she didn’t exert. Bitch got lightheaded from walking up a flight of stairs
Dec 16 2021 2:05PM
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RH406
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r00kieMust be the pseudointellectualism all climbers seem to have.

Honestly yeah. Winter sports culture >> Summer sports culture

I meet a ton a shithead mountain bikers and climbers, but rarely run into a skier who kills the vibe.
Dec 16 2021 2:07PM
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MiIfHunter
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RH406My hot, toxic ex was terrible in bed because she didn’t exert. Bitch got lightheaded from walking up a flight of stairs


Booty?

**This post was edited on Dec 16th 2021 at 2:10:50pm
Dec 16 2021 2:10PM
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Momo.
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RH406My hot, toxic ex was terrible in bed because she didn’t exert. Bitch got lightheaded from walking up a flight of stairs


RH406Honestly yeah. Winter sports culture >> Summer sports culture

I meet a ton a shithead mountain bikers and climbers, but rarely run into a skier who kills the vibe.


I mean how you talk about women is probably why they don't fuck with you or your huge balls haha, fuck outta here with that. You a lady vibe killer my dude.
Dec 16 2021 2:16PM
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RH406
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Momo.I mean how you talk about women is probably why they don't fuck with you or your huge balls haha, fuck outta here with that. You a lady vibe killer my dude.

Homie what? My ex girlfriend doesn’t represent all women, nor did I imply that in any way.

I’m sure you would have a hard time talking positively about a manipulative, alcoholic partner. Unfortunately it is taboo for men to publicly claim that they were abused by a woman, or I would.
Dec 16 2021 2:39PM
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Momo.
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RH406Homie what? My ex girlfriend doesn’t represent all women, nor did I imply that in any way.

I’m sure you would have a hard time talking positively about a manipulative, alcoholic partner. Unfortunately it is taboo for men to publicly claim that they were abused by a woman, or I would.


She doesn't represent all women, nor did I say that, however the thread literally says "all the women" so my bad for triggering you. I'm sorry that happened, I would hope you claim that because either way that type of behavior is not acceptable.
Dec 16 2021 2:46PM
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Abomber22
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No residual toxicity in that appraisal.
RH406My hot, toxic ex was terrible in bed because she didn’t exert. Bitch got lightheaded from walking up a flight of stairs
Dec 16 2021 3:48PM
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profa_212
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RH406Honestly yeah. Winter sports culture >> Summer sports culture

I meet a ton a shithead mountain bikers and climbers, but rarely run into a skier who kills the vibe.


Bikers and boulder bros tend to have a lot more douche vibes but if we're being honest climbing bros tend to be more chill than ski bro's on average in my experience.

Idk there's a lot of douchy eliteism in skiing my man.
Dec 16 2021 4:08PM
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GrapeHunter
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r00kieMust be the pseudointellectualism all climbers seem to have.


lmfao this is entirely facts
Dec 16 2021 6:52PM
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asparagus
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RH406I meet a ton a shithead mountain bikers and climbers, but rarely run into a skier who kills the vibe.

How can you be active on newschoolers and think skiers aren’t shitheads
Dec 16 2021 7:05PM
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Momo.
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asparagusHow can you be active on newschoolers and think skiers aren’t shitheads


^^^
Dec 16 2021 7:10PM
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Non_State_Actor
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Climber dudes are usually pretty ripped but not in a super meat head gym rat kind of way, also much more laid back than lifting bro.
Dec 16 2021 7:22PM
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ModMommy
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mystery3Climber dudes are usually pretty ripped but not in a super meat head gym rat kind of way, also much more laid back than lifting bro.


Literally this
Dec 16 2021 7:46PM
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PeppermillReno
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Its kind of a social thing. Noone is climbing shit if there isn't someone there to watch. Basic bitches just want to watch someone climb some gnarly shit they shouldn't be expecting to climb themselves.

If you climb it and she watches shes yours.

The rock/cliff next to the backyard tavern in Stowe is a good place to climb there are usually plenty of people on the deck watching.
Dec 16 2021 10:50PM
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HypeBeast
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They don't lol op ur high
Dec 16 2021 10:59PM
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iH8pow
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i think your sample size must be limited because i fully disagree with that observation. Maybe i’m skewed because I’m smack dabbed in Colorado and not a humble small midwest/east coast slope, but eliteism in skiing is honestly as bad as it gets. It’s full of weekend warriors and vacationers driving up in their ostentatious Range Rovers, Lamborghini, BMW—*insert whatever excessively costly SUV*, to stay at a swanky hotel/rental or their second/3rd home in Vail, making sure to document it all on social medias… i hate myself just associating with those types. But we do our best to make them feel unwelcomed when we can too lol
RH406Honestly yeah. Winter sports culture >> Summer sports culture

I meet a ton a shithead mountain bikers and climbers, but rarely run into a skier who kills the vibe.

Also girls want to know you’ve moved past your ex, but talking bad about your ex u wanna avoid. Im pretty sure almost every girl has had an ex at one point who became crazy towards them after breakup, so best not show you could be that type. Girls can be man haters like that too but they end up being just as single for the rest of their lives too
Dec 17 2021 1:06AM
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skierman
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RH406I often encounter women spraying about their boyfriends who climb a lot and have straight up seen girls on tinder like “If you don’t climb, don’t talk to me”.


Damn, imagine meeting women in real life instead of relying on an app to get your dick wet.
Dec 17 2021 10:01AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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Is this what living in boulder is like?


but like @Momo. said, it honestly comes down to the attitude and vibe you carry, if you talk about women as a benchmark to be conquered, chances are you don't get it lol

treat women like people and you don't even need to be a climber to get it
Dec 17 2021 2:29PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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Climber bros>skier bros>boulder bros tbh
Dec 17 2021 2:35PM
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Notaskibum
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Y'all need to log off and talk to an actual woman
Dec 19 2021 8:45AM
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skierman
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NotaskibumY'all need to log off and talk to an actual woman


You preaching to a bunch of incel gen z pieces of trash
Dec 19 2021 2:50PM
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PimpChimpin
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Dec 19 2021 6:16PM
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Skibumsmith
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Momo.Most climbers I've met are super wholesome, and do not smell as bad as the ski boot liners fermenting by the skier bros heater.

Now if you said boulder bro, that's is a different category completely :/


But climbers are the original dirtbags.
Dec 19 2021 6:42PM
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mountaindewgirl
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They're super muscular?? Duh!

Also, unlike weightlifting bros, their entire schedule doesn't revolve around it.

So you get a guy that's ripped AND has time for you.
Dec 20 2021 12:19AM
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Granby_killdozer
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I think a few things need to be cleared up in this thread cause I'm seeing a lot of hate for members of the house of gains...

Climbers are not ripped. they're skinny twig boys.

Girls (the granola munching, hindu circle thingy on a wall tapestry hanging variety) might like climbers but MILFs like a man who hits the gym.

MILFs > Girls

that is all.
Dec 20 2021 12:47AM
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Simkiwinki
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Wait I’m supposed to get all the women.as a Climber Bro I can confirm that this is 100% not true.
Dec 20 2021 6:05PM
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Sdot.
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Craw_DaddyI think a few things need to be cleared up in this thread cause I'm seeing a lot of hate for members of the house of gains...

Climbers are not ripped. they're skinny twig boys.

Girls (the granola munching, hindu circle thingy on a wall tapestry hanging variety) might like climbers but MILFs like a man who hits the gym.

MILFs > Girls

that is all.


As a mom who's also a lifter, I'd agree with this.

But seriously, the stereotypes around weight lifters are so wild to me. Sure, there are those types of guys (and gals) at the gym (I used to be one), but 99% of the people lifting in most gyms aren't that way. I lift five days a week religiously, but my entire life doesn't revolve around the gym. Same can be said for most of my guy friends who lift religiously. We work out because we're getting fuckin' old and want to continue to be active and feel good. I want to be able to carry a heavy ass pack full of moose meat in the fall.

Anyway, just my two cents. I prefer a guy who spends 1-2 hours lifting every morning than a rock climber, but that's because of alignment of interests and lifestyle... and because my husband's best friend nearly died from a 70' fall while climbing.
Dec 20 2021 7:50PM
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Granby_killdozer
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Sdot.As a mom who's also a lifter, I'd agree with this.


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Dec 21 2021 9:10AM
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Butterytips69
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Craw_DaddySEE GUYS!!! My message is MILF approved😎

Hope you find a craw mommy
Dec 21 2021 5:07PM
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