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Drink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.
I cant tell you how many times my brother has forgotten stuff. I remember one day he had to ski in a fleece jacket that didnt fit and 2 left gloves because he left his bag at home. He champed it out though and knew better not to bitch about it so I will give him that.
dont you hate it when you um you had your you you could, you’ll do you you wants you you could do so, you you’ll do, you could you, you want you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
My work uses Microsoft teams for everything now, and since so many people are remote we use the chat feature a lot to communicate incidental business.
This morning my wife sent me a text, and instead of responding in my phone I was in the middle of typing on my laptop so I typed my response to her into my work chat and sent it to a bunch of colleagues. I felt like a complete moron like how TF does that even happen?!
This but in the car on the way. That’s me at my most desperate
HypeBeastDrink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.
HypeBeastDrink coffee but don't have to shit so you gear up but then 5min after getting on the lift realize that you gotta take a massive dump and it ain't waiting.
You drink coffee because you like caffeine
I drink coffee because I like shitting on a schedule
Something I learned from wearing drysuits is squatting down will force all the air out. Unpleasant at first with a fart but then fresh air will go back in and you won't be wearing the stink.
I may or may have not google incognito tab search'd "Have you ever sat on your balls?" so that would be mine. It happens in a rush sometimes, you know?
