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Skiing phrases/quotes

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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
What you folks got??

"If Texans were meant to ski, cow shit would be white"
Dec 11 2021 1:08PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9400 - Karma: 68,873
iTs LiKe A bLaNk Canvas!!!!!
Dec 11 2021 1:35PM
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Jems
Posts: 7526 - Karma: 97,446
“bananas”
Dec 11 2021 1:40PM
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1062 - Karma: 5,852
“PIZZA!!!!!!”
Dec 11 2021 1:45PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9400 - Karma: 68,873
Also: yelling Hi Mom/Dad from the lift
Dec 11 2021 1:51PM
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CalumSKI
Posts: 4163 - Karma: 23,601
well I can't say it, but Steve Stepp ended racism with a single sentence in the heart of skiing episode 1
Dec 11 2021 2:04PM
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Celery
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 25,021
Go that way, really fast and if something gets in your way... turn.
Dec 11 2021 2:25PM
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MiIfHunter
Posts: 3978 - Karma: 4,262
Aaaaaaaaaah schuuuuuugga
Dec 11 2021 2:42PM
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vibe.crudo
Posts: 461 - Karma: 4,662
“Clayton is going really fast… he’s going fast im tellin ya… like… fast…”

*rips dart*
Dec 11 2021 2:47PM
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Celery
Posts: 2028 - Karma: 25,021
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1021879/Go-that-way--really-fast-
CeleryGo that way, really fast and if something gets in your way... turn.
Dec 11 2021 2:55PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 27,727
make the whole mountain my playground 🤪
Dec 11 2021 3:13PM
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bmick
Posts: 220 - Karma: 2,631
Smoke wood ski good
Dec 11 2021 4:43PM
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SimpleSkier
Posts: 24 - Karma: 146
when describing magic carpets… “oh boy something new”
Dec 11 2021 8:39PM
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snowmosexual
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 10,020
Hesitation causes devastation
Dec 11 2021 8:40PM
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SendyMcSendyface
Posts: 2828 - Karma: 24,034
ar ar ar
Dec 11 2021 9:15PM
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BLandz
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 27,542
And we look around like waaaaat?



Can’t fucking embed idgaf ifykyk

**This post was edited on Dec 11th 2021 at 9:17:33pm
Dec 11 2021 9:16PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6416 - Karma: 69,670
Oh shit!
Dec 11 2021 11:06PM
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Bdoobz
Posts: 838 - Karma: 4,893
My ankles are broken
Dec 11 2021 11:13PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
His ankles are broken
BdoobzMy ankles are broken
Dec 11 2021 11:14PM
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notadoctor
Posts: 408 - Karma: 661
When in trouble, tuck for double
Lock the heel, ski for real
Drop knees not bombs
I love big dumps

"Skiing REAL POWDER on REAL MOUNTIANS" -T.Hall

"Just remember, if you don't do it this year, you'll be one year old when you do." -Warren Miller

"the feeling i get from skiing, thats worth dying for" -CR Johnson

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there." - Pep Fujas

You put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours.
Dec 11 2021 11:27PM
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WoFlowz
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 64,114
It’s from surfing but my old instructor used to talk about carving like it was surfing and would say “You just drop in, smack the lip... Waapah! Just drop down... Swoopah! And then after that, you just drop in, ride the barrel, and get pitted!!!!” Like the dude from the news interview. Now I can get my hip into the hill while carve over large rollers transition my turn in the air and land in another carve!
Dec 11 2021 11:34PM
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Schoess
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 25,006
The Texas Tuck


(poles back in the armpits, crouched, head down, skis straight and shoulder width apart)
Dec 11 2021 11:44PM
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animator
Posts: 4555 - Karma: 26,269
vibe.crudo“Clayton is going really fast… he’s going fast im tellin ya… like… fast…”

*rips dart*


yooooo I remember Charlie Owens saying this and then watching that clip of Clayton actually going really fucking fast
Dec 12 2021 12:17AM
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Young_patty
Posts: 3290 - Karma: 38,146
“Ready, steady, spaghetti!”

-LJ
Dec 12 2021 12:22AM
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BigmoneyMatt
Posts: 1545 - Karma: 1,198
Heard someone say "that was cookies" when someone stomped a trick before. Caught me off-guard lmao
Dec 12 2021 2:21AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
What if it snowed in San Francisco
Dec 12 2021 2:42AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51740 - Karma: 163,487
I'm the best skier on the mountain
Dec 12 2021 2:51AM
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Willskiforfree
Posts: 929 - Karma: 3,167
hoodratz47What you folks got??

"If Texans were meant to ski, cow shit would be white"


Poop in her pussy
Dec 12 2021 3:08AM
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SmokedGouda
Posts: 1062 - Karma: 5,852
Long skis truck! Short skis suck!
Dec 12 2021 3:31AM
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Jon_McMurry
Posts: 83 - Karma: 556
“some shreddas out here today” -Cooksy 3:17
Dec 12 2021 3:32AM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 723 - Karma: 8,053
Friggin point em downhill guy
Dec 12 2021 7:44AM
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WoFIowz
Posts: 9791 - Karma: 72,406
notadoctorYou put on your boots, click into your bindings, dust the snow off your skis, and head out for the chair. It doesn't matter that you failed a test, didn't get the girl, or that your life is on a one way trip down the shitter, your world is right for the next couple of hours.

Did you make this one up?
Dec 12 2021 7:58AM
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notadoctor
Posts: 408 - Karma: 661
HypeBeastDid you make this one up?


No. I can't remember who the quote is attributed to.
Dec 12 2021 10:07AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13109 - Karma: 18,927
Its not saturday, but that dont bother me. Got no job. -Sammy Carlson

Lights out; no seeing for you. -Sean Pettit
Dec 12 2021 11:17AM
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SNOW_WHITING
Posts: 26 - Karma: 162
Oh fuck! You good?
Dec 12 2021 2:35PM
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Bmillerz
Posts: 42 - Karma: 100
notadoctorNo. I can't remember who the quote is attributed to.


I think it was Warren Miller?
Dec 12 2021 2:58PM
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MichiganCatFart
Posts: 1449 - Karma: 22,318
"if you ain't first you last"
-Reese Bobby
Dec 12 2021 3:09PM
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theflyingjerry
Posts: 55 - Karma: 334
First times a good time for trying anything first
Dec 12 2021 7:38PM
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nlnmck
Posts: 3 - Karma: 25
You jus gotta sit back and let er’ buck- ski boss
Dec 12 2021 8:30PM
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pofwel
Posts: 86 - Karma: -139
i don’t think you’ve ever heard about core ever because i’m super funny and unique and may i say core
Dec 12 2021 8:40PM
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Dr_Richard_Hertz
Posts: 99 - Karma: 846
"january 8th - 15th ish me and a few friends are gonna be out in alta. need to know how to get to chads gap from alta base, or whether or not its possible to ski to it." -creedman672
Dec 12 2021 9:11PM
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Abomber22
Posts: 3053 - Karma: 5,254
Aka. "Shuss it!"
SchoessThe Texas Tuck


(poles back in the armpits, crouched, head down, skis straight and shoulder width apart)
Dec 12 2021 9:19PM
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AlaskaDogfart
Posts: 267 - Karma: 2,926
"ARR ARR ARR"
Dec 12 2021 11:43PM
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sunsetconoisseur
Posts: 251 - Karma: 2,031
here comes joey... off the big jump...
Dec 12 2021 11:48PM
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oldmanski
Posts: 3324 - Karma: 23,954
Sicter richter nar nar pow pow brah
Dec 13 2021 8:19AM
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Whackson
Posts: 466 - Karma: 4,030
Dr_Richard_Hertz"january 8th - 15th ish me and a few friends are gonna be out in alta. need to know how to get to chads gap from alta base, or whether or not its possible to ski to it." -creedman672

"you have no clue


you can't just go and hit chads"
Dec 14 2021 10:55AM
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Megamind
Posts: 30 - Karma: 288
I find myself responding with "oh sure buddy", in the thickest Canadian/Wisconsinite accent I can muster when my shred buddies are asking me if they should try a certain trick.
Dec 14 2021 11:58AM
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stroh67
Posts: 37 - Karma: 188
bmickSmoke wood ski good

Lol sus af
Dec 14 2021 1:20PM
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JLej
Posts: 114 - Karma: 474
yeah bud there ya go bud
Dec 14 2021 1:28PM
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