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ColeFoodzTeam of 20 young racers waiting next to the feature before the only jump in the park as their coach waits on the knuckle to watch the daffy train, like it’s a fucking field trip. One of them will certainly drop in much slower than you just before you come off the feature and head towards the jump.
TheMollyWopThe NPC’s on hill often have a malfunction where they’ll case a jump and take no fall damage, making them think it’s okay to do it every run.
CeleryThe academy kids talking about all the dubs they did in their sick airbag edit before doing a t-set 5.
hi_vis360preteens all hiking the same tiny tube that is so sticky I can barely straight slide it consistently, yet they are trying to learn tech tricks on it
switchlip2My resort is “upsidedown” so every visitor has to drive up a 1500 vert road to get here. Speed limit is 45 and people have legit gone 10 up it. And of course. Florida plates
r00kieHigh speed lift goes to the top of the hill. About 60 feet down slope is park entrance. Everyone and their brother side slips that entire area turning it into actual ice. Probably the highest trafficked part of the hill to boot.
weastcoatThis is why we suicide pass people here in PA. Very common thing.
skiP.E.I.Sticky rails great for speed regulation when doing switch ups. Huge shouts to those kids though lol.
Kevinb5Timmy is from Texas and his dad is definitely wearing jeans
hi_vis360dude I really don't understand that, any remotely sticky rail throws me way off balance, and I know I thing or two about sticky rails I learned to ski park at wentworth lmao
skiP.E.I.Some days there is a train of middle eastern guys in jeans and no gloves having a loud conversation in the middle of the main run while trying to ski on rentals with their boots unbuckled.
switchlip2My record from the bottom to top is 5 cars passed
JemsI carry around gel deodorant usually at Hyland, it works pretty well to temp lube a rail. Anyone use pam?? does it get fucked when its cold asf?
WhacksonHear me out... sunscreen... it works v good
weastcoatThis is why we suicide pass people here in PA. Very common thing.
Jemsspray or cream
Jemsspray or cream
weastcoatI treat 711 like the autobahn when it’s dry and no ones on it.
WhacksonI used to do this until one dude in an altima sped up MID PASS to block me and I almost collided head-on with a f-250 dually
PissWizard69And County Line Road turns into a drag strip
weastcoatYe this is why I only do it on straight roads and when they’re going real slow, it’s not worth doing it if they’re going like 40 on a windy ish backroad.
JemsI carry around gel deodorant usually at Hyland, it works pretty well to temp lube a rail. Anyone use pam?? does it get fucked when its cold asf?
sickjukes87Pam works good for like 39 minutes and then the rail gets stickier and it comes of in like a brown sludge when they clean the rails
brotoAt timberline a few springs back there was this guy we called gandalf who skied around with a giant single pole like a wizard staff and would do pole plant 5s with it
CalumSKIPeople who yell “dropping” when they aren’t getting filmed and there is a clear line up for the feature
TrickyDick470I dislike this too but I also hate when there is a group of people waiting for a feature but half of those people aren't planning on dropping any time soon... but I guess I just ask people instead of snaking them.
hi_vis360dude I really don't understand that, any remotely sticky rail throws me way off balance, and I know I thing or two about sticky rails I learned to ski park at wentworth lmao
Young_patty💀😭
”I used to be a park rat like you, until I took a handrail to the knee”
DeebieSkeebiesHit a sidebooter 1000ft before a slow zone:
STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM
switchlip2My record from the bottom to top is 5 cars passed
DeebieSkeebiesHit a sidebooter 1000ft before a slow zone:
STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM
DeebieSkeebiesHit a sidebooter 1000ft before a slow zone:
STOP RIGHT THERE YOU CRIMINAL SCUM
betz*Successfully get away*
*Take lift up again*
*Pass by same yellow jacket*
WAIT!... I KNOW YOU
>You're making a mistake...
THERE'S NO MISTAKE.. YOU'RE A WANTED MAN. AND ITS TIME TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES.
>Any chance I could talk you into overlooking this? (Persuade)
>I'm with the ski team, Any chance I could get you to look the other way? (-1 Red Bull)
>What are you gonna do, pull my pass?
>Fine, you caught me. I will pay for my crimes. (-1 steeze)
betz*Successfully get away*
*Take lift up again*
*Pass by same yellow jacket*
WAIT!... I KNOW YOU
>You're making a mistake...
THERE'S NO MISTAKE.. YOU'RE A WANTED MAN. AND ITS TIME TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES.
>Any chance I could talk you into overlooking this? (Persuade)
>I'm with the ski team, Any chance I could get you to look the other way? (-1 Red Bull)
>What are you gonna do, pull my pass?
>Fine, you caught me. I will pay for my crimes. (-1 steeze)
RyanWhitdog😂😂 what hills in PA are y’all riding that you’re doing this. Wilding
DominatorJacquesI can't get away with that stuff, because every patroller knows who I am.
If they are new, they get shown my dossier!
If I "F" up, and the reporting party says, "I don't know, all I know is he was wearing a vintage onesie"..........I'm screwed!
betzPOV: You're @DominatorJacques and you're passing by all the yellow jackets at Bachelor
https://youtu.be/DVsRCQcuzKY
**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2021 at 10:50:42pm
PissWizard69Timmy’s dad also picks fights with the park rats for skiing “recklessly”
