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brotoSmall child yells from lift "do a backflip"
brotoSmall child yells from lift "do a backflip"
Whacksonthey sit on the rails. that’s it.
freestyler540Most very young children and parents. They just slide down randomly like in freeski the game
hi_vis360preteens all hiking the same tiny tube that is so sticky I can barely straight slide it consistently, yet they are trying to learn tech tricks on it
TheMollyWopThe NPC’s on hill often have a malfunction where they’ll case a jump and take no fall damage, making them think it’s okay to do it every run.
DominatorJacquesNo frickin' way. I've never seen that in all my years, but if I did, I would have a nice talk with them.
Yes, this is the worst. That's when I talk to the parents or parent. I tell them nicely, that if they don't want their kid to get seriously hurt, or killed, to take them to the Progression Park, or the Family Zone.
I tell them none of these folks want to hit a little grom, and they would feel horrible, so please don't ski them through here!
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brotoSmall child yells from lift "do a backflip"
CharlzHubOur park crew has been programmed to do nothing. It’s so cool. Thanks park crew
amccahill93we’ve got this guy we call the zombie turner. Old tell guy that rides with no poles and has hands glued to his hips. Honestly pretty steezy, never says a word and skis solo at all times
TheMollyWopThe NPC’s on hill often have a malfunction where they’ll case a jump and take no fall damage, making them think it’s okay to do it every run.
TheMollyWopThe NPC’s on hill often have a malfunction where they’ll case a jump and take no fall damage, making them think it’s okay to do it every run.
brotoAt timberline a few springs back there was this guy we called gandalf who skied around with a giant single pole like a wizard staff and would do pole plant 5s with it
DeebieSkeebies"Do you get to the Big Park often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."
**This post was edited on Dec 6th 2021 at 10:07:20pm
Michigan_SucksNPCs that drop but hit their line super fucking slow so by the time I drop and I catch up to them and I have to either skip a feature or swap lines.
TheMollyWopThe NPC’s on hill often have a malfunction where they’ll case a jump and take no fall damage, making them think it’s okay to do it every run.
ski_salmon69bro last year some dude did the opposite and literally missed the entire landing the biggest jump in the line. Like landed to flat and the dude layed there for a second and we all thought he was hurt pretty fucking bad but he just gets up and skis off like it was nothing
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DensecloudsWhat does it mean when you have a line through your NS name?
faber-castellI just do not understand why people who have no intention of hitting any features decide to enter the gated area with the big sign that says terrain park. Opening day was so overcrowded with people not even trying to learn park. 60% were using the park as another groomed run, getting some pretty sweet carves in while weaving to avoid all the features
little_boy_primeLaughs at the inexperienced people in the park for being NPC's, then proceeds to do the same tricks on the same rails for the entire day
r00kieHigh speed lift goes to the top of the hill. About 60 feet down slope is park entrance. Everyone and their brother side slips that entire area turning it into actual ice. Probably the highest trafficked part of the hill to boot.
kylersuckssounds like crystal in Mi
PissWizard69The whole family stands at the park entrance to watch their little 6 year old Timmy hit a side hit for the 100th time that day, then proceed to follow him down through the park in train-fashion
