BUCKET CLIPS 3 | A FLINTA Ski Mixtape

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The Snow Gods are Angry with Us

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Mr.Whatsittoya
Posts: 93 - Karma: 1,511
What hast we done to bring this year of unfortunate snowfall?

My proposal to please the snow gods is to receive 10 core shots to a Sego Big Horn ski. Only then will our season take off. I prophesied this in a dream last night
Dec 4 2021 2:57AM
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Casey
Posts: 7871 - Karma: 24,631
Ullr is pissed about ikon passes, reservation systems, parking fees and excessive price gouging. The snow will not return until the false idol of the corporate demigod is overthrown and the old order is restored.


YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Dec 4 2021 3:20AM
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Jacobthesadskier
Posts: 491 - Karma: 4,839


I have been blessed by the snow gods, for I prayed to ullr all summer, and he has rewarded my faith. The heretics and blasphemous ones shall melt away like their snowpacks, and we the believers shall ski unto eternity.
Dec 4 2021 3:50AM
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CarsonLentz
Posts: 159 - Karma: 1,415
we must pray to tod walnuts.
Dec 4 2021 5:44AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1804 - Karma: 16,330
It’s almost like if we stopped dumping copious amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere year after year the “snow gods” might bless us with decent snowfall
Dec 4 2021 5:48AM
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