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Dolan Support Thread

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mrk127
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If fuckin skierman and milfy have support threads I think Dolan more than deserves it. If it weren’t for Dolan who would have opened our minds to fluorocarbon wax, or educated us on the finer points of base design or revealed the flaws in America drug policy. What would NS do without him.

PS if this turns into exposing Dolan like the skierman thread I wouldn’t be Mad
Dec 2 2021 10:26PM
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r00kie
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Of the big 4 trolls (milfy, dolan, ankilla, skierman) dolan is the best one. He learns just enough about a topic to piss people off and get under their ski and keeps digging in. He has stretches where he goes back to his old reliable shtick of German nationalism which can get old but it seems the same people fall for it every time.
Dec 2 2021 10:35PM
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DesertStix
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Nah his “material” is lazy and inconsistent. Ankilla is more polarizing and skierman is the epitome of a troll. Dolt is a shitposter at best.
r00kieOf the big 4 trolls (milfy, dolan, ankilla, skierman) dolan is the best one. He learns just enough about a topic to piss people off and get under their ski and keeps digging in. He has stretches where he goes back to his old reliable shtick of German nationalism which can get old but it seems the same people fall for it every time.
Dec 2 2021 10:56PM
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Lonely
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r00kieOf the big 4 trolls (milfy, dolan, ankilla, skierman) dolan is the best one. He learns just enough about a topic to piss people off and get under their ski and keeps digging in. He has stretches where he goes back to his old reliable shtick of German nationalism which can get old but it seems the same people fall for it every time.


can you be a troll if you believe what you say?
Dec 3 2021 9:09AM
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DesertStix
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Nope that’s why he’s not truly on the list
Lonelycan you be a troll if you believe what you say?
Dec 3 2021 10:07AM
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Grantito
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Dolan has taught me everything I know about waxing my skis
Dec 3 2021 10:08AM
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switchlip2
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Dolan really opened up my mind on German engineering
Dec 3 2021 10:57AM
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VTshredder69
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The combination of the BIG FOUR said trolls amalgamates to this IMO.

Dec 3 2021 11:17AM
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dolanslebensraum
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To thank you guys for the support, here a picture of the most snugglicious cuddly tennis bunny that has ever existed.


Dec 3 2021 7:56PM
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dolanslebensraum
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^^ honestly if kasatkina was my girlfriend i would never fuck her bcuz then id have to stop cuddling with her.
Dec 3 2021 8:15PM
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DesertStix
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No blonde hair or blue eyes dolan are you sure she’s a member of the master race?
dolanslebensraum^^ honestly if kasatkina was my girlfriend i would never fuck her bcuz then id have to stop cuddling with her.
Dec 3 2021 8:27PM
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dolanslebensraum
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DesertStixNo blonde hair or blue eyes dolan are you sure she’s a member of the master race?

Haha. ill just make her read mein kampf.
Dec 3 2021 10:37PM
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DesertStix
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Wouldn’t matter if her blood isn’t pure but you’d know that if you were actually obsessed with Germany. She has Slavic features bro and that’s a big no no for your beloved master race.
dolanslebensraumHaha. ill just make her read mein kampf.
Dec 3 2021 10:44PM
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elcheapo
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Just imagining dolans house surrounded by hundreds of acres of poppies
Dec 4 2021 12:03AM
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mrk127
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dolanslebensraumTo thank you guys for the support, here a picture of the most snugglicious cuddly tennis bunny that has ever existed.




Classic Dolan and his tennis chicks
Dec 4 2021 3:09PM
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dolanslebensraum
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DesertStixWouldn’t matter if her blood isn’t pure but you’d know that if you were actually obsessed with Germany. She has Slavic features bro and that’s a big no no for your beloved master race.


Slavs i dont have a problem with and today at least germany and poland are very friendly towards eachother.

Klose and podolski are both full blooded polish and were born in poland before being nationalized as german for their football team
Dec 4 2021 6:19PM
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dolanslebensraum
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ElcheapoJust imagining dolans house surrounded by hundreds of acres of poppies

I wish. My demream is to have a private island in the carribbean or pacific with a poppy plantation on it.



idk if you have seen the dicaprio movie “the beach” but its very cool and they are on an island in malaysia or thailand that has a huge marawanas plantation on it.

also on the show ozark one of the main criminal characters has a huge poppy field he makes his living off of.

just the idea of walking into a field of poppies, slashing a pod with a razor blade and scooping up the opium latex that leaks out and putting it in a bowl and smoking it right there in the field with the sun on my face is definitely on my bucket list.
Dec 4 2021 6:25PM
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DesertStix
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What was the first country Hitler invaded bro? Do I need to come pick up your 1488 patches and delete your 4chan account? Slavs are basically Jews dude
dolanslebensraumSlavs i dont have a problem with and today at least germany and poland are very friendly towards eachother.

Klose and podolski are both full blooded polish and were born in poland before being nationalized as german for their football team
Dec 4 2021 6:26PM
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dolanslebensraum
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mrk127Classic Dolan and his tennis chicks

You dont think shes perfect?

i dont think i can imagine a more perfect female.
Dec 4 2021 6:27PM
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mrk127
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dolanslebensraumYou dont think shes perfect?

i dont think i can imagine a more perfect female.


I mean I've seen better but she's a soild 9.8/10
Dec 4 2021 6:35PM
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dolanslebensraum
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mrk127I mean I've seen better but she's a soild 9.8/10

I want to come at her all ankilla pimpslammer style and pretend that im being charitable to her by offering go take her on a date. I hope she takes the bait.
Dec 4 2021 7:03PM
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mrk127
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dolanslebensraumI want to come at her all ankilla pimpslammer style and pretend that im being charitable to her by offering go take her on a date. I hope she takes the bait.

Something makes me think you don’t have game like Ankilla in real life
Dec 4 2021 7:43PM
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elcheapo
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dolanslebensraumI want to come at her all ankilla pimpslammer style and pretend that im being charitable to her by offering go take her on a date. I hope she takes the bait.


She looks feisty
Dec 4 2021 8:36PM
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Jerry.at.tricks
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One day my name will be mentioned among these greats
Dec 5 2021 6:10AM
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mrk127
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Jerry.at.tricksOne day my name will be mentioned among these greats

You’ve got a long way to go bucko
Dec 5 2021 12:24PM
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Thegenericskier
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RIP Dolan loved by none, missed by all

**This post was edited on Dec 7th 2021 at 11:40:39am
Dec 7 2021 11:40AM
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hoodratz47
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Who?
Dec 7 2021 12:20PM
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ChadThundercock
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If i can be unbanned, dolan can be unbanned. I am so apalled that i'm not considered a major troll on this site anymore. But it is what it is
Dec 8 2021 1:33PM
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