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TRVP_ANGELImagine you’re preparing a nice big dinner for your family for thanksgiving and you try to shake some salt out of the salt shaker, but nothing comes out. You rush to the pantry to get yourself a new box of salt but you find that you have absolutely no salt left. Panic sets in as you start pacing back and forth wondering how you’re going to salt the turkey and mashed potatoes. You think about going to a store, but that isn’t an option because you live about 2 hours away from the nearest store. You begin to worry about not having a properly seasoned feast which causes you to sweat. Then it hits you. Sweat. “Sweat is salty” you think to yourself. A smile slowly spreads across your face as you strip naked and start doing several thousand jumping jacks. Every couple hundred, you get a cloth and wipe yourself down and wring the cloth onto your beautiful turkey and potatoes. Thoughts of pride float through your brain. “I have done it, I’ve saved thanksgiving”
theabortionatorRemember how i invited you to Christmas? Yeah something came up sorry.
