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Ski Pants Pocket Finds

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HypeBeast
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What did you find in your ski pants this year?

Only got a clif bar this year but oddly stoked about it.

Nov 24 2021 11:32AM
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evanball
Posts: 259 - Karma: 1,392
$4.50 in change and a sick Clipper 😮‍💨
Nov 24 2021 12:00PM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6291 - Karma: 63,896
The fucks I lost a while ago.
Nov 24 2021 12:12PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12026 - Karma: 9,554
A lighter. 20 bucks, chapstick
Nov 24 2021 12:22PM
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buttsmasherr
Posts: 13 - Karma: 255
used condom
Nov 24 2021 12:32PM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,622
My boot dryers dial
Nov 24 2021 1:14PM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2736 - Karma: 12,519
Micro fiber cloth, chapstick and some peanuts
Nov 24 2021 1:35PM
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HypeBeast
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lil.BoyeMicro fiber cloth, chapstick and some peanuts


Peanuts in the package or loose? Either would probably be a fantastic ski snack
Nov 24 2021 1:43PM
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deadhead420
Posts: 1921 - Karma: 17,113
buttsmasherrused condom


Aye my man got a nature nut last year
Nov 24 2021 1:50PM
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,234
Tylenol’s , fruit snack , bus tickets, lip balm, beer cap
Nov 24 2021 2:47PM
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Andi_G
Posts: 3088 - Karma: 15,125
buttsmasherrused condom

that a full ass kid now after marinating?
Nov 24 2021 2:49PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13150 - Karma: 19,451
I found some roaches, a cliff bar and 5$. Woho one free high session lol
Nov 24 2021 3:17PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6438 - Karma: 70,039
Burger patties
Nov 24 2021 3:36PM
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PimpChimpin
Posts: 1287 - Karma: 12,574
Woman’s underwear
Nov 24 2021 4:00PM
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fullgowntinyman
Posts: 6 - Karma: 14
Burnt tobacco and a lighter, don't smell me.
Nov 24 2021 4:07PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1898 - Karma: 28,422
My friend gave me a ketchup packet on the lift randomly and I didn’t know what to do with it so I stuffed it in my pocket. It must’ve exploded whenever I fell, but I didn’t notice it until the next week 😬
Nov 24 2021 4:17PM
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GilsonSkis
Posts: 738 - Karma: 9,715
Found some beef jerky, not even in a bag or anything. Just raw. Still tasted pretty good
Nov 24 2021 4:34PM
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soup
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I always put a 20 in the pocket last day. Makes for a mid season pitcher every year.
Nov 24 2021 6:14PM
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dognuttz
Posts: 2428 - Karma: 32,045
rice krispy square

might have to just cut that pocket out cus it aint coming out
Nov 24 2021 7:57PM
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HypeBeast
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dognutsrice krispy square

might have to just cut that pocket out cus it aint coming out


Keep it. All the ski dogs will like you.
Nov 24 2021 8:45PM
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junior1derful
Posts: 260 - Karma: 3,096
4 granola bars and a dry ass j in a doob tube. gonna leave them in there for opening day treat
Nov 25 2021 3:14AM
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lil.Boye
Posts: 2736 - Karma: 12,519
HypeBeastPeanuts in the package or loose? Either would probably be a fantastic ski snack


Loose, Had a pack of peanuts in my pocket on ldoh. I had cravings on peanuts and could finally eat them since my allergic gf was out of town.
Nov 25 2021 6:14AM
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9try
Posts: 167 - Karma: 1,220
I had a whole chest pocket full to the brim of only purple and green skittles in my bibs. And a 50 in my back pocket
Nov 25 2021 12:21PM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 31,240
4 crushed whiteclaws
Nov 25 2021 12:29PM
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caveman31
Posts: 400 - Karma: 3,750
Loose almonds and a crushed can of grape soda
Nov 25 2021 12:56PM
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mitt.nedlum
Posts: 55 - Karma: 526
One moldy ass peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Nov 25 2021 9:09PM
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Icant_kfed
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 11,591
Empty capri sun and the fagans missing chromosomes
Nov 25 2021 9:26PM
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