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The Unthinkable Happened

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mrk127
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So last night I was texting this girl and I was telling her about shredsauce and how it’s the greatest game of all time, then I sent her one of my clips and this happened... was this a glitch in the matrix? plz explain

Nov 22 2021 1:29PM
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mrk127
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and the sauce clip I sent
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1019066/trim-D9AEBCA9-47E9-4A8B-AF82-EE6AE3F0531B-MOV
Nov 22 2021 1:30PM
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piss.boy
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You found a unicorn
Nov 22 2021 1:30PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I'd say that's a marriageable offense right there
Nov 22 2021 1:56PM
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r00kie
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mrk127and the sauce clip I sent
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1019066/trim-D9AEBCA9-47E9-4A8B-AF82-EE6AE3F0531B-MOV


It's only cause those digital knees can send it to flat and still ride it out.
Nov 22 2021 2:20PM
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CatdickBojangles
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How old are you?
Nov 22 2021 2:31PM
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mrk127
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CatdickBojanglesHow old are you?


lol why?
Nov 22 2021 2:51PM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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This gotta be one of his boys posing
Nov 22 2021 8:36PM
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WoFlowz
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so did u hit or nah?
Nov 22 2021 10:29PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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Did some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN
Nov 22 2021 10:38PM
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mrk127
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WoFlowzso did u hit or nah?

not yet😤
Nov 23 2021 12:15AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Seconded
ColoradoDogfartDid some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN
Nov 23 2021 12:25AM
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_IRRELEVANT_
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GAHD DAMN SHE EXISTS
Nov 23 2021 9:17AM
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mrk127
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Damm I actually need to put a ring on it ASAP. Cuz she talks to matej now and I know my sauce corks can’t compete with real life corks
Jan 29 2022 2:42AM
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ReturnToMonkey
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It's not hard to impress skierman's mom
Jan 29 2022 3:06AM
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arnie_grape
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there's a wiener on that thing dude
Jan 29 2022 3:17PM
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ColoradoDogfart
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mrk127Damm I actually need to put a ring on it ASAP. Cuz she talks to matej now and I know my sauce corks can’t compete with real life corks


matej is like 5,3 so as long as your taller than a 7th grader you should be good
Jan 29 2022 3:20PM
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DominatorJacques
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mrk127So last night I was texting this girl and I was telling her about shredsauce and how it’s the greatest game of all time, then I sent her one of my clips and this happened... was this a glitch in the matrix? plz explain



Dude! Wake up!

Jan 29 2022 3:44PM
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skierman
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Further proof that women mature faster than boys. She's showing this to her friends and laughing at your expense.
Jan 29 2022 3:48PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Really had to create two accounts for this thread eh?
Jan 29 2022 3:58PM
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WoFlowz
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So have u hit or nah?
Jan 30 2022 6:10PM
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Toona
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ColoradoDogfartDid some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN


yeah gawdam
Jan 30 2022 6:20PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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Feel free to use this one, has worked on many occasions for me
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1029643/trim-3E126BB9-0917-4DA2-93DD-AEA437A2CA4A-MOV
Jan 30 2022 9:36PM
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mrk127
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AlexHallsEyebrowFeel free to use this one, has worked on many occasions for me
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1029643/trim-3E126BB9-0917-4DA2-93DD-AEA437A2CA4A-MOV


pfffff I don't need that wobble cork garbage
Jan 30 2022 9:40PM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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AlexHallsEyebrowFeel free to use this one, has worked on many occasions for me
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1029643/trim-3E126BB9-0917-4DA2-93DD-AEA437A2CA4A-MOV



https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1029646/trim-DDD9ECB1-7A21-43DC-931D-D90B74906A62-MOV
Jan 30 2022 9:41PM
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maaattt
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Girls don't want your shredsauce clips, they want the tracks you put together on punk-o-matic
Jan 30 2022 10:22PM
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Casey
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She’s just super confident you will never cheat on her😝😝🤦‍♂️
Jan 31 2022 12:57AM
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ASAPCarter
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I think you should pee in her butt
Jan 31 2022 2:34AM
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Bombogenesis
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ColoradoDogfartDid some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN


He should get after it before the AIDS totally sets in
Jan 31 2022 8:16AM
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mrk127
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BombogenesisHe should get after it before the AIDS totally sets in

Fuck off
Jan 31 2022 11:07AM
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Bombogenesis
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mrk127Fuck off


Sweet thread
Jan 31 2022 12:10PM
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mrk127
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BombogenesisSweet thread


Thanks for your input

**This post was edited on Jan 31st 2022 at 12:38:05pm
Jan 31 2022 12:37PM
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Woody.
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Thrided
ColoradoDogfartDid some insta stalking and HOLY SHIT BRO GO BUY A RING RN I SAID RN
Jan 31 2022 4:12PM
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slootstrandzzz
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hey you know what i’m pretty positive you’ll become a man before your mother 🤝
BombogenesisHe should get after it before the AIDS totally sets in
Feb 4 2022 1:28AM
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Bombogenesis
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TIAAKINGhey you know what i’m pretty positive you’ll become a man before your mother 🤝

Nope
Feb 4 2022 11:59AM
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Bombogenesis
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I am a fire truck
Feb 4 2022 12:07PM
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GrapeHunter
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i added this chick on snapchat and she showed me her butthole
Feb 4 2022 12:31PM
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