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DeadBSo I got vishnus a few seasons back, and I found myself today. No poles fucking arms flailing around, never spread my legs once. It's stupid my style is ruined and I look wacky. I wanna be like sam zahner but nah I look like poser and I can't flip fuck you vishnu.
DeadBSo I got vishnus a few seasons back, and I found myself today. No poles fucking arms flailing around, never spread my legs once. It's stupid my style is ruined and I look wacky. I wanna be like sam zahner but nah I look like poser and I can't flip fuck you vishnu.
skigullsendsI lost a couple of friends to Vishnu, it's tough to watch, you can protect yourself if you separate yourself from the ill.
DeadBSo I got vishnus a few seasons back, and I found myself today. No poles fucking arms flailing around, never spread my legs once. It's stupid my style is ruined and I look wacky. I wanna be like sam zahner but nah I look like poser and I can't flip fuck you vishnu.
SlowbroJust tell everyone that jumps are for narcs and no one will notice how bad you are
SlowbroJust tell everyone that jumps are for narcs and no one will notice how bad you are
DeadBSo I got vishnus a few seasons back, and I found myself today. No poles fucking arms flailing around, never spread my legs once. It's stupid my style is ruined and I look wacky. I wanna be like sam zahner but nah I look like poser and I can't flip fuck you vishnu.
Canis_lupusMaybe try jets
WJSkier09Has your coffee table and picnic table game got better?
ButteryStix69I bought Vishnu now I don't even ski just smoke weird-shaped cigs behind the park
CarsonLentzTbh I bought the keys because I wanted to see how they perform and ride, I’m thinking they will be awesome!
ButteryStix69I bought Vishnu now I don't even ski just smoke weird-shaped cigs behind the park
betzOh so you vape then?
BradFiAusNzCoCaI’m thinking the keys will be really fun
hi_vis360@BigmoneyMatt this season:
as you walk across the parking lot to your local mom n pop hill, a 2007 Subaru Outback pulls into the staff parking lot. A rich potpourri of burning motor oil, coolant, and ganja smoke hangs heavy in the air.
YOOOO wass good homie? Yeah, this is my car. 200,000 miles. I love Subarus because they're so reliable. What's a head gasket? I was up late last night epoxying the tips and tails of my skis where the edges are coming out. You have vishnus too and they're doing the same thing? That's weird, must be some crazy coincidence.
Yeah, I'm on park crew here. It's a chill gig man. I rake the features in the morning and at the end of the day, and for the rest of the time Ican just ski! I'll mostly be hiking the one good rail I put in this year. That one will be raked many, many times today. The rest of the features will be rutted up and icy by 10 am but it's not like the management here will complain lmao.
Anyways, these skis are sick dude. I love buttering. They're so soft you can't properly initiate a turn, but I never learned to do that anyway. I think they're sick for carving though. I'm hoping we get some snow in town this year so I can hit street. I've been eyeing a few handrails but realistically I'm going to get too baked to do that and I will end up seshing a park bench for 3 hours. I'm a real hardcore street skier. My homie is going to film it on my sony handycam and we are going to drop an edit on NS that will be 50% b-roll of us looking super zooted. Have you seen zootspace? I've decided to base my entire personality around that movie.
Well I'm late for work as usual and the 12 year olds are pissed I haven't opened the park yet. Let's link up for a burn later??
DeadBThis is a little too accurate I think my cover here is blown.
jompcock*can do flips with Vishnus*
DeadBSo I got vishnus a few seasons back, and I found myself today. No poles fucking arms flailing around, never spread my legs once. It's stupid my style is ruined and I look wacky. I wanna be like sam zahner but nah I look like poser and I can't flip fuck you vishnu.
hi_vis360Don't worry, I based that on myself, my homie who rides Vs, and the digger at my local who also rides Vs. We are all this guy
No.QuarterI think if you can get yourself a pair of these it should balance out.
pizzzelVishnu + Jump = Death
FranklinTheSkierDoes that apply to the wides or wide+? I’m tryna get Vs but I like hitting big jumps just as much as I like rails.