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Vail Appreciation Post

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PrunedLankly
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Why does everyone hate Vail? I don’t get it. They’re minimizing parks for more bunny hills which is so awesome for skiing. More areas to learn and less space for degenerates to smoke pot and injure themselves.

Vail is pushing skiing in the right direction by eliminating parks.


Also, every mountain should adapt mountain safety patrollers like Vail mountains. It’s ridiculous when I’m trying to enjoy my day and then an idiot comes flying by me at 50 mph. This needs to be enforced at EVERY mountain in a stringent manner.

I love Vail Resorts and everything they’re doing for the real ski community.
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keagan.karstens
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FUCK YOU
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pissnu_skis
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theabortionator
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deadhead420
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theabortionator

He's quite the masterbaiter
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KilaTsunami
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Lmk if u want one bro! We got stickers too 🤠
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vibe.crudo
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KilaTsunami

Lmk if u want one bro! We got stickers too 🤠


You got this in Team Size?
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Floppyweener
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@PrunedLankly how are those “FWQs” going…
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Lonely
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I'll support vail once the ban Vishnu from their resorts
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Floppyweener
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Vail can kick rocks
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PrunedLankly
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jiminycricketVail can kick rocks


Nah bro Vail is fucking tight. You just don’t understand that park skiing is killing real skiing culture and it shows. Read a book you plonker.
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KilaTsunami
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vibe.crudoYou got this in Team Size?


That’s a 2X right there. I can print it on any size really. Hoodies whatever.
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PrunedLankly
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LonelyI'll support vail once the ban Vishnu from their resorts


Fax man. All these Vishnu posers just smell like BO and weed. They also think that tapping a log will look “tight” on their shitty ig post.
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KilaTsunami
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PrunedLanklyFax man. All these Vishnu posers just smell like BO and weed. They also think that tapping a log will look “tight” on their shitty ig post.


U sound like a snowboarder w a broken collarbone Bcs he can’t 3
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PrunedLankly
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KilaTsunamiU sound like a snowboarder w a broken collarbone Bcs he can’t 3

And u sound like a guy who bought 200 pairs of Vishnus and has a 1.3 inch penis
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Man idk if there’s even 200 Vishnu’s sold a year 😞
PrunedLanklyAnd u sound like a guy who bought 200 pairs of Vishnus and has a 1.3 inch penis
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doubleblackjack
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Ugh like enough with these park rats!!

they should just put slalom poles on every slope for the race team! #fis #naturevalley #skiracing
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Notaskibum
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At least try lol.
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PrunedLankly
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NotaskibumAt least try lol.


Wym? There’s nothing funny about this. Park skiing is so fucking dumb. Imagine not being able to actually ski the mountain itself so you have to build stupid ass jumps and “grind” rails to convince yourself that your good at skiing. Couldn’t be me.
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vibe.crudo
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Checked his profile, OP might not be trolling guys
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Floppyweener
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@PrunedLankly you must be a hit at parties
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PrunedLankly
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Floppyweener@PrunedLankly you must be a hit at parties

Yes, I even bring my Epic Pass (on my custom lanyard) to every single one. Everyone I meet wants to know how much vert I rip up on the slopes and how fucking sweet I am.
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BrightFrog
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OP has a point. There are certain mountains in which the park structure doesn’t work well with the lifts, and park visitors do make the skiing experience worse for others. It’s a little gate-keepy, but there’s a reason deer valley is so popular. Park city and keystone do a really good job of park placement, but not all mountains are lucky enough to share the efficiency.

vail sucks. Like MAJOR ass. But if the whole meta-skiing community does nothing but shit on their every move, it will only get worse, because why should they care? They have made good moves in the last five years, but WAY more shitty moves to chase paper for a bunch of New Yorkers who don’t even ski. Don’t want them to ruin what you value? Just don’t give them the cash to do so. The big problem is that Vail and Alterra don’t have many comparables, so the profitability demanded by analysts is kind of vague. We would all love for it to be a low-margin high-wage high-sustainability industry, but it’s not going to be unless the public agrees to force them to.
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betz
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This post seems sort of ironic considering around these parts, the Vail owned resort has the best park
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BallHooter
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Dolan burner
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iH8pow
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I’ve not noticed Vail getting rid of parks? Thought it was usually the opposite. I like the mountain, less the corp
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KilaTsunami
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PrunedLanklyAnd u sound like a guy who bought 200 pairs of Vishnus and has a 1.3 inch penis


Ur mom bought both our ikon passes
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BingPow
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where can we find this fire
KilaTsunami

Lmk if u want one bro! We got stickers too 🤠
3 years ago
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CatdickBojangles
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Robert Katz approves
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KilaTsunami
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Edudewhere can we find this fire


I printed them myself. I have a DTG printer. DM me if u want
3 years ago
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Jems
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this is bait
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Jems
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OP sounds like every cocky big mountain freshman from Colorado who just got to Montana state
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MaimHelp
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Vail's park was actually fun when I was there lol
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Canis_lupus
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KilaTsunami

Lmk if u want one bro! We got stickers too 🤠


Yo how much for one in 2x? I ski pcmr so this would work out great
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PrunedLankly
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JemsOP sounds like every cocky big mountain freshman from Colorado who just got to Montana state

Wow that’s spot on. My mom just bought me a new Arc’Teryx kit and me and all my friends are gonna rip up Big Sky!! It kinda sucks tho that there isn’t any skiing closer to Bozeman:/ 2 hrs roundtrip is gonna be a pain.
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KilaTsunami
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Canis_lupusYo how much for one in 2x? I ski pcmr so this would work out great


DM me!!!
3 years ago
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Canis_lupus
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OP I would love to hear your opinion on the ikon pass.
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PrunedLankly
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Canis_lupusOP I would love to hear your opinion on the ikon pass.


It’s not nearly corporate enough for my liking.

1. The fact they host this so called “Woodward” shit is disgusting. Just breeding acrobats, not real skiers.

2. Too much weed at Ikon resorts. When I’m sitting on the chair, I like to breath in fresh air. Not bottom shelf skunk smoke from the hippie who lives in his Subaru and spent his life savings on Vishnus and Pivot 15s.

3. The resorts aren’t expensive enough. When I roll into the mountain, I expect and want to pay $250 for my day pass. They don’t milk the Texans enough.

There ya go
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Theskier69
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PrunedLanklyWhy does everyone hate Vail? I don’t get it. They’re minimizing parks for more bunny hills which is so awesome for skiing. More areas to learn and less space for degenerates to smoke pot and injure themselves.

Vail is pushing skiing in the right direction by eliminating parks.


Also, every mountain should adapt mountain safety patrollers like Vail mountains. It’s ridiculous when I’m trying to enjoy my day and then an idiot comes flying by me at 50 mph. This needs to be enforced at EVERY mountain in a stringent manner.

I love Vail Resorts and everything they’re doing for the real ski community.


Vail should make more parks it makes skiing better
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PrunedLankly
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Theskier69Vail should make more parks it makes skiing better

You’re delusional. Park skiing is AIDS. The only cool park rider is Andri Ragettli
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halfwatt
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i have never laughed so much in my life
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Theskier69
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PrunedLanklyYou’re delusional. Park skiing is AIDS. The only cool park rider is Andri Ragettli


False
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halfwatt
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CatdickBojanglesRobert Katz approves

why does this look like a variant of jason lucas though
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muffMan.
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I don’t know how he’d be complaining with the parks bridger has
JemsOP sounds like every cocky big mountain freshman from Colorado who just got to Montana state
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Chrischi69
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I cant tell if ur joking
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betz
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PrunedLanklyIt’s not nearly corporate enough for my liking.

1. The fact they host this so called “Woodward” shit is disgusting. Just breeding acrobats, not real skiers.

2. Too much weed at Ikon resorts. When I’m sitting on the chair, I like to breath in fresh air. Not bottom shelf skunk smoke from the hippie who lives in his Subaru and spent his life savings on Vishnus and Pivot 15s.

3. The resorts aren’t expensive enough. When I roll into the mountain, I expect and want to pay $250 for my day pass. They don’t milk the Texans enough.

There ya go


1. Woodward park city? Anyone?

2. Literally a cave dedicated to weed smoking at Kirkwood & toke spots all over Heavenly but I'll go ahead and toke it up at all 3 just for you this season

3. Steamboat is the most expensive day ticket in the US at $269. Most expensive vail resort is vail / beaver creek at $239.
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Quaggy
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PrunedLanklyWow that’s spot on. My mom just bought me a new Arc’Teryx kit and me and all my friends are gonna rip up Big Sky!! It kinda sucks tho that there isn’t any skiing closer to Bozeman:/ 2 hrs roundtrip is gonna be a pain.


I went to MSU for my freshman year and this is surprisingly accurate.
If only there was something ~30-45 minutes away... "Bridger sucks tho" - MSU Big Sky Powder Bro
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PrunedLankly
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Chrischi69I cant tell if ur joking

Damn ngl that’s pretty depressing. I know I’m a gape god but I didn’t realize it bled through this evidently.
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PrunedLankly
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betz1. Woodward park city? Anyone?

2. Literally a cave dedicated to weed smoking at Kirkwood & toke spots all over Heavenly but I'll go ahead and toke it up at all 3 just for you this season

3. Steamboat is the most expensive day ticket in the US at $269. Most expensive vail resort is vail / beaver creek at $239.

u just exposed yourself as a real Vail sympathizer. Everyone watch out for @betz and his Epic Pass in his goggle strap
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betz
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PrunedLanklyu just exposed yourself as a real Vail sympathizer. Everyone watch out for @betz and his Epic Pass in his goggle strap


Idk I just think Alterra is pretty much just as bad as Vail :)

This is my first year with an Epic pass, other years I went independent (Boreal, S@T)

At the end of the day I'm not gonna say no to skiing at kirkwood just cus it's got a shitty umbrella corporation who runs things. And especially not going to prefer one shitty umbrella company over another.
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