Replying to !!! Girlfriend Applications Open (again) !!!

I come to you with an amazing opportunity! Here's some background:

I met her over the summer at a coworker's house and one day we ended up talking about skiing for whatever reason. Turns out she's pretty stoked on it but only gets to go like twice a year. Anyway I've been watching a lot of ski movies as of late because of preseason hype, and she's been getting in on it too. One night I was watching ZOOTSPACE and she walked in. After watching the segment w. the death grips song she called them "a bunch of weird losers" and "degenerate thugs" then walked out of the room.

She's been awesome to be with for these last few months, but such heresy cannot be allowed.

So any applicants must be able to...

1. Build a lip for a street hand rail
2. Film resort iPhone clips
3. Tenderly massage my back after a day of eating shit while learning new tricks

No prior experience required, good luck all!