!!! Girlfriend Applications Open (again) !!!

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I come to you with an amazing opportunity! Here's some background:

I met her over the summer at a coworker's house and one day we ended up talking about skiing for whatever reason. Turns out she's pretty stoked on it but only gets to go like twice a year. Anyway I've been watching a lot of ski movies as of late because of preseason hype, and she's been getting in on it too. One night I was watching ZOOTSPACE and she walked in. After watching the segment w. the death grips song she called them "a bunch of weird losers" and "degenerate thugs" then walked out of the room.

She's been awesome to be with for these last few months, but such heresy cannot be allowed.

So any applicants must be able to...

1. Build a lip for a street hand rail
2. Film resort iPhone clips
3. Tenderly massage my back after a day of eating shit while learning new tricks

No prior experience required, good luck all!

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iced

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ill jerk you off with a pack of salami

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Lonely

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Sorry I only use RED cameras and film big mountain alaska heli lines

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if you like deathgrips you deserve to be single

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PsychicMigration

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icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami

lol this is a prime example of NS at its finest, I expect nothing less and its why I love the site.

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SendyMcSendyface

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icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami

Unbeatable offer OP

**This post was edited on Nov 2nd 2021 at 2:28:37am

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icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami

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SendyMcSendyface

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OP's meat seeing the incoming salami:

**This post was edited on Nov 2nd 2021 at 3:09:56am

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skierman

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"she must be able to record my skiing with an iPhone so I can put it on instagrams and snapchats!"

You kids are so obsessed with social media, its now required as part of any relationship. Wow. I hope you end up with an "influencer" who gives her phone more attention than your pathetic, attention-seeking ass and you end up as "that" pathetic couple who cannot look at each other or hold a conversation for longer than 5 seconds without death scrolling whatever stupid fucking social media app is popular at the moment.

Normally I'd say you're going to be alone forever as an insult, but ending up with someone just as vain, self-hating and pathetic as yourself sounds like a bigger punishment. Fuck you.

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skierman"she must be able to record my skiing with an iPhone so I can put it on instagrams and snapchats!"

You kids are so obsessed with social media, its now required as part of any relationship. Wow. I hope you end up with an "influencer" who gives her phone more attention than your pathetic, attention-seeking ass and you end up as "that" pathetic couple who cannot look at each other or hold a conversation for longer than 5 seconds without death scrolling whatever stupid fucking social media app is popular at the moment.

Normally I'd say you're going to be alone forever as an insult, but ending up with someone just as vain, self-hating and pathetic as yourself sounds like a bigger punishment. Fuck you.

skierman you should get on Twitter

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icedill jerk you off with a pack of salami

my salami application is open as well...

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armchair_skier

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skierman"she must be able to record my skiing with an iPhone so I can put it on instagrams and snapchats!"

You kids are so obsessed with social media, its now required as part of any relationship. Wow. I hope you end up with an "influencer" who gives her phone more attention than your pathetic, attention-seeking ass and you end up as "that" pathetic couple who cannot look at each other or hold a conversation for longer than 5 seconds without death scrolling whatever stupid fucking social media app is popular at the moment.

Normally I'd say you're going to be alone forever as an insult, but ending up with someone just as vain, self-hating and pathetic as yourself sounds like a bigger punishment. Fuck you.

😍 skierman 😍

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skierman"she must be able to record my skiing with an iPhone so I can put it on instagrams and snapchats!"

You kids are so obsessed with social media, its now required as part of any relationship. Wow. I hope you end up with an "influencer" who gives her phone more attention than your pathetic, attention-seeking ass and you end up as "that" pathetic couple who cannot look at each other or hold a conversation for longer than 5 seconds without death scrolling whatever stupid fucking social media app is popular at the moment.

Normally I'd say you're going to be alone forever as an insult, but ending up with someone just as vain, self-hating and pathetic as yourself sounds like a bigger punishment. Fuck you.

Skierman should I go with 183's or 187 vishnus?

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