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asparagus
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 28,399
15 minutes in and I’m already struggling
Nov 1 2021 12:17AM
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Mackaroni_space
Posts: 1765 - Karma: 24,133
OH FUCK
Nov 1 2021 12:49AM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1898 - Karma: 28,422
damn if i didn’t see this i would’ve forgot
Nov 1 2021 12:56AM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 29,653
still not nov 1 for me yet
Nov 1 2021 1:17AM
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ColoradoDogfart
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 29,653
I already lost
Nov 1 2021 2:00AM
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piss.boy
Posts: 1491 - Karma: 10,622
Oh shit just remembered. I just had a peanut butter sandwich. Didn't even toast the bread not worth it :(
Nov 1 2021 2:11AM
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HypeBeast
Posts: 9868 - Karma: 73,711
I shaved my face last night not even realizing I was working into the first of movember.
Nov 1 2021 2:42AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3742 - Karma: 31,347
Y'all talkin bout no shit November right
Nov 1 2021 10:37AM
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switchlip2
Posts: 2142 - Karma: 25,146
Told my girl I can’t see her for a month
Nov 1 2021 11:49AM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1898 - Karma: 28,422
switchlip2Told my girl I can’t see her for a month


Told your mom I can’t see her for a month
Nov 1 2021 12:23PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
Posts: 12562 - Karma: 117,096
breakfast was hard this morning
Nov 1 2021 12:36PM
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byubound
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TRVP_ANGELhard

nice
Nov 1 2021 1:48PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 8,730
TRVP_ANGELbreakfast was hard this morning


trap angle is white confirmed 😎
Nov 1 2021 2:35PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6438 - Karma: 70,039
Does it count as failing f you spend 6 hours doing hw then had to get a quickie in at like 1 am nov 1st?
Nov 1 2021 2:54PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3742 - Karma: 31,347
ReturnToMonkeyDoes it count as failing f you spend 6 hours doing hw then had to get a quickie in at like 1 am nov 1st?


Id say thats excusable
Nov 1 2021 3:20PM
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ski_salmon69
Posts: 1898 - Karma: 28,422
ReturnToMonkeyDoes it count as failing f you spend 6 hours doing hw then had to get a quickie in at like 1 am nov 1st?


you just gotta do an extra hour on dec 1st dawg
Nov 1 2021 3:39PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,252
I'm gonna actually try this year. Only went a week before so I have no expectation of actually making it but I'll try for two.
Nov 1 2021 3:45PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 28,399
All the boys at my school made a NNN gc that you gotta leave when you lose. This is gonna be interesting
Nov 1 2021 4:02PM
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SendyMcSendyface
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Starting my anxiety meds tomorrow, side effects include not being able to nut. I've got this shit in the bag.
Nov 1 2021 4:38PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,983
almost failed 3 hrs in last night

fortunately i had moved 6 hours away from the horny offender a week ago

im so proud of not getting laid
Nov 1 2021 8:18PM
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Butterytips69
Posts: 728 - Karma: 8,158
Yeah I just failed
Nov 1 2021 8:26PM
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armchair_skier
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Does it count as a fail if it was after a Halloween party, at like 2am on November 1st? Also technically I didn't do anything to induce it, it was all her.

**This post was edited on Nov 1st 2021 at 8:48:04pm
Nov 1 2021 8:47PM
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iced
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 17,983
armchair_skierDoes it count as a fail if it was after a Halloween party, at like 2am on November 1st? Also technically I didn't do anything to induce it, it was all her.

**This post was edited on Nov 1st 2021 at 8:48:04pm

unless you unnut your fucked
Nov 1 2021 8:59PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 28,399
armchair_skierDoes it count as a fail if it was after a Halloween party, at like 2am on November 1st? Also technically I didn't do anything to induce it, it was all her.

**This post was edited on Nov 1st 2021 at 8:48:04pm


You gotta swallow up a nut to compensate for the lost semen
Nov 1 2021 9:10PM
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asparagus
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asparagusAll the boys at my school made a NNN gc that you gotta leave when you lose. This is gonna be interesting


Update: there is now a fight over who is better at basketball. Bets are being made. The leftover horniness is really getting to them.
Nov 1 2021 9:14PM
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MiIfHunter
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icedalmost failed 3 hrs in last night

fortunately i had moved 6 hours away from the horny offender a week ago

im so proud of not getting laid


Lol who was the “horny offender”?
Nov 1 2021 9:46PM
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Celery
Posts: 2063 - Karma: 25,729
I can’t wait till no piss January
CrunnchyVanManY'all talkin bout no shit November right
Nov 1 2021 10:06PM
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GrapeHunter
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 8,730
just farted and it really stinks lol
Nov 1 2021 10:47PM
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SuspiciousFish
Posts: 2794 - Karma: 16,912
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1016175/the-wheels-on-the-bus
Nov 1 2021 10:51PM
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dolanslebensraum
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My mustache would kill the rest of yours
Nov 1 2021 10:53PM
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asparagus
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dolanslebensraumMy mustache would kill the rest of yours


Ok then send pics
Nov 1 2021 10:54PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9472 - Karma: 69,797
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1016176/No-Nut-November-Poem
Nov 1 2021 11:01PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3742 - Karma: 31,347
No nut November has been lost

movember? Idk I got a stache already and I’m vibing

no shit November going strong still tho
Nov 1 2021 11:33PM
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HypeBeast
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What's inherently funny about this is that the mustache is to promote awareness for men's health such as prostate cancer; not regularly ejaculating (omg cringe you immature children, it's just a word) is actually a risk factor for prostate issues. Quite a conundrum.


Also nowhere in no fap November does it say you can't get laid. Y'all just can't get laid in general 😂.
Nov 1 2021 11:42PM
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Biffbarf
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HypeBeastWhat's inherently funny about this is that the mustache is to promote awareness for men's health such as prostate cancer; not regularly ejaculating (omg cringe you immature children, it's just a word) is actually a risk factor for prostate issues. Quite a conundrum.


Also nowhere in no fap November does it say you can't get laid. Y'all just can't get laid in general 😂.


yeah I was under the impression it was bout jackin it but p in v is fairplay
Nov 2 2021 12:43AM
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GrapeHunter
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Biffbarfyeah I was under the impression it was bout jackin it but p in v is fairplay


sure, as long as you don't nut
Nov 2 2021 12:44AM
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ColoradoDogfart
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CeleryI can’t wait till no piss January


Dude I’m gonna kill no pussy January, easiest thing ever
Nov 2 2021 1:15AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
Posts: 3742 - Karma: 31,347
Lost again
Nov 2 2021 3:55PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3,252
I'm out. Had a rough morning related to school stuff and needed to do something to cope.
Nov 2 2021 5:57PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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_Garagely_I'm out. Had a rough morning related to school stuff and needed to do something to cope.


No shame in losing tbh, I honestly didn’t even really attempt cuz when pussy calls it calls loud
Nov 2 2021 6:20PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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CrunnchyVanManLost again


Finna post in here every day?
Nov 2 2021 9:47PM
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sexyjulian
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Nov 2 2021 10:34PM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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ReturnToMonkeyFinna post in here every day?


Actually twice a day cuz I lost again
Nov 2 2021 11:56PM
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daannnnieel
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CrunnchyVanManActually twice a day cuz I lost again


i'm starting to understand why your van is crunchy


initially, I thought it was rust, but now.... yuck
Nov 3 2021 1:00AM
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