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Ski lift poop

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washcloths
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Anyone ever shit their pants on the lift? Or just skiing downhill ?
Oct 30 2021 12:14AM
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Mackaroni_space
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I’ve taken a piss off a lift, wouldn’t recommend it unless you can really angle your stream downwards. But shitting? Haven’t done that one yet, maybe I try it this year
Oct 30 2021 12:36AM
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AlexHallsEyebrow
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poo off it like it’s a portal edge. It’s the same thing but your moving
Oct 30 2021 12:38AM
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weastcoat
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I say load up on the Taco Bell then pop some laxatives… then have at it. Shit would be funny as fuck, quite literally.
Oct 30 2021 1:23AM
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MastePoleWhacker
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Damn near sharres riding down pc in my bike last month: never came so close to shid on skis tho. I don’t ski at pc tho just the cottonwoods |+ maybe something about pc just gets the bowels moving jomsayjn
Oct 30 2021 3:18AM
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switchlip2
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1015935/trim-83739C60-95CA-40E4-9313-D415CEE683E8-MOVMe pissing on OPs mom
Oct 30 2021 9:58AM
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skiP.E.I.
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When we were kids a guy in my crew back then dropped trou and pooped off the lift.
Oct 30 2021 10:22AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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There was a video awhile back of a kid shitting his pants after he crashed on a jump
Oct 30 2021 10:28AM
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.Roockley.
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BradFiAusNzCoCaThere was a video awhile back of a kid shitting his pants after he crashed on a jump

That's either a terrible hangover or sign of a spinal injury. Hope it was the first one
Oct 30 2021 2:17PM
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weastcoat
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switchlip2https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1015935/trim-83739C60-95CA-40E4-9313-D415CEE683E8-MOVMe pissing on OPs mom


Hahahahahaha this got me fuckin dying dude. Better get the mop.
Oct 30 2021 2:29PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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Probably hangover. Pretty sure he was fine. They filmed him getting up and going to the bathroom and the photo he sent. I’m pretty sure it was an edit on here years ago
.Roockley.That's either a terrible hangover or sign of a spinal injury. Hope it was the first one
Oct 30 2021 2:43PM
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SuspiciousFish
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I dont know about you guys but I always take a big dump after park skiing. Something about stomping landings all day just shakes all the shit to the bottom of the tube.
Oct 30 2021 2:52PM
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.nasty
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I’ve pissed off every lift in Breck. Guess I’ll have to take on a new challenge
Oct 30 2021 4:03PM
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SuspiciousFish
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My brother was being an idiot and took a fat dip on the lift once and puked his guts out the whole way up. It was pretty funny to watch actually.
Oct 30 2021 5:55PM
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washcloths
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Urethra WIIIIDE
switchlip2https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1015935/trim-83739C60-95CA-40E4-9313-D415CEE683E8-MOVMe pissing on OPs mom
Oct 30 2021 5:59PM
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nmwninjart
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No...I usually make sure I poop Before I leave the house. I don't think I've ever pooped at a ski resort .
Oct 30 2021 6:19PM
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invalid
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I took shrooms on a cold day skiing and every time I rode the lift it was 10 minutes of asking myself if I may have pooped a lil bit
Oct 30 2021 7:32PM
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hoodratz47
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This kid named Jeff barnwell. Shat off Mt hood Express at Meadows..... During the night was on the chair . Saw turd
Oct 30 2021 7:37PM
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Professor-Modelo
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ive puked many times, but havent unleashed a #2 yet
Oct 30 2021 8:06PM
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Nixx
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My dad ate onion soup at Molly Greens and mid sesh really had to go. Hehe flew down the mountain and barley made it in time which was pretty impressive because he's usually a jerry. He rushed to the bathroom and for some reason because of his ski boots, he decided he had to hover which was a horrible idea. It came out at like 100 psi and splattered everywhere, he basically went more everywhere around the toilet than actually in the toilet. Including all over his boots, underwear, ski pants and jacket. He took forever to clean most of it up but decided his underwear was too far gone and left it hung on the toilet like a fucking pirates jolly rancher. It was horrible and I feel bad for the custodian, I would of just quit my job before cleaning that mess up.
Oct 30 2021 9:40PM
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Mackaroni_space
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.nastyI’ve pissed off every lift in Breck. Guess I’ll have to take on a new challenge


Even the T-bar?
Oct 31 2021 2:31AM
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switchlip2
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weastcoatHahahahahaha this got me fuckin dying dude. Better get the mop.



Oct 31 2021 5:30AM
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freestyler540
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I would beat to death the douche that shits in the gondola. Some of Mont St Anne’s gondolas had a piss smell to them
Oct 31 2021 7:48AM
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.nasty
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Max.broEven the T-bar?


Tbar is the easiest one and my most pee'd on!
Oct 31 2021 8:14AM
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hi_vis360
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nmwninjartI don't think I've ever pooped at a ski resort .

If this is true I am so impressed, every poop I have ever had at any ski resort ever has been a terrible experience.

as for the subject of this thread, I have definitely thrown a pair of underwear in the trash at a ski hill before. This is why I still wear underwear under my long johns. If I hadn't that day I would've had to stop skiing.
Oct 31 2021 9:18PM
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Skiblade420
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U ever shit urself so hard u can’t even fathom the level of existence you coincide with on a wavelength that only exists to yourself within a conundrum of different facets of what life really is?
Oct 31 2021 9:47PM
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Skiblade420
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Yeah I bet u haven’t dumbass
Oct 31 2021 9:47PM
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GrapeHunter
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ive violently puked red gatorade all over the bottom of the mtn right in front of the lift line.. that was a pretty bad experience
Oct 31 2021 11:33PM
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KCoCM
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we’ve got a serial pisser on our hands!
.nastyI’ve pissed off every lift in Breck. Guess I’ll have to take on a new challenge
Oct 31 2021 11:37PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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@hi_vis360 speaks the truth. In my younger years, I had many an awful poop in the lodge after a night of drinking. Awkward angle because of your ski boots, ski pants holding your legs too close together, can’t quite relax, etc. I hate it.

And it only comes about AFTER you’ve been getting after it so even more inconvenient.
nmwninjartNo...I usually make sure I poop Before I leave the house. I don't think I've ever pooped at a ski resort .


pinkcamo1000If this is true I am so impressed, every poop I have ever had at any ski resort ever has been a terrible experience.

as for the subject of this thread, I have definitely thrown a pair of underwear in the trash at a ski hill before. This is why I still wear underwear under my long johns. If I hadn't that day I would've had to stop skiing.
Oct 31 2021 11:43PM
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ItsSeb
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What a golden thread. Thank you NS.
washclothsAnyone ever shit their pants on the lift? Or just skiing downhill ?
Nov 1 2021 8:15AM
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CatdickBojangles
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I shit my pants skiing once. Granted I was like 10 Busch Lights deep and trusted a fart that turned out to be a solid turd.
Nov 1 2021 10:51AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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who remembers the "I pooped on a girl" story thread from like 2009
Nov 1 2021 11:07AM
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hoodratz47
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Who remembers. Wisdom teeth and laxative
CrunnchyVanManwho remembers the "I pooped on a girl" story thread from like 2009
Nov 1 2021 11:16AM
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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I have never shit my pants in my adult life and I am terrified because I know it is a ticking time bomb
Nov 1 2021 11:18AM
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Slowbro
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When my older bro was on T3s and constipated, he shit his pants after landing hard off of a down rail. threw out his underwear and kept skiing
Nov 1 2021 1:12PM
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