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ItsSeb
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I saw this image of a guy with a red bull helmet who wasn’t sponsored in another thread, had to see if for myself.To my surprise it was true, and it got my interest piqued.
So I wanna see it all, the posers, the newbies, the pretentious asshats.




let’s see the best (worst) Reddit and assorted jerry forums finds from you guys.
Oct 21 2021 9:23AM
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,230
CatdickBojanglesDamn the site doesn’t exist anymore. I wanted one.


I’ll craft you one
Oct 22 2021 1:40PM
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asparagus
Posts: 2477 - Karma: 28,187
They’ve got a discord 😬😬
Oct 22 2021 1:52PM
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xXdrgnslyrXx007
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This is drip ngl
donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|
Oct 22 2021 2:08PM
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Jacobthesadskier
Posts: 491 - Karma: 4,840
donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|


Make the whole mountain your iceberg.
Oct 22 2021 2:11PM
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,302
What a tag line.
JacobthesadskierMake the whole mountain your iceberg.
Oct 22 2021 2:13PM
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cyphers
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 18,285
best one i've seen was where the guy thought his skis were broken because they were cambered



screengrabs stolen from @WisconsinDogfart
Oct 22 2021 2:45PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6975 - Karma: 60,943
I literally cracked up at this. These things are so ridiculous 😂

PS one of the best parts about teaching kids is the ridiculous helmet covers they have
donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|
Oct 22 2021 2:50PM
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Session
Posts: 5379 - Karma: 22,153
If you search for skiing subreddits. One of the result that comes up is r/cocainegonewild
Oct 22 2021 2:55PM
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,230
cyphersbest one i've seen was where the guy thought his skis were broken because they were cambered



screengrabs stolen from @WisconsinDogfart


Someone tell them they’re good for garbage 🤦🏻‍♀️
Oct 22 2021 2:58PM
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CatdickBojangles
Posts: 6200 - Karma: 62,949
donotreplyI’ll craft you one


You won't
Oct 22 2021 3:11PM
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,230
BradFiAusNzCoCaI literally cracked up at this. These things are so ridiculous 😂

PS one of the best parts about teaching kids is the ridiculous helmet covers they have

Truth hahah I like the fact that a grown adult decides to invest and create stuff like this but respect to anyone who pulls up wearing this 😎
Oct 22 2021 3:11PM
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mountaindewgirl
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asparagusThey’ve got a discord 😬😬


We gonna brigade it today or whut? Cuz im in lol
Oct 22 2021 3:37PM
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caveman31
Posts: 400 - Karma: 3,751
asparagusThey’ve got a discord 😬😬


God that place is the fucking worst
Oct 22 2021 3:39PM
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junior1derful
Posts: 260 - Karma: 3,095
If someone gave me one of those penguin hats i'd only wear it for gaper day
Oct 22 2021 10:20PM
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,302
oh no. How awful, I’m gonna go join it and see how bad it is.
asparagusThey’ve got a discord 😬😬
Oct 22 2021 11:10PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
Posts: 6975 - Karma: 60,943
Wtf is a discord? Just people talking?
SebsNotCoreoh no. How awful, I’m gonna go join it and see how bad it is.
Oct 22 2021 11:14PM
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,302
https://discord.com/
BradFiAusNzCoCaWtf is a discord? Just people talking?
Oct 22 2021 11:25PM
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caveman31
Posts: 400 - Karma: 3,751
BradFiAusNzCoCaWtf is a discord? Just people talking?


its a chatroom type app
Oct 22 2021 11:25PM
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,230
junior1derfulIf someone gave me one of those penguin hats i'd only wear it for gaper day

yo im not kidding I’ll make some to pass time 😂
Oct 22 2021 11:50PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
LonelyI love cold snacks but man if montuckey people aren't the worst


I didn't even notice the shirt at first
Oct 22 2021 11:58PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Demo binding
SebsNotCore

Look, I’m not saying he shouldn’t be on the 172s considering skis are pricey and he probably plans to grow into them.

but is what he said the *real* reason he got longer skis?
Oct 23 2021 12:12AM
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muffMan.
Posts: 2768 - Karma: 26,055
Didn’t belive you but this is the discord link

https://discord.gg/skiing
jay65God that place is the fucking worst
Oct 23 2021 12:27AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|


If you reached out to him I bet he could sell 5 of the ones sitting in his basement collecting dust to people in this thread. Not the big time but it's something.
Oct 23 2021 12:38AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51642 - Karma: 162,200
donotreplyI don’t think this is the worst but it’s been 9 years idk if we should tell him :|


If you reached out to him I bet he could sell 5 of the ones sitting in his basement collecting dust to people in this thread. Not the big time but it's something.
Oct 23 2021 12:38AM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6394 - Karma: 69,422
armchair_skier


This guy be wearing a Montucky shirt but he's drinking a Truly... That's truly some monkeytucky shit
Oct 23 2021 12:48AM
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asparagus
Posts: 2477 - Karma: 28,187
Update: the discord server was super lame. Literally just a normal discord server with skiers
Oct 23 2021 1:23AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1803 - Karma: 16,312
asparagusUpdate: the discord server was super lame. Literally just a normal discord server with skiers

Ikr, I wanted to find some dumbasses but but I didn’t care enough to actually read though the boring
Oct 23 2021 2:55AM
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animator
Posts: 4552 - Karma: 26,250
armchair_skier


Notice the Powder7 strap too…. Dude bought all of this w his dads credit card after reading all the forums on NS and deciding it would make him core
Oct 23 2021 9:34AM
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,230
animatorNotice the Powder7 strap too…. Dude bought all of this w his dads credit card after reading all the forums on NS and deciding it would make him core

lmao most of us been there
Oct 23 2021 2:16PM
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animator
Posts: 4552 - Karma: 26,250
donotreplylmao most of us been there


12 year old me is screaming of jealousy, paying for your own gear sucks
Oct 23 2021 2:51PM
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,302
I’d argue paying for anything sucks
animator12 year old me is screaming of jealousy, paying for your own gear sucks
Oct 23 2021 4:01PM
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animator
Posts: 4552 - Karma: 26,250
SebsNotCoreI’d argue paying for anything sucks


And I’d support that argument 😂😂
Oct 23 2021 5:14PM
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ASSholebomber22
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armchair_skier


kid's getting so much heat for being stoked on his setup lol y'all a buncha haters. kid prob rips, or if he doesn't he will in the future.
Oct 23 2021 5:31PM
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ItsSeb
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yeah yeah yeah word I respect all these styles
Biffbarfkid's getting so much heat for being stoked on his setup lol y'all a buncha haters. kid prob rips, or if he doesn't he will in the future.
Oct 23 2021 5:32PM
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animator
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This isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭
Oct 27 2021 4:35PM
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CatdickBojangles
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animatorThis isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭


This kid 100% tried to mount his own bindings after reading a post on here.
Oct 27 2021 4:39PM
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donotreply
Posts: 256 - Karma: 2,230
animatorThis isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭


Those holes this is kinda sad 😭😭 a moment of silence pls

**This post was edited on Oct 27th 2021 at 4:58:24pm
Oct 27 2021 4:56PM
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BrandoComando
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animatorThis isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭

Who needs edgeless skis when you can ride baseless skis instead?
Oct 27 2021 5:00PM
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animator
Posts: 4552 - Karma: 26,250
donotreplyThose holes this is kinda sad 😭😭 a moment of silence pls

**This post was edited on Oct 27th 2021 at 4:58:24pm


It looks like those non scratch felt pads you put on the bottom of a chair to not scratch your floor 😭😭😭
Oct 27 2021 5:02PM
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ItsSeb
Posts: 106 - Karma: 1,302
Good god
animatorThis isn’t Reddit but I just came across this and had to share it. Rossi S7 from 2013 with holes drilled STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BASES and dude wants 400 beans 😭😭😭
Oct 27 2021 5:03PM
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donotreply
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animatorIt looks like those non scratch felt pads you put on the bottom of a chair to not scratch your floor 😭😭😭


lmao hahah buddy can insert some wood fasteners from Ikea maybe he can fix it 😭
Oct 27 2021 5:06PM
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animator
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donotreplylmao hahah buddy can insert some wood fasteners from Ikea maybe he can fix it 😭


just grab a hole saw, cut some base off of your old skis and super glue it they’ll never notice 😂😂
Oct 27 2021 5:57PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I may or may not have dimpled my rock Ski’s base after mounting bindings at home while too tired and mixing up the tyrolia heel piece screws… 🙄
CatdickBojanglesThis kid 100% tried to mount his own bindings after reading a post on here.
Oct 27 2021 9:41PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
how did you find my reddit post
Nov 6 2021 11:02PM
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WisconsinDogfart
Posts: 675 - Karma: 5,525
donotreplySomeone tell them they’re good for garbage 🤦🏻‍♀️


pretty sure i screenshotted this about a year ago
Nov 27 2021 8:55PM
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halfwatt
Posts: 180 - Karma: 2,225
danbrownhow did you find my reddit post


this person for sure can’t land switch
Nov 28 2021 6:02PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
halfwattthis person for sure can’t land switch


I can tbh
Nov 28 2021 6:15PM
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isaacwrong
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 17,542
not reddit but youtube..i got a kick outta this
Nov 28 2021 6:57PM
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mrk127
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isaacwrongnot reddit but youtube..i got a kick outta this


The thumbnail is better than the video. But again the pivot monster eats another finger
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1020181/Beware-Look-Pivot-15-contains-a-hidden-danger---
Nov 30 2021 2:07AM
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armchair_skier
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mrk127The thumbnail is better than the video. But again the pivot monster eats another finger
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1020181/Beware-Look-Pivot-15-contains-a-hidden-danger---


everytime he says "finger" replace it with ass
Nov 30 2021 10:40AM
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