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Anyone know how to have a hot tub seance?

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mountaindewgirl
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Pretty sure this house is haunted by its former owner: an elderly ex prison guard who had a heart attack while jerkin it to Enya in the jacuzzi.

For Halloween I would like to make contact.

I do not know much about seances, but I do enjoy hot tubs.

Any advice is appreciated.



Oct 19 2021 12:09PM
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BrandoComando
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The first step is to start playing Enya
Oct 19 2021 1:04PM
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oldmanski
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Say his full name 3 times at the stroke of midnight while looking in a mirror....... while listening to Enya. Should work
Oct 20 2021 7:53AM
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byubound
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oldmanskiSay his full name 3 times at the stroke of midnight while looking in a mirror....... while listening to Enya. Should work

Probably gotta be sitting in the jacuzzi full jets I think too
Oct 20 2021 11:06AM
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elcheapo
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Lots of candles and a crystal ball or just do a ton of drugs maybe
Oct 20 2021 11:19AM
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maaattt
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Let's fukinn GOOOOO

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1014603/Enya---Orinoco-Flow--Official-4K-Music-Video-
Oct 20 2021 11:46AM
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BrandoComando
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I think you should follow all the steps above and bring a Ouiji board. I've seen enough tv to know that ghosts love Ouiji boards
Oct 20 2021 12:31PM
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cydwhit
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In addition to the other excellent suggestions, you'll need tea lights as well. A lot of tea lights. Also a smoke alarm so that if something weird happens during the seance, your house won't burn down because of all the tea lights.
Oct 20 2021 2:59PM
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Casey
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I know how to do a few things in a hot tub, but this is not one of them
Oct 20 2021 6:58PM
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mountaindewgirl
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BrandoComandoThe first step is to start playing Enya


oldmanskiSay his full name 3 times at the stroke of midnight while looking in a mirror....... while listening to Enya. Should work


His wife left his iPod touch that's engraved with his name. It has nothing but 28 Enya songs.

I get the heebie jeebies when I'm listening to Carribean Blue in the tub.
Oct 20 2021 9:41PM
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SofaKingSick
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I mean, smart money is betting that he was at least a little drunk at the time. So that can't hurt
Oct 20 2021 9:44PM
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mountaindewgirl
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byuboundProbably gotta be sitting in the jacuzzi full jets I think too


It's when the jacuzzi stops and it gets silent that i can sense him there.
Oct 22 2021 1:38PM
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mountaindewgirl
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BrandoComandoI think you should follow all the steps above and bring a Ouiji board. I've seen enough tv to know that ghosts love Ouiji boards


Got a link for a waterproof ouiji board?
Oct 22 2021 1:40PM
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mountaindewgirl
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cydwhitIn addition to the other excellent suggestions, you'll need tea lights as well. A lot of tea lights. Also a smoke alarm so that if something weird happens during the seance, your house won't burn down because of all the tea lights.


Hmm maybe if I get like 400 of these?

https://www.amazon.com/Smokeless-Tealights-Engagement-Valentines-Halloween/dp/B08L3VLNXK/ref=sr_1_8?crid=IIC0K3MA7E9X&dchild=1&keywords=bulk+Tea+Lights&qid=1634924560&refinements=p_n_feature_two_browse-bin%3A23564815011&rnid=23564731011&s=furniture&sprefix=bulk+tea+lights%2Caps%2C147&sr=1-8

I like the heart shaped ones
Oct 22 2021 1:45PM
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mountaindewgirl
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ElcheapoLots of candles and a crystal ball or just do a ton of drugs maybe


Found his old Facebook... I wonder if anyone from his friends list would be down to show up.
Maybe we can all wear some matching swimsuits with his face on it:



Oct 22 2021 1:57PM
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SuspiciousFish
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oldmanskiSay his full name 3 times at the stroke of midnight while looking in a mirror....... while listening to Enya. Should work


There is documented proof this works for Biggie Smalls so no reason it shouldnt work for Enya too.
Oct 22 2021 2:14PM
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mountaindewgirl
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SofaKingSickI mean, smart money is betting that he was at least a little drunk at the time. So that can't hurt


Hmm... Hot tub, ouiji board, candles, Enya, matching swimsuits, champagne... This is shaping up to be quite the hot tub party.
Oct 22 2021 2:28PM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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charcuterie of prison foods
Oct 22 2021 2:47PM
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RAcecARman
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No one has mentioned you need a pentagram on the floor for it to work, buncha rookies. I'd recommend blood (from any medium-large size animal) or spray paint. If you use spray paint you can do it again too without having to harvest all the blood.
Oct 22 2021 5:26PM
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theabortionator
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What a way to go
Oct 22 2021 11:06PM
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Casey
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larilinesignFound his old Facebook... I wonder if anyone from his friends list would be down to show up.
Maybe we can all wear some matching swimsuits with his face on it:




Not getting the elderly ex prison guard vibe from this photo…
Oct 22 2021 11:17PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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larilinesignIt's when the jacuzzi stops and it gets silent that i can sense him there.


He just wants to party. He's trapped there forever, give him a break. Its just as awkward for him as you when you stop the music
Oct 22 2021 11:37PM
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darth_veeder2
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Incense in a circle is the basic way to hold a seance.
Jan 6 2022 12:14PM
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mountaindewgirl
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darth_veeder2Incense in a circle is the basic way to hold a seance.


I haven't had the balls to send it on the seance lol.

I found a photo of the guy, and he is big, bald, jacked, and pissed off looking. Apparantly he used to wake up at 5am every morning, fly his American flag, and do 100 push-ups.

I'm worried that if I rouse his spirit, his naked apparition will appear and start shit with me. That'd be a crazy ghost to have streaking around!

So I'm relegated to spooky knocks and a general feeling of being watched in the tub. I'm seriously afraid to even paddle the pink canoe in the tub, cuz what if that rouses him?
Jan 6 2022 1:51PM
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Abomber22
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Oh, he already*roused*
Jan 6 2022 5:43PM
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hoodratz47
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Salt around the bathtub and then burn sage. It will force it down the drain
Jan 6 2022 6:12PM
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meth_man
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Start making some pottery in the bathroom

that’s how Patrick Dwayne was summoned in ghost so it has to be real


Jan 6 2022 11:53PM
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meth_man
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meth_manStart making some pottery in the bathroom

that’s how Patrick Dwayne was summoned in ghost so it has to be real




Swayze
Jan 6 2022 11:54PM
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b00mSkis
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what is a seance?
Jan 8 2022 3:53AM
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GrapeHunter
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b00mSkiswhat is a seance?


its when i do ur mom in the tub
Jan 9 2022 6:55PM
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Abomber22
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Fifth grade humor.... again.
grantlewis_dntmits when i do ur mom in the tub
Jan 9 2022 7:34PM
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GrapeHunter
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Abomber22Fifth grade humor.... again.


make a new account old man, you're still not cool
Jan 9 2022 8:13PM
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Abomber22
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What's cooler than cool?
ICE COLD
what?
ICE COLD
...go post about somebody's mom....

grantlewis_dntmmake a new account old man, you're still not cool
Jan 9 2022 8:42PM
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